Japanese Toilet: The Movie - CheapyD on ScrewAttack's Toilet Tuesday
Posted 01 August 2007 - 05:23 PM
Posted 01 August 2007 - 05:31 PM
I was quite shocked that Cheapy actually did a live ass washing on camera, but the shock and awe was broken when he explained that you sometimes have to arch forward or backward. That's the same technique I use.
Now I have that song stuck in my head.
Posted 01 August 2007 - 05:54 PM
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 10:37 PM
Man they gotta import those things here in the US, I'd buy one in a flash! What's stopping them?
Nothing. You could probably get one. When's the last time you were toilet shopping?
Posted 01 August 2007 - 11:24 PM
That seems a little excessive...
Why? Because they put better thought into its design with things like the inability to slam the seat down? Things like that don't cost much, us Stupid Americans just don't think about these things.
Japanese people probably think nothing of this. Just as you might go to a country where it's customary to squat over a hole in the ground the has handles on either side on the floor, and you would think "How primitive," they may think the same about us. Then again, I'm sure the less upscale apartments have "normal" toilets.
As for the spraying, a lot of countries have this as a standard. And if you think about it, it makes a lot of sense. When was the last time you adequately cleaned anything by smearing it around with some dry paper?
Posted 01 August 2007 - 11:37 PM
I do have a question though Cheapy, what is your workflow for filming/editing/posting videos? I have a low-end 3CCD camcorder, Sony Vegas and non of my YouTube vids come out that clear. Excellent job.l
Posted 02 August 2007 - 02:46 AM
Also, I never understood reading/playing games on the toilet. Isn't that the road to hemorrhoid-town?
Posted 02 August 2007 - 02:51 AM
Posted 02 August 2007 - 04:36 AM
Hmm, FunkyDoRight's question also leads me to the thought that the ass wash eliminates the possibility of the awesome yet mysterious "clean getaway" that you can only achieve by wiping and somehow coming away with nothing on the paper.
Had one of those about thirty minutes ago.
Posted 02 August 2007 - 06:11 AM
This is one step towards eliminating the need for toilet paper and replacing it with 3 seashells...
Posted 02 August 2007 - 07:25 AM
Posted 02 August 2007 - 08:10 AM
And... nice t-shirt.
Posted 02 August 2007 - 11:32 PM
How is it that the US the greatest country in the galaxy doesn't have these seats standard? I desrve an ass wash!!!
Posted 03 August 2007 - 04:28 AM
Also: No Fan?? Your massive caucasian Gaijin shits must choke-out the entire building dude.....wheres the Japanese Oust??!?
PS: Toilets here today have the "slowly closing lid".....at least the better brands do.
PPSS: What about Japanese public toilets...the old "Squat over the trough" stuff....now thats definately a step in the wrong direction....
Posted 03 August 2007 - 05:29 AM
Posted 03 August 2007 - 06:31 AM
Anyone else notice Cheapy had it set to full blast.
Posted 03 August 2007 - 07:26 AM
I NEED A CLEAN ASS! There is no question abount that.
Posted 03 August 2007 - 11:59 AM