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Contest (CAGcast #108) Win Devil May Cry 4 (PS3) w/Art Book!


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#31 Thomas96

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 02:33 PM

I'd ask GOD to make him cry.
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#32 NinjaMajik

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 02:40 PM

Sit him down for an all day marathon of The Sound of Music.

#33 FoxHoundADAM

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 02:41 PM

Make him listed to EMO.....oh wait he probably would like that.

#34 Danimal

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 02:48 PM

Take him to the zoo, then douse him with peanut oil and elephant pheremones and knock him into the elephant pen.
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#35 SeanAmI

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 02:51 PM

Make him play Devil May Cry 2

#36 Dante Devil

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 02:52 PM

I'd have him talk to famous Scientologist Tom Cruise. Tom would explain Scientology and its beliefs. The Devil would then start laughing so much that tears would start coming out of his eyes. "Man, that shit is so funny, Tom!" replied the Devil as tears rolled down his cheeks.

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#37 PawnTakesKing

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 03:04 PM

Submit him to the worst gaming marathon ever, starting all the way back with E.T. on the Atari 2600. Then he could work his way up through classics like Superman 64, Pulse Racer, all of the Petz games, Super Rub-a-Dub, and multiple other selections from Hell's very own bargain bin. He would either die trying to complete all of these games or decide it's not worth it and just commit suicide. Either way, I win.
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#38 traslin

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 03:05 PM

I'd send his lover, Saddam Hussein, to heaven.

#39 InuFaye

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 03:11 PM

To Make A Devil Cry:

Simply Make Him Visit Neo-GAF.

#40 Johnny-C

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 03:13 PM

Make him watch Oscar Gold: http://video.aol.com...iler/2157214784

#41 dacool561

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    Take a Look at This

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 03:18 PM

Oh i dunno, maybe SING HIM THE GREATEST SONG IN THE WORLD!

#42 waterbil

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 03:23 PM

First of all, I am convinced that Britney Spears is the devil so I would first entice her free booze and alcohol and right before consumption I would rip the contraband from her hands and flush them down the toilet.

In the video game world, however, I would have to pull out his nose hairs to make the devil cry. The pulling of nose hairs immediately brings tears to anyone’s eyes.

#43 SeanNOLA

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 03:31 PM

Steal his solid gold fiddle.

EDIT: steal his BIG ASS (solid gold fiddle-shaped) CHAINZ!

#44 djsilke

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 03:33 PM

i would have sexual relations with rosanne barr and make him watch....FOREVER:hot:

#45 SteveDaWonder

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 03:39 PM

I would make him play the Atari E.T.

#46 chris owns u

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 03:41 PM

Explain how great this game make him play the first 3 games and then give him devil may cry 4 he puts it in to his PS3 so excited to play it and a 20 minute load time pop's up...he breaks down.

#47 Gorvi

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 03:45 PM

I'd lock him in a room with Flonne from Disgaea. :)

#48 Darknyss

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 03:47 PM

Give him an "in-shirt XMB" t-shirt and then tell him there won't be any announcements. Oh well, it worked for me *sniffle*

#49 Napegator

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 03:48 PM

give 'em some loooove

#50 wickerjoe

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 03:54 PM

I'd get him Blu Ray player with a HD-DVD copy of Brian's Song.

#51 beeeatsme

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 04:00 PM

Enya.
This is where my music lives

#52 Ghostcri

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 04:01 PM

Donkey punch.

#53 twen

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 04:03 PM

Have him listen to the CAGcast.
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#54 bobthecat23

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 04:07 PM

give him a hd dvd player

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#55 juvo

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    Less affluent audience

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 04:20 PM

Play him the world's smallest violin. :-({|=

#56 Ashadelo

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 04:29 PM

Force him to play through Eternal Darkness

#57 tinman_licks

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 04:32 PM

Devil may cry when his mother in law moves in...

#58 kvadair

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 04:36 PM

Tell him how you enter this contest.

If that fails tell him he has to take advantage of a Wii sale at Amazon.

#59 SnotRocket

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    $20? To much!

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 04:39 PM

I would offer him my grandmas peanut butter cookies, then deny him any and eat them all myself. They are THAT good.

#60 NateWhs152

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 04:42 PM

Love him