Man dies after guzzling viagra for twelve hours of sex

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,500645,00.html
A Russian man died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two female pals.
The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov $4,300 that he wouldn’t be able to follow through with the half-day sex marathon.
But minutes after winning the bet, the 28-year-old died of a heart attack, Moscow police said.
“We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do,” said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina.
If I'm ever made to choose the manner of my execution, this would be high on the list.
 
my dick would be hurting after the first hour, and definitely wouldn't want to be fuckin for 12 hours unless the women were hot as hell. Would i like to die banging some bitches for 12 hours? sure, but not at age 28 but rather some horny old perverted man.

Plus he obviously went about it in the wrong way. You got a 12 hour boner, this is a marathon not a 40 yard dash. Don't sprint the whole way, pace yourself fool.
 
The police unwittingly pitched a tent when they covered his smiling corpse with a thin sheet.

I wonder what will be on his tombstone?
 
And my Yakoff Smirnoff Joke Generator is in the shop...

Eeen America, bury dick in whores with viagra.

Eeen Russia, whores bury dick with viagra.

I'll have it out of the shop in a few weeks.
 
[quote name='Strell']"Two chicks at the same time, man."[/quote]


Caliburn sets 'em up and Strell knocks 'em down.
 
That be so gross if he pissed in her. Ewwwww. Imagine when they buried him. Did he still have an erection at the viewing or was it closed casket?
 
[quote name='adriley313']That be so gross if he pissed in her. Ewwwww. Imagine when they buried him. Did he still have an erection at the viewing or was it closed casket?[/quote]


well he had priapism and with the blood continuously stuck in his penis from his 12 hr erection.. the blood in his erect penis probably had completely clotted ... in some men (who live) most likely it would be gangrenous and fall off
 
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[quote name='adriley313']Did he still have an erection at the viewing or was it closed casket?[/QUOTE]

...

that's not how penises work, man.


that's not how they work.
 
Are friendly bets like this legal?

If so it'd be a sweet loophole for prostitution.

"Bet you $50 you can't suck my dick."
 
I can't believe my first thought was, 'oh god, don't be who I think it is' and being visibly relieved when it wasn't. X_X

And no death by snoo snoo joke? My relief turns back to disappointment.
 
Did he take it all at once? Or over the period of 12 hours. sildenafil has a short half-life, so taking it all at once wouldn't really do anything besides cause toxicity problems.

If he were smart, he woulda just took Tadalafil. It works for 36 hours.
 
[quote name='lilboo']3 people is NOT an orgy. :shame:[/quote]

you call those Wednesdays right, when you have the cable guy and the pizza boy stop by at the same time?
 
Duct tape can remove skin, and Popsicle sticks leave lots of painful splinters. It sounds like a good idea, but it's not pleasant.
 
Poor guy? I could get a bottle of Viagra in 15 minutes. I don't think I'll ever get a million bucks. I have a feeling though... I doubt anyone would really want to go one hour with them...

[quote name='tehweezner']But he didn't have a million dollars.. just a bottle of Viagra. Poor guy :cry:[/quote]
 
[quote name='keithp']At least he died with a smile on his face....exactly the way I want to go...[/QUOTE]

you'd be smiling after 12 hours?

any more than like 45 minutes just becomes a chore.. 12 hours would suck
 
I'd love to see how the police report was written up let alone the chalk outline.

Are the two chicks considered the weapons? Are they evidence? I thought only Molly Shannon fucked guys to death...
 
[quote name='Koggit']you'd be smiling after 12 hours?

any more than like 45 minutes just becomes a chore.. 12 hours would suck[/quote]

thats true... girls might like it longer..but dudes we can go fast if girls didn't care... after 40 minutes.. i'm ready to move on and do something else


its like eating... if you are really hungry.... everything is great for the first 10 mins at a buffet and after 40 minutes you just dont give a shit anymore
 
I heard this story on live 105 woody show, they called him "Hero of the Day" cuz he apparently won the bet, unfortunatel he died.
 
[quote name='Mysticheat']I heard this story on live 105 woody show, they called him "Hero of the Day" cuz he apparently won the bet, unfortunatel he died.[/QUOTE]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
[quote name='tehweezner']But he didn't have a million dollars.. just a bottle of Viagra. Poor guy :cry:[/QUOTE]

:applause:

Yes! The Office Space reference! :D
 
[quote name='Koggit']Are friendly bets like this legal?

If so it'd be a sweet loophole for prostitution.

"Bet you $50 you can't suck my dick."[/quote]

lmao

I am with mixed emotions I feel bad for the guy but at the same time, I respect the way he kicked the bucket
 
[quote name='tayaf69']"The female gangbang world record is owned by a woman named Houston who had intercourse with 620 men in one day! A video was made of this historic event. As it took about 10 hours (with a few very brief breaks) to do it, the average time of intercourse was less than 58 seconds."

http://believe-or-not.blogspot.com/2007/07/top-10-sex-world-record.html

I guess he beat the time limit at least.[/quote]

i feel bad for the last guy in that line... talk about getting owned
 
She's not exactly "fresh" to begin with. She was late 30s when she did this. As I recall, she had both hands, the mouth and cooter engaged at all times. I don't remember the brown eye situation thought.
[quote name='slickkill77']At that point I would be worried about falling in....

I wonder if she was hot?[/quote]
 
[quote name='Kayden']She's not exactly "fresh" to begin with. She was late 30s when she did this. As I recall, she had both hands, the mouth and cooter engaged at all times. I don't remember the brown eye situation thought.[/QUOTE]

Everyones gotta be famous for somthin. ;)
 
Give us a call when you hit 621.
[quote name='Trollsmeesh']Everyones gotta be famous for somthin. ;)[/quote]
 
[quote name='Kayden']Give us a call when you hit 621.[/QUOTE]

Call? Shit, you can count on me posting it on here in all my messy glory. :)
 
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