I need games that suck for xmas gift

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We got Secret Santa at work and the guy I got is my friend who has a second job at Gamestop. So I was going to grab him some horrible games like Kabuki Warriors, any other really bad games I can get him? I'm supposed to keep it under 20 dollars but I might cheat a little so I can give him a crapload of bad games. I might order Mortal Kombat Advance on Ebay and I have a copy of Superman64 I might throw in there.
He has all the systems post N64.
 
Assuming he has older systems, or even that he wants to play any of these games

Back to the Future for the NES is on amazon for 50 cents. Suppose to be one of the worst game of all time.

Then there is E.T. for the Atari, its like 3 bux, that gets my vote for worst game of all time

Something newer would be like Drake of the 99 Dragons for Xbox. 73 cents on amazon
 
Jupiter Strike - PS1
Bruce Lee Quest of the Dragon - XBOX
Nightcaster 2 - XBOX
Jonny Moseley Mad Trix - PS2
Crime Life: Gang Wars - XBOX
Aquaman Battle for Atlantis - XBOX

Crappy Burger King games for the XBOX.
Most any old ass sports game.

The most depressing part is I own most if not all of those games, but I refuse to buy those BK games.
 
The Flintstones: Bedrock Bowling - PS1
Fugitive Hunter - PS2
McFarlane's Evil Prophecy - PS2
Miami Vice - PS2
Charlie's Angels - GC
Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis - XBOX
Batman: Dark Tomorrow - XBOX

I have no idea how easy or hard it is to find any of those, or how much you'd have to pay, but they all make pretty cruel gifts
 
you could buy every very old sports game you could find
have probably 20-30 games and it would be like $50 exactly hahaha
I'm sure they'd be greatful to unload them
 
Get him Dragons lair for the Nes that game sucks and another horrible game is ROad Riot for the snes wich just sucks
 
Here are some other suck games:
Fight Club (Xbox/PS2)
Ping Pals (DS)
Murakumo (Xbox)
Get On Da Mic (PS2)
Unlimited SaGa (PS2)
Star Wars: Flight of the Falcon (GBA)
 
I liked E.T. and could beat it, don't know what the issues are.

How about getting him a virtual boy? And maybe some aspirin?
 
Everyone knows about the usual suspects, but how about some crap games that get overlooked? I've even broken it down into categories:

Fun arcade games translated horribly -
(worst offenders)
Time Killers (Genesis)
Pit Fighter (SNES)
Captain America and the Avengers (SNES)

Flight sim games for the NES. A system that had no 3-d capabilities and very limited processing power - that didn't stop developers from giving this genre a shot!

Look, real people! Back when digitized graphics came out, there were games that had terrible gameplay, but developers hoped you would be so thrilled at seeing realistic looking images, that you'll be too stunned to notice - or care! Sad thing is, sometimes it worked. Also see the full motion video phenemenon - which graced mid nineties computer games and other systems, but the worst of the worst was always on Sega CD.
(worst offenders)
The Rocketeer - the NES version was quite good, but they made a new version that recycled environments, eliminated all the cool levels, and replaced them with half baked toss ins, all so they could fit the digitized images on the cart.
Home Alone - This could have been good - Trapt for PS2 had a good run with the theme of trapping and maiming people. But not here. They got a few digitized photos, and slapped together a game to showcase how cool these looked. Run around the house, collect valuables, lock them in a safe, before the "Wet Bandits" get you. Succeed, and you're treated to a digitized shot of Mccaulley's famous scream scene (with accompanying digitized scream). Fail, and you get a shot of the Wet Bandits restraining Kevin. People were so much easier to impress back then. . .
Waynes World - Not only do you get the digitized photos like the others, but you also get them in game! Control a dude with a large digitized still of Mike Meyers for a head, and occasionally run into Dana Carvey and other characters from the film, all given the freaky photo head treatment. If you thought the big head codes in NBA Jam (and most other modern sports games) were lame, you need to see this game in action!
 
I second the sports games idea! You could buy a bunch of them and put them in a big box, along with some garbage for additonal weight! :)
 
Wand Of Gamelon
Big Rigs
Total Recall
Superman 64
Hooters Road Trip
Any DS game with a Z at the end
White Men Can't Jump
Barbie Horse Adventure
50 Cent Bulletproof
Chicken Shoot
 
[quote name='anotherpoorgamer']I second the sports games idea! You could buy a bunch of them and put them in a big box, along with some garbage for additonal weight! :)[/quote]

I agree, that's a hilarious idea, and at any gamestore you could probably find 10 of em for 20-30 bucks. What better xmas gift than every last gen madden :lol:
 
Um, hello ppl....SHAQ FU! (lol)

SNES:
American Gladiators
Cliffhanger
Ultraman

XBOX:
Catwoman
Pulse Racer
BadBoys
MTV's Celebrity Death Match
IHRA Drag Racing

Those are just off the top of my head, dig around in clearance or cheap bins at game stores, I'm sure you will find plenty of games that qualify as both cheap and bad...lol. :D
 
If you get him games that 'obviously suck' he will just laugh along with you... instead, get him the Pirates game for the Wii or Spiderman 3 for the PS3. He will know it sucks... but if presented like a 'real' present he will be forced to smile and say thank you.
 
Get something decent and fit it inside of an NES cart. I did this with some common games (some of my 20+ Mario/Duck hunts) with a printed out label of something shitty like Max Max (NES).

Requires some drilling or saw work, but it's pretty killer presentation.

I've got a copy of "The Space Bar" if you really want them to hate you.
 
[quote name='yeah-yeah']Am I the only one who actually liked ET for the 2600? Seriously! I really did like that game..[/QUOTE]

You have to realize that MOST of the people that say E.T. sucked didn't even play it. Its like a cult belief now. E.T. pops to people's minds when they hear of crappy games...but the game wasn't half bad...Pac Man sucked a LOT more on the 2600... E.T. is just the popular thing to say in this debate..for MY money, Cosmic Race on the japanese PSone was by far the WORST game I have EVER seen...

btw... pick up your friend Big Rigs on PC. now THAT game is HORRIBLE (check it out on youtube.com) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7syKAiTgPI
Good stuff
 
double dragon 3 doesn't suck... boo you...Multiple characters, melee weapons and team attack were kool.
[quote name='Slate']Ghostbusters for the NES, Double dragon 3 for the NES..[/quote]
 
[quote name='Inf^Shini']You have just made me waste precious minutes of my life watching that :cry:[/QUOTE]

I'm sure someone else was around to blindly bash Microsoft and arrogantly tout Sony while you were busy ;)
 
[quote name='jousley']I'm sure someone else was around to blindly bash Microsoft and arrogantly tout Sony while you were busy ;)[/quote]
?

Apparently you have the wrong guy since I don't do that.
 
If you can get your hands on anything covered by the Angry Video Game Nerd, or Seanbaby of EGM (as was mentioned earlier), then that will more than suffice.
 
If you want to emasculate your friend, get him something with Barbie, Hanna Montana or Raven in the title.... or just get him Pony Friends ;)
 
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