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Japanese Toilet: The Movie - CheapyD on ScrewAttack's Toilet Tuesday

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#91 Gregalor



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Posted 03 August 2007 - 05:56 PM

Awesome video Cheapy!

How is it that the US the greatest country in the galaxy doesn't have these seats standard? I desrve an ass wash!!!

That's ironic since every other toilet has "American Standard" written on it. Apparently our standards are simply very low.

#92 Graystone


Posted 03 August 2007 - 06:27 PM

There is no doubt that sales will go up in the U.S. because of this video. The only question in my mind at this point is if I should pay the extra $ for the auto open and close and the Oscillatioing Cleanse... or just throw down the 600 bones for the Cheapy model?

I NEED A CLEAN ASS! There is no question abount that.

They already sell them over here. 5K its called a toto.

#93 asdfjkllkjfdsa


Posted 07 August 2007 - 11:07 PM

How much do those ass washing toilets cost?

#94 DesertEagleXIX


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Posted 07 August 2007 - 11:21 PM

Was anyone else reminded of the Wii SD card slot, when Cheapy lifted the power setting compartment?

One question: Does it wash your balls too, or just hit the brown eye?
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#95 shnizzle66


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Posted 08 August 2007 - 04:24 PM

Man I was drinking I full bottle of This hazelnut drink while watching this! Thanks for ruining my screen, CheapyD!!! hahahaha

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#96 joebomb77



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Posted 17 August 2007 - 02:14 AM

Ha, my boss had read something about Japanese toilets and was discussing it at work, everyone seemed pretty disturbed that I knew about the ass and vagina wash in detail. lol.

#97 ZeroSupporT


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Posted 18 August 2007 - 04:33 PM

I am surprised noone noted the intensity level set on the pressure control knob. MAXIMUM POWER BABY!!

#98 ratzombie


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Posted 19 August 2007 - 09:53 AM

I am surprised noone noted the intensity level set on the pressure control knob. MAXIMUM POWER BABY!!

A few CAGs did... I didn't though.

#99 GizmoGC


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Posted 20 August 2007 - 03:02 AM

I want to take a dump with Cheapy's Toilet :(

#100 MemphisGun



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Posted 29 August 2007 - 11:24 PM

Wow, and for a second I thought Japanese people were not lazy. But Cheapy, you porved to me that they don't even wipe their own ass. Jk, thanks for showing us you hi-tech throne!
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#101 lilblewskydragon


Posted 15 September 2007 - 09:02 AM

I just gotta say that's one of the many reasons why I want to visit Japan...

#102 d00der


Posted 16 September 2007 - 12:46 AM

I want one. Seriously.

#103 VanillaGorilla


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Posted 21 September 2007 - 05:16 AM

Awesome choice of outro music, Cheapy
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#104 wolfpackgamer


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Posted 10 December 2007 - 04:49 AM

realize i'm posting this a little late but that was hilarious... my grandparents just got bidets installed in 3 toilets in their houses and I got to try it when I went down for Thanksgiving. Ass washing sure beats the hell out of ass wiping. They got them installed for $500 dollars each though, kinda expensive

#105 destro713


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Posted 11 December 2007 - 09:19 PM

While this thing is bumped to the top I may as well mention that after seeing the toilet video, I actually went out and bought myself a Japanese toilet seat, or "washlet." It just so happened that my brother (who is also my flatmate) had used one recently at one of his Japanese friend's parents' house and was very impressed, so we both went in on one. We got a Toto S300, which would only be a mid-level model in Japan but is the highest-end washlet you can get in the States without replacing the entire toilet. It has two ass wash modes (regular and soft) plus the vagina wash, all of which can be further adjusted by another 5-position pressure control. Also has 5 water temperature settings, 5 heated seat settings, a deodorizer fan that turns on when you sit down, oscillate and pulse modes, self-cleaning features, an air dryer, and of course the hydraulic soft-closing lid. It's also controlled by a wall-mountable wireless remote. I got a pretty nice deal on it of course.

I can't live without it now. On the rare occasion that I'm forced to take a shit at work or at a friend's house I just feel tainted afterward. You don't realize how dirty a paper-only ass cleaning leaves you until you've seen the light with your own eye, so to speak.
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#106 great


Posted 10 January 2008 - 02:17 PM

Japan is great. At least that's what I think I haven't visit it but I hope I will one day. I love there rental toilets they are very interestig.

#107 dynamik123


Posted 29 January 2008 - 05:05 PM

Now I want a Japanese toilet.

#108 KaneRobot


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Posted 04 February 2008 - 04:40 AM

About a month or two back I used this video as my "look, the Wii Browser works with Youtube" example for a friend who had just bought a Wii. I think he now wants the toilet more than the Wii itself.
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#109 Tympanum



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Posted 06 February 2008 - 02:59 AM

That was great. xD

#110 vampireblood



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Posted 24 February 2008 - 01:36 AM

I saw this on G4 and youtube. I really wish Japan would sell these around the world, I want a toilet that has a LCD screen for TV viewing while I drop bombs!

#111 genneo



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Posted 24 February 2008 - 04:11 AM

I found them here in the USA

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It's on sale too LOL

#112 insideacube


Posted 27 February 2008 - 12:54 AM

lmao this just makes me want to visit japan even more...=)

#113 theeipi



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Posted 27 February 2008 - 01:12 AM

I fly to Tokyo on Saturday.

Now I have a reason to be excited.
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#114 theeipi



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Posted 04 March 2008 - 10:40 PM

So I saw the toilet - they're everywhere.

Two questions I have though are why can you smoke everywhere indoors but nowhere outdoors?

What is the point in the masks? Is there any evidence that they prevent anything?
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#115 Dandeschain


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Posted 08 May 2008 - 12:28 AM

So Cheapy, how have you been tolerating your visit to America without the "asswash?"
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#116 HeadRusch



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Posted 08 May 2008 - 01:11 AM

Cheapy is in the USA? He missed the latest Earthquake? OMG what a PUSSY!

#117 CheapyMom


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Posted 08 May 2008 - 01:20 PM

So Cheapy, how have you been tolerating your visit to America withouth the "asswash?"

He wasn't totally deprived- at least when he was with us. We have a Toto toilet in our home too!

#118 Dandeschain


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Posted 08 May 2008 - 02:39 PM

Nice. Good to know the ass was properly cleansed. I need one of these fancy toilets.
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#119 Chase


Posted 10 May 2008 - 10:39 PM

Nice. Good to know the ass was properly cleansed. I need one of these fancy toilets.

I think it would be cheaper to simply hire illegal immigrants; possibly outsource the work to Taiwan.