Attention all coffee afficionados!

adamska2020

adamska2020

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I just got a gift card for Starbucks and I want to order some super complicated drink that will blast my nuts off in taste and get me a dirty look and a possible loogie from the barista. Any suggestions?
 
[quote name='pacifickarma']Yeah, just drink it black and don't be a prick...[/quote]Ohh talk dirty to me you big penised MAN!
 
i'd go with a grande no sugar no fat no foam white chocolate mocha extra white chocolate with an extra shot of espresso. then go to the milk/sugar station and add sugar.

seriously. my boss has me order/do this for her. atleast once a week.
 
One of the managers at my client site gave me a SB gift card too.

When i am in the mood for SB, I normally get a grande caramel machiatto with soy milk. Sometimes a shot of raspberry, too. That'll set you back $4 or $5...

Normally, I'm just a black cheap coffee person.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']One of the managers at my client site gave me a SB gift card too.

When i am in the mood for SB, I normally get a grande caramel machiatto with soy milk. Sometimes a shot of raspberry, too. That'll set you back $4 or $5...

Normally, I'm just a black cheap coffee person.[/quote]

SB = slick black?
 
[quote name='Chika']i'd go with a grande no sugar no fat no foam white chocolate mocha extra white chocolate with an extra shot of espresso. then go to the milk/sugar station and add sugar.[/quote]

o.0 If I worked at Starbucks,hearing that would make me want to punch a baby. Maybe it's less complicated then it sounds, but damn....that's a mouthful.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']The only way to drink coffee is black.[/QUOTE]

It's funny, because you're still wrong. hopeless, sean. :lol:
 
[quote name='adamska2020']Ohh talk dirty to me you big penised MAN![/QUOTE]

How do you know so much about my junk? [Insert sister/mother joke here.]
 
[quote name='MusicNoteLess']o.0 If I worked at Starbucks,hearing that would make me want to punch a baby. Maybe it's less complicated then it sounds, but damn....that's a mouthful.[/quote]

yep. and i've got it memorized at this point. if i get anything i get a no foam no fat no water vanilla chia tea latte. that's a mouthful and they usually fuck it up.

i actually just stumbled across this... a $13 starbucks cup of coffee.
 
[quote name='naes']Starbucks is to coffee as Taco Bell is to Mexican food.[/quote]
Starbucks is delicious, but I see your point. Their drinks are basically caffeinated shakes.
 
To get truly complex, leave the "no" behind and start getting into the "half" as in half fat (mixing skim and whole milk together) and half caff (reg and decaf).
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Ask for a sugar cube of acid in your coffee. And then listen to Grateful Dead while you watch Land of the Lost.[/quote]

I think we have a winner.
 
yeah since you all seem to be in the know about coffee i got a giftcard from a place called joe muggs. wtf do they sell there aside from the obvious which is coffee? never been there and i havent had coffee since i was a kid so if they dont sell anything else im gonna have to give this thing away.
 
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