The "10/14/10 - The Worst Hour Of Impact, No, Wrestling Ever" Wrestling Thread

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[quote name='Chuplayer']This is perhaps the worst hour of wrestling I've ever seen. This is monumental.[/QUOTE]

So monumental it gets the crown of next wrestling thread. Somebody said for somebody to go crazy. Now I am.

25 minutes of They bullcrap. Commercial. 10 more minutes of They bullcrap with not a smidgen of violence even though Nash and Sting were on the wrong side of They. Another commercial. Backstage segment where Dixie says "shit" uncensored. Her husband gets knocked out. Another commercial. JWOW. "Madison/Tara and Mickie James in Stupid Angle or How I Learned To Hate Vince Russo In This Decade, Too." MORE JWOW. Hour over.

fuck
 
An hour and 15 minutes and there has been zero wrestling, not even in that Knockouts "match".

EDIT: A WRESTLING MATCH on our WRESTLING SHOW?? What a novel concept!
 
Good to hear, though I can't speak for her in-ring skills since I only saw her wrestle like 4 times in her WWE tenure (one being when it was her and Paul squashing someone in a handicap match)
 
I want Joe in the E. TNA is presently using him worse than WWE would. Good god, what has TNA become over the last six years? All of their potential has been squandered.

I was going to congratulate Katie Lea on gaining TNA money, but remembered that TNA pays most of their employees two peanuts per appearance, and one cashew per month.

There was more wrestling on NXT than 90 minutes into tonight's TNA show. What the fuck.
 
[quote name='Chase']
I was going to congratulate Katie Lea on gaining TNA money, but remembered that TNA pays most of their employees two peanuts per appearance, and one cashew per month.
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Almost made me spit my drink at the screen... almost.
 
[quote name='Chuplayer']So monumental it gets the crown of next wrestling thread. Somebody said for somebody to go crazy. Now I am.

25 minutes of They bullcrap. Commercial. 10 more minutes of They bullcrap with not a smidgen of violence even though Nash and Sting were on the wrong side of They. Another commercial. Backstage segment where Dixie says "shit" uncensored. Her husband gets knocked out. Another commercial. JWOW. "Madison/Tara and Mickie James in Stupid Angle or How I Learned To Hate Vince Russo In This Decade, Too." MORE JWOW. Hour over.

fuck[/QUOTE]
It's like WWF ca. 2000, only more extreme!
 
[quote name='OnyxPrimal']Almost made me spit my drink at the screen... almost.[/QUOTE]

Damn! So close. ;)

And, like most humor, it's funny 'cause it's true. :whistle2:#

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It's depressing to watching the Pope work. Not because he's bad (it's quite the opposite), but because, if TNA were operated better, he would have been World Heavyweight champion by now.

This handicap match is beyond stupid. It has no purpose, and anything TNA wanted to progress, like Ric Flair and his faction's power in the company, could have been done better.
 
TNA didn't really think the JWOWW thing through did they.... paying her 15,000 dollars to appear on a show that's in the same timeslot as the highly rated show that she's already on. The people who want to see JWOWW are watching Jersey Shore already.
 
LOL @ the Fourtune hand-sign = "The Shocker" reference from the last thread.:rofl::rofl::rofl:

What did I miss during the Jarrett/Angle(?) segment? I was on the phone and could only hear the crowd going ape-shit over something someone said.
 
[quote name='diddy310']Jarrett made a comment about stealing Kurt's wife and kids, Kurt replied that he can keep the slut.[/QUOTE]:lol::lol::lol:

Thank you, kindly!:cool::cool::cool:
 
Jeff Jarrett said something about how he aligned himself with Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff so he could ruin Kurt's career--as ruining his life wasn't enough.

Kurt Angle said Hillbilly Jeff could keep his whore ex-wife, and commented how Jeff held down younger talent for years and gave himself a ton of World title reigns.

Jeff, and the security guards, attacked Kurt, and Taz came down from the booth to help Kurt.
 
[quote name='diddy310']Jarrett made a comment about stealing Kurt's wife and kids, Kurt replied that he can keep the slut.[/QUOTE]

You bastard!

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By the way, gents, I've used Taz's "let the pigeons loose" line, and it was not received well. :whistle2:#
 
[quote name='Chase']Jeff Jarrett said something about how he aligned himself with Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff so he could ruin Kurt's career--as ruining his life wasn't enough.

Kurt Angle said Hillbilly Jeff could keep his whore ex-wife, and commented how Jeff held down younger talent for years and gave himself a ton of World title reigns.

Jeff, and the security guards, attacked Kurt, and Taz came down from the booth to help Kurt.[/QUOTE]And as a reward for yours & diddy's efforts.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4GtgRKPwFU
 
TNA: Total Nonstop Amnesia. Tune in next week, where we'll completely forget everything that happened the week before!

Still waiting on the ninja reveal.
 
