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#1 usickenme


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Posted 28 March 2008 - 04:44 AM


NEW Zealand man has been sentenced to community work after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".
Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."

Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.

or maybe not.

#2 StinkyCheese


Posted 28 March 2008 - 03:42 PM



#3 terpkristin



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Posted 28 March 2008 - 10:58 PM


or maybe not.

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who thought of "our" Wombat when I read this on FARK...

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#4 Quintessence


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Posted 30 March 2008 - 09:23 AM

Oh dear...

I guess him having to sleep alone has finally taken its toll.

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#5 Holy_Headshot



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Posted 14 April 2008 - 11:25 PM

Poor Princess Peach will never be the same. AP reports Wonder Woman disgusted, refuses to return Wombat's calls, dives head first into a ravine from her invisijet in a fit of jealous rage.