Pedobear approves!

didnt she do a ovie when she was a kid about being molested or something? besides its not like shes going to get naked and both chicks i believe are underaged in the end all this will do is give it publicity and motivate more pedos to buy advance tickets.
 
If she's 15 and naked in the movie then it's a bad thing. If not, then what?

But that article is fucking nuts, which isn't surprising.
 
If I could only get her mom or dad to marry one of my inlaws, then I would be safe under the Kentucky law: "The age of consent is 16, but 14 if she is family."

If nothing else, I could use the standard Kentucky law of "Molestation requires two sober and conscious parties."
 
that article isn't as nuts as this one, complete with pictures.

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/sultry-katie-couric-dishes-on-dating-a-younger-man--969

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[quote name='perdition(troy']that article isn't as nuts as this one, complete with pictures.
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You mad
 
Ah, wnd.com, purveyors of fine WERES TEH BIRF CIRTIFICKATE OBMAMA? crack-pottery. You never cease to amuse, with your wild panic attacks about everything and anything. Considering the sum total of "risque" content of the film is a single girl-on-girl kiss, their outrage is pure comedy gold.
 
[quote name='trq']Ah, wnd.com, purveyors of fine WERES TEH BIRF CIRTIFICKATE OBMAMA? crack-pottery. You never cease to amuse, with your wild panic attacks about everything and anything. Considering the sum total of "risque" content of the film is a single girl-on-girl kiss, their outrage is pure comedy gold.[/QUOTE]

My guano supplier, rense, links to them daily. They make me smile and help me relate to my customers.
 
I believe Kristen Stewart was underage when she filmed this scene as well.

Kristen Stewart was also underage when she filmed her role as a stripper in her latest film Welcome to the Rileys.

Pedobear doubly approves.
 
[quote name='Malik112099']I would ruin that.[/QUOTE]

If those shoes were rings, they would be a lot of fun in the air.

The only downside to somebody her age is how bad she probably looks without makeup.
 
[quote name='fatherofcaitlyn']The only downside to somebody her age is how bad she probably looks without makeup.[/QUOTE]

I've found this result to be age agnostic.
 
Holy cow! People under 18 have sex! How horrible!

If this turns out to be kiddie porn, then I'll begin to care.
 
There's something just a wee bit creepy about a person with the username "fatherofcaitlyn" starting a pedobear thread...
 
Even in the domestic cut of The Professional, there was still a lot of pedophile themes. Specifically Matilda's interaction with the hotel desk clerk. That was the only Luc Besson movie I liked (hated Fifth Element, hated The Messenger 10x more). I'm surprised they never made a sequel. Like with Natalie Portman's character graduating, digging up Leon's plant, and trying to whack Tony for essentially stealing Leon's money. That was the real question I had after the movie: was Tony genuinely a friend to Leon or was he taking advantage of him?
 
[quote name='Chuplayer']Holy cow! People under 18 have sex! How horrible!

If this turns out to be kiddie porn, then I'll begin to care.[/QUOTE]

Me to... ;)
 
[quote name='shieryda']Joan Jett was/is a lesbian?! You learn something new everyday.[/QUOTE]

She loves crotch 'n hole. So put another dime in the jukebox, baby.
 
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