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#1 lokizz

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 04:34 PM

http://www.foxnews.c...,286855,00.html


wtf is next suing Hersheys for their chocolate being sweet and having too much chocolate in it? or how about pepsi for selling soda with too many bubbles in it? people like this should be shot. i could think of a few other reasons shes probably got jaw problems and none of em have to do with candy.

#2 EXStrike

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 04:48 PM

It happened it '05? And suing now? Legal process doesn't take that long.

And, WTF? Boston-area? In Michigan?

#3 Strell

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 04:50 PM

Oh SHIT.

CHEETOS ARE DANGEROUSLY CHEESY!

THEY EVEN SAY IT IN THE fuckING COMMERCIAL!

RUN, CHESTER CHEETAH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!


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Posted 27 June 2007 - 04:52 PM

Oh SHIT.

CHEETOS ARE DANGEROUSLY CHEESY!

THEY EVEN SAY IT IN THE fuckING COMMERCIAL!

RUN, CHESTER CHEETAH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

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#5 dallow

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 04:54 PM

I can't eat Funyons as I have just TOO MUCH fun with them.

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#6 rajchakrabarti

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 04:59 PM

if she had problems with starburts.....man.. that bitch would be dead if she tried chewing a now and later.
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#7 Magehart

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 05:01 PM

I wish Darwin was alive... i'd let him loose Rambo style on the world.
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#8 Graystone

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 06:32 PM

TMJ is common among you old dumb bitch. God I hate people sometimes.

Oh SHIT.

CHEETOS ARE DANGEROUSLY CHEESY!

THEY EVEN SAY IT IN THE fuckING COMMERCIAL!

RUN, CHESTER CHEETAH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!


Sorry he's to busy getting high

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#9 Mr Unoriginal

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 06:37 PM

Seriously, do we need the Mid-West?

Its too bad you're still a prick with a stupid gimmick.


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Posted 27 June 2007 - 06:40 PM

The judge that sued the laundromat over a pair of pants for millions seems worse IMO.

Seriously, do we need the Mid-West?


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#11 Pancake Rabbit

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 06:45 PM

Seriously, do we need the Mid-West?


You know what the mid-west is?

young and restless.

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#12 Graystone

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 06:47 PM

Seriously, do we need the Mid-West?


Its where all you Amish cousins are. No its cool me, and the rest of the mid-west will just go ahead, and leave. Have fun trying to find a car to drive, or food to eat.

#13 Rocko

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 06:51 PM

if she had problems with starburts.....man.. that bitch would be dead if she tried chewing a now and later.


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#14 NWgamer666

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 06:58 PM

Yes, TMJ is a commonly occurring disease, however her case might actually have merit. Starburst's insurer should have settled. Them things are chewy, especially if they are closer to the expiration date. I wonder what her job was and if she had to talk a lot to work ala customer service. I always thought that now and laters needed a warning label for people with fillings.

#15 Serialkilla

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 06:58 PM

Seriously, do we need the Mid-West?



We can most certainly go on without Michigan at the very least. ;)

#16 I AM WILLIAM H. MACY

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 07:03 PM

Yeah when you have a jaw condition and start eating 3 years expired candy, you do not expect it to be a little hard to chew, for a few seconds, and because there was no warning of it, she deserves $200 million

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#18 greatscot

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 07:10 PM

It happened it '05? And suing now? Legal process doesn't take that long.

And, WTF? Boston-area? In Michigan?


Actually, legal process DOES take that long. Usually the case is attempted to be settled before a formal lawsuit is filed.

This is right up there for dumbest lawsuit ever. It's in the same category with the woman who sued McDonald's for the spilled coffee.

The person who should be shot is the lawyer who actually filed this stupid claim. (And yes, I am a lawyer, but at least I do have some common sense).

#19 anomynous

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 07:29 PM

You know what the mid-west is?

young and restless.

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#20 TC

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 07:30 PM

Lady its God sending you a message to shut your cocksucker.

#21 lokizz

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 07:43 PM

You know what the mid-west is?

young and restless.


where restless niggas might snatch ya necklace

#22 2poor

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 07:45 PM

where restless niggas might snatch ya necklace


next these n*ggas might jack ya lexus

#23 GuilewasNK

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 08:10 PM

Dammit, they need to keep these kinds of lawsuits from happening.

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#24 Warner1281

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 08:22 PM

The easiest way to keep these stupid lawsuits from occurring...

If you file a suit money WILL transfer hands. Either you win and the money comes into your hands or you lose and you have to pay the other party for wasting their time. So if you decide to try and sue starburst for $200M and lose, you now get to pay them $200M. Should get rid of all the fucktard lawsuits (or make all the fucktards homeless).
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#25 Strell

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 08:28 PM

The easiest way to keep these stupid lawsuits from occurring...

If you file a suit money WILL transfer hands. Either you win and the money comes into your hands or you lose and you have to pay the other party for wasting their time. So if you decide to try and sue starburst for $200M and lose, you now get to pay them $200M. Should get rid of all the fucktard lawsuits (or make all the fucktards homeless).


Problem with a "loser pays" rule is that it benefits the big guys/corporations too much, as they have armies of highly-trained lawyers at their disposal.


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#26 Warner1281

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 08:31 PM

Problem with a "loser pays" rule is that it benefits the big guys/corporations too much, as they have armies of highly-trained lawyers at their disposal.


Fine... the person who files suit gets a 50% discount.
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#27 Strell

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 08:37 PM

Fine... the person who files suit gets a 50% discount.


Mmmmm. I imagine in the history of dumb lawsuits that many a stacked deck has been leveled at someone almost entirely defenseless, only to have said defenseless defendant get trounced.

I think the "real" answer is to not have this shit to begin with. It should be thrown out immediately. But it doesn't help that there's a never ending line of scumbag lawyers willing to encourage people to take up these stupid cases to begin with.

And even then I don't know if my "real" answer would work. We'd need to get some advice from people who are in the know, like javery.


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#28 Warner1281

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 08:42 PM

Mmmmm. I imagine in the history of dumb lawsuits that many a stacked deck has been leveled at someone almost entirely defenseless, only to have said defenseless defendant get trounced.

I think the "real" answer is to not have this shit to begin with. It should be thrown out immediately. But it doesn't help that there's a never ending line of scumbag lawyers willing to encourage people to take up these stupid cases to begin with.

And even then I don't know if my "real" answer would work. We'd need to get some advice from people who are in the know, like javery.


It's times like this I wish every judge had the attitude of Judge Judy (whom I actually can't stand to watch but thoroughly back her stance on just about everything I've ever heard her talk about [both on her show and Larry King]). I can't imagine she'd even let the lawyers stand up before kicking them out of her court room.
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#29 Graystone

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Posted 28 June 2007 - 11:55 AM

The easiest way to keep these stupid lawsuits from occurring...

If you file a suit money WILL transfer hands. Either you win and the money comes into your hands or you lose and you have to pay the other party for wasting their time. So if you decide to try and sue starburst for $200M and lose, you now get to pay them $200M. Should get rid of all the fucktard lawsuits (or make all the fucktards homeless).


Why not just have a duel with pistols.

#30 Number83

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Posted 28 June 2007 - 12:21 PM

I once pulled a tooth out eatting a Sugar Daddy. Granted it was a loose tooth...Those things are dangerous.

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