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WWF's former Chyna really does have a penis!


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#1 GameDude

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:25 PM

Anyone watch the chyna porno? Amazing! Ok, I don't think it's really a penis, but really looks like one.
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#2 BLarR

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:27 PM

Didn't even know she had a porno, was anyone really begging her/him to release this?

#3 Moxio

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:27 PM

Anyone watch the chyna porno? Amazing! Ok, I don't think it's really a penis, but really looks like one.


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#4 GameDude

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:29 PM

Didn't even know she had a porno, was anyone really begging her/him to release this?


It's called One Night in China, I think.
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#5 yogi99

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:30 PM

Really? That is disgusting. Isn't she on one of Playboy's issue? So is it a she or he?

#6 GameDude

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:33 PM

Really? That is disgusting. Isn't she on one of Playboy's issue? So is it a she or he?


Yeah, she was in playboy. It's just a messed up part of her private area. I heard it's from steroid use. But, it really does look like a small penis.
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#7 pimp tyranny

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:34 PM

that's disgusting
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#8 Murcielago77

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:35 PM

Ok

1) This is the stupidest topic in the world
2) How many of us do you think care about this
3) WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING A PORNO WITH CHYNA IN IT???!?!?!!?!!!?
4) Someone lock this please


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#9 bignick

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:36 PM

could be a big clit

#10 GameDude

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:37 PM

Ok

1) This is the stupidest topic in the world
2) How many of us do you think care about this
3) WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING A PORNO WITH CHYNA IN IT???!?!?!!?!!!?
4) Someone lock this please


1) Subjective
2)There are a bunch of wrestling fans here.
3) Curiousity is a wonderful thing
4)How am I breaking any rules. I didn't post a pic.
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#11 greydemise

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:37 PM

Anyone watch the chyna porno? Amazing! Ok, I don't think it's really a penis, but really looks like one.


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#12 Wshakspear

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:37 PM

Stphen Lynch - Hermaphrodite


She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.

She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.

She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.

What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.

She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.

She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Yea, hermaphrodite.

#13 Murcielago77

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:39 PM

Stphen Lynch - Hermaphrodite


She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.

She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.

She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.

What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.

She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.

She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Yea, hermaphrodite.


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#14 greydemise

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:39 PM

^^..wow..u can write songs about anything nowadays :)
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#15 Wshakspear

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:41 PM

Stephen lynch...he's kinda that guy from Choir who is leaning towards gay and has way to many skills as a musician...TURNED EVIL. He's freakin hilarious...seriously...check him out www.stephenlynch.com

#16 Chris in Cali

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:43 PM

She doesn't have a dick, when a female use steroids her testosterone levels go un-naturally high causing her clitors to enlarge. It's gross looking, but it's not a penis.

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:48 PM

She doesn't have a dick, when a female use steroids her testosterone levels go un-naturally high causing her clitors to enlarge. It's gross looking, but it's not a penis.


How about when a guy takes steroids, does the penis get bigger? I heard men who take steriods have really small or smaller penis.

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:52 PM

She doesn't have a dick, when a female use steroids her testosterone levels go un-naturally high causing her clitors to enlarge. It's gross looking, but it's not a penis.


How about when a guy takes steroids, does the penis get bigger? I heard men who take steriods have really small or smaller penis.


Yeah, if you're a guy, you REALLY don't want to be taking steroids.

#19 Wshakspear

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:56 PM

For some reason, this reminds me when i was at the post office yesterday...there was an old man wearing on of those hats with the mesh on the back half, it was blue, and read "WARNING: I'm on the pill"

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 08:01 PM

She doesn't have a dick, when a female use steroids her testosterone levels go un-naturally high causing her clitors to enlarge. It's gross looking, but it's not a penis.


How about when a guy takes steroids, does the penis get bigger? I heard men who take steriods have really small or smaller penis.


Yeah, if you're a guy, you REALLY don't want to be taking steroids.


If you take steroids you get a Super Saiyan Penis ... you should do it :wink:

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 08:06 PM

She doesn't have a dick, when a female use steroids her testosterone levels go un-naturally high causing her clitors to enlarge. It's gross looking, but it's not a penis.


How about when a guy takes steroids, does the penis get bigger? I heard men who take steriods have really small or smaller penis.


Yeah, if you're a guy, you REALLY don't want to be taking steroids.


If you take steroids you get a Super Saiyan Penis ... you should do it :wink:


Or the complete opposite.

#22 yogi99

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 08:09 PM

She doesn't have a dick, when a female use steroids her testosterone levels go un-naturally high causing her clitors to enlarge. It's gross looking, but it's not a penis.


How about when a guy takes steroids, does the penis get bigger? I heard men who take steriods have really small or smaller penis.


Yeah, if you're a guy, you REALLY don't want to be taking steroids.


If you take steroids you get a Super Saiyan Penis ... you should do it :wink:


Take steroids plus viagra to turn into Super Saiyan 2. :D

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 08:11 PM

She doesn't have a dick, when a female use steroids her testosterone levels go un-naturally high causing her clitors to enlarge. It's gross looking, but it's not a penis.


How about when a guy takes steroids, does the penis get bigger? I heard men who take steriods have really small or smaller penis.


Yeah, if you're a guy, you REALLY don't want to be taking steroids.


If you take steroids you get a Super Saiyan Penis ... you should do it :wink:


Take steroids plus viagra to turn into Super Saiyan 2. :D


The pubes go blond too otherwise it will look more like Gohans Mystic Saiyan, which isn't very cool looking :o

#24 Scrubking

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 08:11 PM

To quote a ped from GTA:SA

"Steroids make your dick do WHAT??!!"

Gameplay is what makes a game worth playing - not story or graphics


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Posted 18 December 2004 - 08:24 PM

Ok

1) This is the stupidest topic in the world
2) How many of us do you think care about this
3) WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING A PORNO WITH CHYNA IN IT???!?!?!!?!!!?
4) Someone lock this please


1) Agreed
2) Apparently fewer than he thinks
3) That's his thing, don't ya know? :puke:
4) This thread will die from lack of interest sooner than it gets locked
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Posted 18 December 2004 - 08:34 PM

So, steroids will give you a small penis whether you are a man or a woman?

#27 GameDude

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 09:03 PM

So, steroids will give you a small penis whether you are a man or a woman?

:lol:
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Posted 18 December 2004 - 09:03 PM

So, steroids will give you a small penis whether you are a man or a woman?


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#29 CouRageouS

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 09:17 PM

You could always just enlarge your penis like all those Spam emails encourage you to do. Anyone ever see those and say 'Okay, Good advice'?
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Posted 18 December 2004 - 09:27 PM

Haha! X-Pac is in it too!

http://www.avn.com/i...ntent_ID=207655

(Mods can remove the link if they see fit. There's little to no nudity, its a video review)

I want to get it just to see if Chyna has bigger genitalia than X-Pac.
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