I've always wanted to mess with some of the listings I see.
"I'm looking for old games for my kids. You know, the old classics I remember like Suikoden II, Valkyrie Profile, Intelligent Qube, etc. Did I mention my kids? I have kids. It's for my kids. Willing to pay $10 each, email me"
One time I listed a Power Rangers Morpher on CL for $200 and this guy texts me and says "200 dollars?! its just a toy its not made of gold! come on man, its for my kid...he knows ALL the rangers!" as if I was supposed to go "oh okay...well since its for your kid, I'll give you this 200 dollar item for 5 dollars"
There is some joker on CL here trying to buy he-man, thundercats, and other 80s toys because his "3 year old saw them on youtube and really likes 80s cartoons now"
its almost as bad as the constant "I have to ask my wife if I am allowed to buy this first" responses I got every single time I tried to sell something on there