Someone please help with my report. I've only got a few ?'s relating to computers

Well a bit more than just a few questions. Hah! But please answer any of these questions that you know. Doesn't have to be all of them. This is for a report due tomorrow, but something came up and I can't research this crap. Thankfully the questions were already typed.



1. what does a central processing unit do

2. what elements are required by I/O and storage devices?

3. expansion cards are installed in

4.what is primary storage

5. what is 2ndary storage

6. what are the three types of RAM boards (memory modules)

7. volatile memory is

8. nonvolatilememory is

9. explain ATA (AT attachment) standard

10. what is the difference between serial and parallel communication?

11. what are the common ratings for motherboard buses

12. temperatures exceeding ___ can cause component failure

13. the three purposes served by the motherboard ROM BIOS are

14. what are 3 things needed in order for a pnp device to operate

15. the motherboard contains the CPU and

16. what do u call commands that tell the computer what 2 do

17. the network card uses a __ connector

18. a printer plugs into what type of ports

19. a bit = __ a byte + __ a word = __

20. what is the difference between USB and firewire

21. on a DELL computer a solid yellow light indicates ___

22. the chipset on a motherboard is used for

23. what is a conductor

24. the four phases of the boot process are ___ ____ ___ ____

25. how would you change boot sequence?

26. the two types of software are =

Thanks if you answered any.

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I would have helped if you'd made it less obvious that you just wanted the work done for you.

[quote name='Jack-Hunter']Well a bit more than just a few questions. Hah! But please answer any of these questions that you know. Doesn't have to be all of them. This is for a report due tomorrow, but something came up and I can't research this crap. Thankfully the questions were already typed.





Thanks if you answered any.[/QUOTE]
1. what does a central processing unit do
Processes information in a centrally located unit.


2. what elements are required by I/O and storage devices?
Mostly satin/lace.

3. expansion cards are installed in
The computer.


4.what is primary storage
Jacket pockets.



5. what is 2ndary storage
Breast pockets.

6. what are the three types of RAM boards (memory modules)
RAM it in
RAM rod
RAM stein


7. volatile memory is
Highly explosive.

8. nonvolatilememory is
Not as explosive.

9. explain ATA (AT attachment) standard
Its 3/4's of an AT-AT.

10. what is the difference between serial and parallel communication?
About 2 lbs.

11. what are the common ratings for motherboard buses
Long and Short. (god help you if you have a short bus)


12. temperatures exceeding ___ can cause component failure
9000 degrees.

13. the three purposes served by the motherboard ROM BIOS are
Keeps the time.
Holds crucial system settings.
Magnet storage.



14. what are 3 things needed in order for a pnp device to operate
P, N, and another P.

15. the motherboard contains the CPU and
A lovely PCB.


16. what do u call commands that tell the computer what 2 do
Voice commands.


17. the network card uses a __ connector
Yes it does.


18. a printer plugs into what type of ports
Active

19. a bit = __ a byte + __ a word = __
a bit= jacket a byte+ band a word= bandjacket

20. what is the difference between USB and firewire
5 letters.

21. on a DELL computer a solid yellow light indicates ___
The yellow light is working.

22. the chipset on a motherboard is used for
Delicious midday snacking.

23. what is a conductor
A guy who runs a train.

24. the four phases of the boot process are ___ ____ ___ ____
Please Orion Suck Tits

25. how would you change boot sequence?
Put one on the right foot instead of the left foot first.

26. the two types of software are =
Malware and Viruses


ENJOY YOUR A+

Well played.

[quote name='crystalklear64']1. what does a central processing unit do
Processes information in a centrally located unit.


2. what elements are required by I/O and storage devices?
Mostly satin/lace.

3. expansion cards are installed in
The computer.


4.what is primary storage
Jacket pockets.



5. what is 2ndary storage
Breast pockets.

6. what are the three types of RAM boards (memory modules)
RAM it in
RAM rod
RAM stein


7. volatile memory is
Highly explosive.

8. nonvolatilememory is
Not as explosive.

9. explain ATA (AT attachment) standard
Its 3/4's of an AT-AT.

10. what is the difference between serial and parallel communication?
About 2 lbs.

11. what are the common ratings for motherboard buses
Long and Short. (god help you if you have a short bus)


12. temperatures exceeding ___ can cause component failure
9000 degrees.

13. the three purposes served by the motherboard ROM BIOS are
Keeps the time.
Holds crucial system settings.
Magnet storage.



14. what are 3 things needed in order for a pnp device to operate
P, N, and another P.

15. the motherboard contains the CPU and
A lovely PCB.


16. what do u call commands that tell the computer what 2 do
Voice commands.


17. the network card uses a __ connector
Yes it does.


18. a printer plugs into what type of ports
Active

19. a bit = __ a byte + __ a word = __
a bit= jacket a byte+ band a word= bandjacket

20. what is the difference between USB and firewire
5 letters.

21. on a DELL computer a solid yellow light indicates ___
The yellow light is working.

22. the chipset on a motherboard is used for
Delicious midday snacking.

23. what is a conductor
A guy who runs a train.

24. the four phases of the boot process are ___ ____ ___ ____
Please Orion Suck Tits

25. how would you change boot sequence?
Put one on the right foot instead of the left foot first.

26. the two types of software are =
Malware and Viruses


ENJOY YOUR A+[/quote]

I actually found this quite funny. These are just things were were supposed to study if I found out what the answers were, but I got too lazy and now i'm too tired to stay awake