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Contest (CAG Foreplay #47): Win Professor Layton (DS)


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#31 Korny

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 09:09 PM

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, what color is the tree?

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#32 able_to_think

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 09:20 PM

Which is worse, hitting an imovable brick wall at 60 MPH or hitting a car head on that is the same as your car (size, shape, and weight) moving at 120 MPH while your car is moving 120 MPH?

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#33 tyjudd

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    Huh... Wha...?

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 09:50 PM

There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.
How many ducks are there?

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#34 doraemonkerpal

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 09:52 PM

Where can you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?

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Well, to be honest, it's hard for people to be outraged about something once they know the facts. And it takes more effort to dig up facts than be outraged. ;)

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#35 Energy Penguin

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 10:27 PM

What's the sound of one hand clapping?

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#36 FoxHoundADAM

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    Super Zissou Bros.

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 01:32 PM

What breaks when you say its name?

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#37 die138

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 01:53 PM

What gets whiter the dirtier it gets?

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#38 PenguinoMF

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 02:23 PM

What word starts with "F" and ends in "UCK"?

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#39 typeRJ

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 04:27 PM

What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.

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#40 Solofire

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 04:28 PM

What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?

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#41 Distrato

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 05:39 PM

What walks on four legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?

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#42 depascal22

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    Daddy Fat Sacks

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 06:43 PM

What lies on the ground, six feet in the air?

Answer: An ant

It's bad I know.

#43 Sooku

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 06:44 PM

What has teeth but no mouth?

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#44 cheapkevin

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 06:45 PM

What gets larger the more you take away?
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#45 Elpresidente85

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 07:29 PM

there are two coins that add up to 30 cents. one of them is not a quarter. what are they?
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#46 FrEaKsHoW

FrEaKsHoW

Posted 02 July 2008 - 07:33 PM

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?


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#47 TripMasterMunky

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 07:42 PM

What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot? A carpet.

Horrible I know.
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#48 krazy14kraz

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 07:52 PM

I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?

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#49 Maklershed

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    Feed me a stray cat

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 10:31 PM

Stolen from Tin Cup:

A man's driving down the road with his son. He gets in a crash. Two ambulances come and they take the man and his son to different hospitals. The son goes into the operating room and the doctor looks at him and says, "I can't operate on this boy. He's my son." How is that possible?

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#50 Purkeynator

Purkeynator

    Cheap before it was cool

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 11:26 PM

Why couldn't the little pirate get in to the pirate movie?

It was rated "Aarrrrr."
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#51 Magitek85

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 12:54 AM

What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?



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#52 zerowing

zerowing

    makiri ♥

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 02:28 AM

once,a teacher asked a student what i cannot do but a pidgey can do?

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#53 dekar350

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 04:39 AM

Your stuck in a room with a concrete ceiling, walls, and floors. All that is in the room is a wooden table and a window with very strong metal bars over that are to close to squeeze through. How do you get out?

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#54 AleetPanda

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 04:52 AM

What is round on the ends and high in the middle?
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#55 sonderiaom

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    Starry Knight

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 05:59 AM

What has two eyes, skin, drinks water, changes, yet has no mouth?

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#56 Lardhut

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 06:46 AM

Three eyes have I, all in a row;
when the red one opens, all freeze.

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#57 UltimoRey

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 07:02 AM

Name two coins that add up to 30 cents, but one of them is not a nickel.
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#58 Boolean

Boolean

Posted 03 July 2008 - 02:21 PM

When is a door not a door?
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#59 Blade

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    Adolescent Genetically Altered Shinobi Terrapin

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 05:20 PM

There are three unlabeled switches which correspond to three different lights in another room. The door is closed, so you can't look in. By entering the room only once, how do you tell which switch corresponds to which light?

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#60 DQT

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 07:53 PM

Stole this from Playboy.

Why does every man want a son?

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