Just found this one via search for "douche" and had to share...favorite line:
"if this helps one person not be ripped off and takes away one chimichanga burrito from these thieves I will be satisfied."
"Scamber" alert!!! (is that a variant of an Amber alert, to notify people about scammers? ). Love the narcotics keywords too, and in the health and beauty section. Is that where the "street pharmacists" post their ads on craigslist?
Warning naughty/prejudiced language ahead (check out all the shaq-fu's hahaha)...