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#1 FriskyTanuki

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 03:54 AM

http://www.flashnews...891789AX34.html

Women Are Sweet On ‘Gummy Bear Breast Implants’

FREDERICK, Md. (Wireless Flash) – For years, plastic surgeons have been striving to find a breast implant that feels more natural. They may have found the solution in a simple sweet treat: Gummy bears.

The so-called Cohesive Gel, nicknamed the “Gummy Bear Breast Implant,” is made from an inedible, semi-solid silicone and feels almost exactly like a gummy bear, according to Dr. Donald W. Kress, one of a handful of U.S. doctors who have begun offering the implant to patients.

He prefers the “Gummy Bear Implant” to saline or silicone-filled bags, saying there’s less chance of leakage or wrinkling with the more solid implant.

Currently, the “Gummy Bear Implant” comes in 20 sizes and five shapes, including a teardrop style and both high and low projection models.

Dr. Kress has installed the new implants in 160 of his patients so far and says 90 percent of his new clients prefer them to old school implants.


Interesting... :-k

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#2 KingKhoiCorp

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 03:57 AM

MMmmm gummy bears

#3 Reality's Fringe

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 03:59 AM

They should give women breast implants that are something interesting, like cannons or HD TVs. That'd be sweet.

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 04:01 AM

MAN, I want to crack so many jokes right now...

#5 Rig

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 04:02 AM

If only they could taste like Gummy Bears... =P~

#6 rockhero

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 04:06 AM

Currently, the “Gummy Bear Implant” comes in 20 sizes and five shapes, including a teardrop style and both high and low projection models.


How many flavors?

#7 swetooth9

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 04:06 AM

If only they could taste like Gummy Bears... =P~


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#8 AlbinoNinja

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 04:10 AM

If only they could taste like Gummy Bears... =P~


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#9 Ikohn4ever

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 04:16 AM

gummi bears bouncin here and there and everywhere
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#10 zionoverfire

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 04:21 AM

If only they could taste like Gummy Bears... =P~


You mean they don't?

#11 Rig

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 04:23 AM

If only they could taste like Gummy Bears... =P~


You mean they don't?


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#12 FriskyTanuki

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 04:25 AM

If only they could taste like Gummy Bears... =P~


You mean they don't?


Someday zion, someday...


The breast implant technology isn't there yet, they can only get them in there now, but soon they will give it that gummy bear flavor you crave.


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#13 ngxbox2004

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 04:26 AM

[insert 'eating boobs' joke here] :lol:

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 04:29 AM

If a woman's breasts tasted like gummy bears, what would I do with all these flavored oils?

er.

I mean.

Uh.

Aw nuts.

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 04:30 AM

ha, the topics these days, they keep laughing forever.

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#16 Pylis

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 04:31 AM

If a woman's breasts tasted like gummy bears, what would I do with all these flavored oils?

er.

I mean.

Uh.

Aw nuts.


:lol: Yum.
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#17 Moxio

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 05:34 AM

Too easy to joke about. ;)

#18 Cracka

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 05:50 AM

breaking news, after hearing of the gummy bears breast implant venture, the makers of laffy taffy said they will not be outdone. They then announced their plan to begin production of the laffy taffy penis enlarging implant.

#19 crazytalkx

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 06:37 AM

Pop Rocks implants-freaky

#20 sblymnlcrymnl

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 06:38 AM

Fake is still fake.

#21 greendc27

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 06:39 AM

Fake is still fake.


I don't know, it makes me want to suck on them more. :D

#22 crazytalkx

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 06:39 AM

Fake is still fake.


Yeah, nothing beats the real thing but would you rather have a flat girl or one with fake boobs?

#23 Ledhed

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 06:40 AM

Fake is still fake.


Truth'd.

#24 sblymnlcrymnl

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 06:54 AM

Fake is still fake.


Yeah, nothing beats the real thing but would you rather have a flat girl or one with fake boobs?


I don't mind flat, and honestly I don't think I'd want to deal with someone who would resort to cosmetic surgery. You just know they're going to have all kinds of emotional problems. In addition to the normal amount of course.

#25 DrunkTigerWoods

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 07:03 AM

Fake is still fake.

But fake has never been sweeter.

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 05:47 PM

MAN, I want to crack so many jokes right now...


...if only you could think of some.

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 05:48 PM

One of the scariest lines in that article is probably

Dr. Kress has installed the new implants in 160 of his patients so far and says 90 percent of his new clients prefer them to old school implants.


So all 160 (or at least 90% of them) have had BOTH types?! :(

#28 ArthurDigbySellers

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 07:14 PM

Dr. Kress has installed the new implants in 160 of his patients so far and says 90 percent of his new clients prefer them to old school implants.


Has "old school" gotten that common that it's used in a news articles now?

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#29 ArthurDigbySellers

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 07:15 PM

Fake is still fake.


Yeah, nothing beats the real thing but would you rather have a flat girl or one with fake boobs?


I don't mind flat, and honestly I don't think I'd want to deal with someone who would resort to cosmetic surgery. You just know they're going to have all kinds of emotional problems. In addition to the normal amount of course.


What's your take on nose jobs and dental work (including whitening)?

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Posted 21 January 2005 - 07:17 PM

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