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Nah, he's a two pump chump. :-(

I've already moved on. I really just got into this because it's funny. But yes, kinda sad. CAGs know about our relationship from start to end, had to bring it to a close I guess.

It's more loathing/boredom.

I'd bang me. Hell, I have better sex with myself anyway. ^hahahahahaha

hahahah

Fortunately, I'm not a 30something hooker, but thank GOD I'm not a sad sad 20 year old boy that hides behind his computer all day, faps to personal ads on craigslist and thinks he's found someone totally amazing when it's reeeeally a google image.

...cough old prosti cough... I'm going to be dead within hours.

It was coincidence, actually, Mr. Anderson just likes to flatter himself. You should ask him about his other craigslist escapades.

aw how sweet

The Knife - Silent Shout

We totally need to upload the Juan Ivain movie. Lyke. Fo realz.

Mine too.

Amen to that.

That gives an entirely new meaning to the term "quickie".

Yup. Cock. Black cock. :joystick:

About a week ago we were talking on the way home, and he said, "If you know what the 'PM' stands for on this pack of cigarettes I'll give you a rimjob." I looked at him and I said, "I don't know what the 'PM' stands for... and, honestly I have no idea what a rimjob is so--" Then he laughed...

No naked pics for you. :) ::EDIT:: An "Oh my God I might be a father" talk whilst playing Halo? Oh, how I love you, Mr. Anderson. :D

My car broke. :cry:

Dude, whatever, yeast (the cooking kind) is really good with popcorn. And plain salted popcorn is GREAT with ice cream. For serious.