jetlag16

Offspring - Pretty Fly ( For a White Guy)
[...]

He needs some cool tunes, not just any would suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto he seess homies as he pass
But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lilly ass!

[...]

Me: This sucks.
Matt: What?
Me: My life.

{week or so later}
Matt: This sucks.
Me: What, your life?
Matt: No, your life.

Go Jets!