just so we're clear, this game is supposedly the second coming of Jesus Christ according to PDA owners. If you're one of these misguided souls, you don't have to read any farther, as I wouldn't want to infringe on your religious beliefs ;-)
As for the rest of you......
When Hussein goes to hell, he will be forced to play bejeweled.
Most likely with his own family jewels, which is the only way this game could possibly have any appeal whatsoever -- add testicles!
I mean, supposedly any game can be improved by nudity, so maybe there's hope?
muting the music didn't work
Muting the sound effects didn't work
Downgrading the enhanced graphics to the original five-year-old with a coloring book look didn't work
when it comes down to it, it's just aligning sets of three over and over again. There's no challenge because the game won't allow you to align unless there are already two of the same jewels together, and only when the third jewel is only one move away.
You don't actually accomplish anything by removing jewels via alignment, because the game just replaces them immediately.
When you run out of possible compositions, you don't lose, but the screen just resets with a new arrangement of jewels.
There is the score, but it doesn't seem to serve any purpose, as there's no discernible goal in this game .
I take it back.
Not even nudity could save this game
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As for the rest of you......
When Hussein goes to hell, he will be forced to play bejeweled.
Most likely with his own family jewels, which is the only way this game could possibly have any appeal whatsoever -- add testicles!
I mean, supposedly any game can be improved by nudity, so maybe there's hope?
muting the music didn't work
Muting the sound effects didn't work
Downgrading the enhanced graphics to the original five-year-old with a coloring book look didn't work
when it comes down to it, it's just aligning sets of three over and over again. There's no challenge because the game won't allow you to align unless there are already two of the same jewels together, and only when the third jewel is only one move away.
You don't actually accomplish anything by removing jewels via alignment, because the game just replaces them immediately.
When you run out of possible compositions, you don't lose, but the screen just resets with a new arrangement of jewels.
There is the score, but it doesn't seem to serve any purpose, as there's no discernible goal in this game .
I take it back.
Not even nudity could save this game
(
My Bejeweled period lasted for about two weeks; I was into the Sims for months. Now...I'm bored with both of them.
I'm sorry to the guy who started this message board, because he's an, well, let's just say we're not supposed to attack other posters. :lol: Bejeweled, while not my most favorite game, does deserve respect. There's one key element the first guy didn't seem to get: the like-colored 3rd gem does NOT have to go on the end. If there are some like jewels on either end of the bar, it works too. Thus- 3, as well as 4 and 5 jeweled strands are accessible. IE: *-*, **-*, *-**, and **-**. 8)
