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#4441 nasum

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 06:05 PM

the sharks prefer fresh blood

Ktmack - how does that saying go, if we outlaw guns only outlaws will have guns? Sure makes 'em easier to identify doesn't it?
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Posted 21 July 2012 - 12:37 PM

James Holmes should have used a drone. He'd be up for a Peace Prize.
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Posted 21 July 2012 - 11:54 PM

I'm not going to be nice: Fuck YOU.

Also, Jubal Harshaw is a boss. "You're bitching about a little friendly fornication." He makes that book almost single handedly.


So why is it that every time race is mentioned, that's pulling the race card, but when someone says something stupid like this, nobody accuses them of pulling the religion card?
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#4444 UncleBob

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 01:00 AM

"nobody"?

Heh. It may not be called the "religion card", but there's never a lack of folks ready to pile on the "your fake belief system sucks and you're stupid" bandwagon.
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#4445 UncleBob

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 05:53 AM

Wow. For all those concerned about me "whoring out my wife"...



Quasi-performing sexual acts with an animal.
Offering to perform sexual acts for cash.

Talk about classy.
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 06:00 AM

Wow. For all those concerned about me "whoring out my wife"...



Quasi-performing sexual acts with an animal.
Offering to perform sexual acts for cash.

Talk about classy.


1) She's a comedian
2) If you're actually familiar with her, you know her specialty more or less is shedding light on societal taboos or uncomfortable situations.
3) Sarah Silverman is kinda hot :hot:
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#4447 camoor

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 06:55 AM

Wow. For all those concerned about me "whoring out my wife"...



Quasi-performing sexual acts with an animal.
Offering to perform sexual acts for cash.

Talk about classy.


The biggest sin is that she's just not funny.

PS Why did you bring up the whole 'whoring out' your wife thing again? Let it die man

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#4448 detectiveconan16

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 11:53 AM

Really classy, Critical Thinking harms the minds of children, teaching them to go against fixed beliefs. We should go against Big Brother, except when we are Big Brother.

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 12:38 PM

Really classy, Critical Thinking harms the minds of children, teaching them to go against fixed beliefs. We should go against Big Brother, except when we are Big Brother.


That is some thought police bullshit.

#4450 nasum

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 03:15 PM

http://www.foxnews.c...eally-supports/

Beyond stupid. It only takes until the first sentence of the second paragraph to call France a bunch of commies! And of course lambasts Canada's gun registration system because (with dubious math) only 1% of firearm homicides had a registered gun that led to conviction. So they play the bogeyman that the govt ust wants to know about your gun, ignoring the standard "if you don't do anything wrong you have nothing to worry about" meme and then go back to Obama is going to get a van, come to your neighborhood, take your guns and do some abortions as well.
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#4451 Clak

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 03:17 AM

Really classy, Critical Thinking harms the minds of children, teaching them to go against fixed beliefs. We should go against Big Brother, except when we are Big Brother.

I would fully support the secession of Texas when and if they decide to do more than threaten it. Everything really is bigger in Texas, including the idiots.
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#4452 Clak

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 05:46 PM

If only this happened more often.

http://news.yahoo.co...-101237240.html

Although I know Brown only did it because he assumed it would help him, it's still nice to see an election where no one from outside the campaigns is actually running ads for anyone. So tired of these super pac ads.
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#4453 nasum

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 06:17 PM

At first I missed cable TV for a few shows and such. Now that I watch everything on Netflix or Hulu I haven't seen a single political ad in over a year. I almost forgot what they're like...
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#4454 Clak

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 06:18 PM

I don't see them on TV much either, but they're everywhere online as well.
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#4455 dohdough

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 06:18 PM

If only this happened more often.

http://news.yahoo.co...-101237240.html

Although I know Brown only did it because he assumed it would help him, it's still nice to see an election where no one from outside the campaigns is actually running ads for anyone. So tired of these super pac ads.

Yeah, but we're still "graced" with Brown's fucking ads with his family. Fuck that motherfucker. I'll give him credit for one thing though, that money he gets regardless of outside ads, pays for the high production values of his own campaign ads. We aren't getting any of that "Joe the Faux Plumber shoots a shotgun at targets" ads here.

#4456 Clak

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 06:30 PM

I'll admit, what I'd really like to see is a super pac screw up and really damage a candidates image, just to scare others. Just to get other candidates to say they don't want their support for fear of not controlling the message.
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“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” -Mark Twain

“When a great genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign; that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." -Jonathon Swift

#4457 detectiveconan16

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 11:26 AM

It's funny that the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania cannot use the "voter fraud" argument in order to prove that the new ID law is just. What a setback.

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 05:47 PM

Oops, I pulled an ®...
So the current president has reduced our payroll taxes. However, this is, in effect, an income tax raise since the amount deducted from payroll taxes on your W2 still gets transfered to the taxable income line.

Crap. I hope most aren't clever enough to put that together...
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#4459 mykevermin

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 06:26 PM

^ heh.

http://www.huffingto..._n_1703487.html

Ice-T recently defended gun ownership in an interview on London news, calling the right to bear arms "the last form of defense against tyranny." Limbaugh praised his stance on the issue, but found his use of the word "tyranny" with a British "sophisticate" especially remarkable.

"He knew the word 'tyranny,'" Limbaugh said. "And he knows that tyranny comes from government representatives. Double impressive."

Ice-T did not take kindly to his remarks. “Rush Limbaugh said he was impressed I knew the word 'tyranny'... He's a racist piece of sh--,” he tweeted.


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#4460 dohdough

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 06:32 PM

:rofl:

#4461 mykevermin

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 06:45 PM

That black man knew the definition of a pretty big word! Wow!

Wait, I was complimenting him, how could that be racist?

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sigh. this is yet another example of why people view the right as racist buffoons. and lord knows limbaugh will double down and argue that his compliment wasn't backhanded racism - because in this day and age, admitting to being wrong when you are wrong is no longer considered a virtue, but a character flaw.
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#4462 dohdough

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 07:02 PM

Calling someone articulate is not an insult, you limp wristed lieberal! You're exactly what's wrong with society and taking political correctness to obscene levels!:booty:

#4463 nasum

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 07:27 PM

In all fairness, Ice-T doesn't really portray himself as a linguistics professor...
On the other hand, dude is clever as all hell and is a master of self-marketing. How he landed Law & Order is beyond me.
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 08:57 PM

http://newsone.com/1...imbaugh-quotes/

Now with sources! ;)
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#4465 Strell

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 09:30 PM

I wonder if I could find a clip from Conan O'Brien where he did the "cut out the mouth for a celebrity portrait" bit with Rush. He "fed" Rush some oxycontin and watched him go on a rant about MEDIOCRE BLACK QUARTERBACKS, back whenever that whole thing went on years ago.

Shit was hilarious.


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#4466 nasum

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 08:59 PM

http://votesmart.org...key-votes/9490/

If you ignore who is making the votes and follow the track record, this is an asshole...

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#4467 UncleBob

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 05:05 AM

I'm amazed by the "adults" who are so ****hurt over a few asterisks.

LM*O.
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#4468 dohdough

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 05:43 AM

I'm amazed by the "adults" who are so ****hurt over a few asterisks.

LM*O.

You're mistaking pity for butthurt.

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 05:33 PM

using * instead of A in LMAO looks more like an actual anus than the implication of the A.

What a crappy weekend for news when this is the most pertinent thing to post on monday morning.
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Posted 31 July 2012 - 02:08 AM

*nus
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