Contest (CAG Foreplay #31): Win Phoenix Wright: Trials & Tribulations
Posted 08 February 2008 - 12:40 AM
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*edit* I didnt read the previous posts. D:
Posted 08 February 2008 - 05:28 AM
Posted 08 February 2008 - 09:04 AM
Also Hyperchicken and Old Man Waterfall from Futurama.
Posted 08 February 2008 - 11:37 AM
Posted 08 February 2008 - 04:18 PM
Quotes like "This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story" seal the deal.
Posted 08 February 2008 - 07:01 PM
Why?!? Cause he was the man! Got the job done, and fasionably done as well I may add. AND! His girlfriend was insanely hot!
Posted 08 February 2008 - 10:13 PM
Posted 09 February 2008 - 01:28 AM
Or Paul Biegler from Anatomy of a Murder (played by Jimmy Stewart). The scene with him playing the judge as a "humble country lawyer" always gets me.
Posted 09 February 2008 - 01:38 AM
"Virtual Console?!? Original hardware, fool!!!"
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 09:27 AM
I was going to say Lionel Hutz as well, but now that I've been reminded, Maggie Lizer from Arrested development was awesome. Definitely my favorite eps of arrested development, though I've only seen the first season so far
Really though, Bob loblaw....Yeah, great episode, but ill say Lionel Huntz is pretty fab too
Posted 09 February 2008 - 01:19 PM
"Debbie, we're going to need some law books. With pictures this time. "
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 05:05 PM
Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram of Chewie) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! (jury looks shocked)
Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? (calmly) Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
Later in that same episode, Cochran has a change of heart and defends Chef when Chef sues the record company. Again, he uses the Chewbacca Defense, although with some minor changes:
Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decided whether to reverse the decision for my client Chef. I know he seems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen... (pulling down a diagram of Chewbacca) This is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one moment -- that does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why: I don't know.
It does not make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense, you must acquit!
(pulling a monkey out of his pocket) Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey! (one of the juror's heads explodes)
Eventually, Chef wins the case and all is well.
Posted 09 February 2008 - 05:12 PM
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 09:49 PM
The guy was a sleaze, but you still had to like him.