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Sorry javeryh et al: Jessica Alba is MARRIED


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#1 Dead of Knight

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 08:57 PM

http://perezhilton.c...ecretly-marries

Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba and her babydaddy, Cashole Warren, quietly wed on Monday.

The pair are expecting their first child together.


I'm not sure how many of you were still interested after the whole MILF thing, but knowing CAG, I'm sure it's a lot of you. Sorry guys. :(
RIP Hiroshi Yamauchi

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#2 rodeojones903

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 09:19 PM

Just because there is a goalie it doesn't mean I can't score.

#3 benjamouth

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 09:26 PM

Just because there is a goalie it doesn't mean I can't score.


:rofl:
Nice.

And before anyone asks, no I hadn't heard that before.

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#4 jeepinillini

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 09:28 PM

I'm not sure how many of you were still interested after the whole MILF thing, but knowing CAG, I'm sure it's a lot of you.



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I'm not sure how many of you were still interested after the whole MILF thing, but knowing CAG, I'm sure it's a lot of you.


#5 Dead of Knight

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 09:30 PM

Classic & sigged.


I'm honored. Honestly didn't think it was all that clever/funny, but I greatly appreciate it.
RIP Hiroshi Yamauchi

This is the greatest thing ever. Certainly in the OTT at least.


#6 jeepinillini

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 09:31 PM

I'm honored. Honestly didn't think it was all that clever/funny, but I greatly appreciate it.


There's just something about the tone... and it's total truthfulness that gets me.:lol:
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I'm not sure how many of you were still interested after the whole MILF thing, but knowing CAG, I'm sure it's a lot of you.


#7 TahoeMax

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    Tastes good with milk

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 09:41 PM

Who the Fuck marries someone named Cash? I mean...really?! Ughhh.

#8 JolietJake

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 09:41 PM

It would be so weird having a hot celebrity mom. When you grow up and find all the old hot pics of her, it would just seem weird. Especially if somebody you knew saw them and wouldn't shut up about how hot she was.

I enjoy the videos and puns posted by Joliet Jake. I think he's almost as funny as my favorite comedian, Dane Cook. Now excuse me while I listen to Fallout Boy's music on their myspace page.


#9 JolietJake

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 09:42 PM

Who the Fuck marries someone named Cash? I mean...really?! Ughhh.

It's a combination of cash and asshole, cashole.:lol:

I enjoy the videos and puns posted by Joliet Jake. I think he's almost as funny as my favorite comedian, Dane Cook. Now excuse me while I listen to Fallout Boy's music on their myspace page.


#10 TahoeMax

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 09:42 PM

Conversely, if you're a girl and you knew your mom was probably always gonna be way hotter than you could ever hope to be...life would just suck.

#11 Cry Havoc

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 09:56 PM

It would be so weird having a hot celebrity mom. When you grow up and find all the old hot pics of her, it would just seem weird. Especially if somebody you knew saw them and wouldn't shut up about how hot she was.


"Now your dad's actually going for it in your room."
"Shut up, Ted."
"Your step-mom is cute, though."
"Shut up, Ted!"
"Remember when I asked her to the prom?"
"Shut up, Ted!

#12 JolietJake

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 10:01 PM

"Now your dad's actually going for it in your room."
"Shut up, Ted."
"Your step-mom is cute, though."
"Shut up, Ted!"
"Remember when I asked her to the prom?"
"Shut up, Ted!


One of the funniest things about both Bill & Ted movies were their fucked up families.

I enjoy the videos and puns posted by Joliet Jake. I think he's almost as funny as my favorite comedian, Dane Cook. Now excuse me while I listen to Fallout Boy's music on their myspace page.


#13 crunchb3rry

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 01:30 AM

Didn't Derek Jeter give her (and all those other young starlets he tapped) herpes?

#14 Dead of Knight

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 02:02 AM

Didn't Derek Jeter give her (and all those other young starlets he tapped) herpes?


Rumored, yes.

More info: http://perezhilton.c...dding-details-2

Shotgun wedding!!!
RIP Hiroshi Yamauchi

This is the greatest thing ever. Certainly in the OTT at least.