CONTEST: Win NASCAR 08!
Posted 06 August 2007 - 06:28 PM
I would want Trojan to be the sponser. So much fun during the race...you could have the annocers saying the trojan just rammed into the hooters... car. lol ...
Posted 06 August 2007 - 09:12 PM
I would like to be sponsored by Microsoft. I figure my car will work something like this.
Start of the race:
In order to unlock the doors of the car I will have to simultaneuosly put one hand on the rear bumper, one hand on the windshield and one on the door. (CTRL-ALT-DEL)
For some reason the car will begin moving very very slowly at which point I will have to pit, shut off the engine, wait 30 seconds and restart. This is of course after my pit chief had to put one hand on the rear bumper, one hand on the windshield and one on the door so that I could get out of the car. (which for some reason is necessary to get it restarted)
A message will come over the radio that there is some kind of error with how the car is running. I won't notice anything happening at all, but the message will keep coming. I will have the crew chief send the error report to microsoft which result in ... absolutely nothing
A ten year old kid will scream profanity at us over the radio after we are passed by the Nintendo Wii car.
Achievement: Your car has actually lasted for 35 Laps!
Three lights on the Tachometer will come up and the car will effectively die. I will try my best to get it to pit where a mexican wearing a Property of McAllen Texas t-shirt will promptly cover the car and tow it away.
Microsoft will contact the crew chief to let me know that a new car is on the way.
Microsoft delivers a new car and will be completely confused when we explain that the race was over for us on lap 36, and that all this time was wasted without actually having the car work. Upon inspection of the new car, we will find that this is actually Jeff Gordon's car which was wrecked last week at Daytona. It now has a Microsoft logo on it.
Posted 07 August 2007 - 01:01 PM
Posted 07 August 2007 - 09:03 PM
PS3 por favor!!
Posted 07 August 2007 - 09:54 PM
Posted 08 August 2007 - 06:39 AM
Ky Jelly would be my sponsor.
Posted 08 August 2007 - 05:18 PM
And I would be sponsored by, your MOM!
Posted 08 August 2007 - 08:44 PM
I'd want to be sponsored by the Discovery Channel, so that I could have a sweet ass Lion or Gator on my shit.
Posted 08 August 2007 - 09:08 PM
Sponsored by the Kwik-E-Mart.
Everyone loves Squishee's.
you are a pillar of the video game/gaming community.
Thanks you are truly a pillar of the community!
Posted 09 August 2007 - 06:10 AM
I'd like Sega to sponsor me, especially adorning my car with Dreamcast everything. Because, even though I probably wouldn't win, I'd still be loved forever.
Posted 09 August 2007 - 06:52 AM
in case this contest is still good, I'd very much like to be sponsored by, in order:
Nano's Taco Run
Whataburger A-1 Thick-and-Hearty Burger
Posted 09 August 2007 - 01:24 PM
I'd be stuck between a few choices.
Rohypnol - Because some nights are best forgotten.
Loreal (insert picture of CheapyD below logo)
Lynx - For that cheap, teenage smell of desparation.
Posted 09 August 2007 - 02:57 PM
Would <3 to be sponsored by Faux (read: FOX) News, and paint a giant HLS bar with threat level: Severe on my hood, with Bill O'Reilly looking down at you in shame on the rear of my car :>
Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:45 PM
My sponsor in NASCAR: Obama '08, just to tick off the NASCAR fans.
Posted 10 August 2007 - 01:02 PM
Sponsored by: The NCAA Football 16 team playoff system coming in 2082!