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#91 TheAggroCraig

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 05:33 AM

Why should I be your intern Wombat?

I enjoy fudge, a lot. Straight up, I'm not going to make up any lies or suck up to you or anything, I just enjoy helping out with things like this, and this could be neat.

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#92 Dick Tracy

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 11:52 AM

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#93 munch

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 12:27 PM

Looks like a penis wearing a tank top. I bet a lot of masturbation goes on in that room.

#94 Dick Tracy

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 12:32 PM

lolololol

#95 someguy353

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 12:34 PM

Me speak english.... english me speak...

#96 someguy353

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 12:37 PM

You're bigtime Wombat , now who's smelling the milk ?

Good Luck .


milking a Wombat... is that even Possible?

#97 hipsterplease

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 12:56 PM

I may not have quite the journalistic chops of a lot of these cats, but I think I’d make a suitable intern for Wombat’s blogging endeavors. I actually write a nerd culture blog, and, while I’m admittedly small-time, it did garner a mention in Esquire magazine’s March music issue.

#98 cdietschrun

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 12:59 PM

I think that I have a high aptitude for video game sales and general knowledge, and also I highly enjoy you on the cagcast, I think we could get along great.

#99 JMEPO

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 05:47 PM

forget it

Edited by JMEPO, 02 September 2008 - 09:40 PM.


#100 crazytalkx

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 06:58 PM

I'm a second-year English major attending a half-decent university. Not to mention that Wombat rocks my bare socks. No, I'm not kissing ass at all.

#101 Sideshow

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 07:23 PM

I can sum up why I should be Wombat's intern in one word.

















Gravy.
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#102 Koggit

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 07:54 PM

There are a lot of well qualified people here. Journalism majors, English teachers, people with gaming editorial experience, etc. I would be interested in reading a blog with many writers. I suggest Wombat look for interns, not intern.

#103 Wombat

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 08:24 PM

This is very overwhelming, I may have to have more than one intern.

#104 Chacrana

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 08:30 PM

This is very overwhelming, I may have to have more than one intern.


You may have to not pay more than one person.

it was probably in there because I'm a flaming homosexual.


#105 PetriesLastWord

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 09:03 PM

You may have to not pay more than one person.


Can Wombay afford to not pay that many people? The burden may become too much.
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#106 Chacrana

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 09:06 PM

Here we thought he was moving up in the world. Turns out he can't quite fork over that $0.00. Damn. :lol:

it was probably in there because I'm a flaming homosexual.


#107 PyroGamer

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 12:40 AM

This is very overwhelming, I may have to have more than one intern.

I think I should be wombat's intern because he's already overwhelmed by only 100 or so miniscule posts. In my first act of internship, I would make Wombat's decision infinitely easier by simply selecting myself.

#108 Patz

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 02:06 AM

Well I should be his intern because I used to be a managing editor for AMN and i wrote plenty of reviews and news articles while I was there. I have been looking for something to get into the Game media again and this seems like one of the few things I would be interested in. I also have tons of free time and live on my laptop.
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#109 twen

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 03:11 AM

Looks like a penis wearing a tank top. I bet a lot of masturbation goes on in that room.


Is that what you have to say about Cheapy too?
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#110 SL4IN

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 06:13 AM

I believe that I should have the opportunity to become Wombat's intern because I believe I would fit the part well.

I currently work at an independent video game store, and am quite up to date with video game news and happenings in the industry. I also am attending Texas A&M University with a major in Telecommunications and a minor in marketing with the intentions of becoming a PR.
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#111 mykevermin

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 06:19 AM

Because I'm better than pretty much everyone else on any measure, and can miraculously drop the ego and sardonic asides that permeate most blogs (not to mention my own posts), leaving behind professional writing skills that make the girls swoon like a Paul Anka tune.

...cept for the run-ons, I suppose.
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#112 2Dskillz

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 06:50 AM

While possessing a large number of skills and talents, my coolness would never exceed that of the mighty Wombat. A good toadie only exists to enhance the fearless leader.
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#113 Dick Tracy

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 01:40 PM

Is that what you have to say about Cheapy too?

Oh, snayup!

You flipped the script, playa!

#114 CaptNink

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 09:59 PM

I'm a technical writer and I want to stab Wombat with my love pen.

#115 Majora2010

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 01:30 AM

If I get the position I will dye my hair brown and get a wombat-esque haircut. There will be screenshots to prove it happened. Then I will cry because I like my hair long.


#116 Sendell

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 02:38 AM

I know you've probably been blown away by your overwhelming popularity (oh the perils of being a D-List internet celebrity) so I'll keep this short.

I only have 30 days to live and working for you, Wombat, is my dying wish.

Ok, so maybe that's not true. I love Cheap Ass Gamer and (almost) everything associated with it--the site, the podcast, and (most) of the community. Working with you, Wombat, would make me unbelievably happy. I'm smart, I work hard, and I learn fast. The pleasure I would gain from working with you I am sure would be reciprocated.
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#117 JoeX111

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 01:00 PM

Maybe this should be decided American Gladiators-style, with Cheapy and Wombat hurling tennis balls at us like Pyro and Nitro.

#118 lowgear26

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 01:09 PM

You probably wouldn't want me.....I don't smoke cigars.
You Can't handle the Truth.

#119 Ryvvn

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 10:21 PM

I have no idea what this job would actually entail. However, I should be Wombat's intern because I'm already entrenched in a lot of things that are similar to what you guys do, including blogging and a podcast (www.gameslaves.net).

#120 Cursor

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 12:47 AM

This is very overwhelming, I may have to have more than one intern.


Is this a test? That's a run-on sentence. Either use a period or a semicolon, but not a comma.

This is very overwhelming; I may have to have more than one intern.


Saying this to get the job, not to be a grammar douche. :)