I'll give TNA some credit - at the end of that THREE HOUR block, you definitely knew that Immortal was a huge deal, but FOR CHRIST'S SAKE that opening segment taking 45 minutes was unbearable. Eric and Hogan yammer on for eons, Hardy comes out, says stuff, then we get Fortune out burying EV2 and calling them washed up. Great, so ONE HALF OF THE LEAD FACTION IN THE COMPANY lost to a washed up group of guys. Fantastic booking there. Flair and Hogan hug, so what? They tried to recreate the Vince-Eric deal, and failed. Pope, Sting in a swank shirt, and Nash came out to do more talking. Then, after nearly an hour of this stuff, we get Tara vs. Rayne in a recreation of the HBK-HHH burial of the Euro title match. Then Mickie comes out to at least attempt to make the title seem important. God bless her for trying, but there's no point in doing that now - it's a dead belt.

Joe faces Abyss, who despite walking out with A NAIL-FILLED BOARD, used a ring bell to get DQed. Many questions arose from this. One, was the bell that rang to signal the DQ this bell or another bell? Two, why did Eric allow this to stand when Abyss is in the group? Why not make it no DQ? Then we got a five-on-one handicap match, unannounced, with Fortune vs. the Pope. For some reason, Morgan wasn't put in the match despite it being set up to destroy the Pope. Furthermore, it was made a tag match, so yes, Eric MAKES A MATCH TO SCREW THE BABYFACE, then makes things easier for the face than he could. I guess he's a fair asshole or something. Oh, and somewhere in here, Dixie yells at Sting for not simply saying what the deal was in plain English, which is actually a decent point. Then Eric, Hogan, and Dixie argue, Dixie calls Eric slug shit, and later Eric fires Miss Tessmacher and tells her she'll have to join the rest of the sluts in the Knockouts division. Lots of women issues with this writing staff. Also, "shit" got through fine for Dixie, but was bleeped for everyone else. Very strange.

In their SECOND TV APPEARANCE, the Shore was rendered basically useless, or more useless, because they actually got a Jersey Shore person to show up. Shouldn't this have been the blowoff that occurred MONTHS after the group was in the company? Or at least when they were established? Cookie insulted JWoww, whore, slut, bitch, bit, fake tits - the usual TNA promo against a woman, JWoww fought back and that was that. $15,000 spent to bring in someone to pop a rating for a competing show than the person's own show. I hope that when TNA structured all this out, they at least talked with MTV to see if, at the time JWoww appeared, it would be during a Jersey Shore break so the idea of getting existing JS viewers to tune in would work.

Anderson faced RVD in an okay match. As always, it bled into Reaction, because TNA is desperate to keep that show alive - they need to explain the storylines on Impact after all. Reaction did a good job of showing that Immortal is the new biggest group in the history of TNA this year, and also that they, unlike every other group's takeover, actually took it over. The Jay Lethal piece was really good, and showed more of his family and had some neat stories about just how important they were to his success in wrestling from the beginning until now.

Oh, and Kurt Angle's career is over, too, again. That got about ten minutes of time over the course of three hours, which may have actually eclipsed the amount of wrestling on the show. There's a balance that can be struck between getting big angles over and still allowing guys to actually have time to wrestle, and despite there being a THREE HOUR block to work with, there was little wrestling on the show, and none of it was particularly good. The only thing really memorable was Hardy's twist of hateful fate onto RVD onto the chair that he used to Pillmanize Anderson's arm after a thousand attempts to get it wedged in there properly.

Screens -

Why is there a TV here?








SERG! SERG! SERG!




Hogan debuts the crutch guitar. Atomic crutch guitar.




Impact and Reaction quotes -
Eric - Guy Blake, great job on the contract…
Guy - That’s not the contract I SENT HER…
Eric - ARE YOU SAYING…something NEFARIOUS is going on?
Guy - YES. I THINK YOU CHANGED THE CONTRACT. She signed the contract under false pretenses.
Eric - SHE SIGNED IT ON NATIONAL TV - WANNA FIGHT IN COURT ABOUT IT? SEE YOU IN 5-6 YEARS. THIS IS MY BUILDING, YOU’RE…what’s the legal term? TRESPASSING! Great work.
(after the crowd is shown slightly booing)Tenay - YOU CAN SEE THE TNA FANS’ HATRED TO HULK HOGAN! HOGAN AND BISCHOFF NOW CONTROL THE MAJORITY SHARE OF TNA!
Eric - Ladies and gentlemen, allow me the privelege and honor of introducing to you my mentor, my brother, and the man that made this industry famous - NONE OTHER THAN HULK HOGAN!
Hogan - WHERE’S THAT NO GOOD DIXIE CARTER AT?! I’d like to welcome all the TNA-Maniacs to MY company. Ya know, Eric and I decided enough of the gaga - it was time to take what was ours. Where’s she hiding at? There is a motive to the madness - we tried to do it the easy way, but no, Dixie didn’t want it the easy way. She conned me into coming here to TNA. She promised to take all my ideas to take the company to the next level, but no, Dixie didn’t wanna do it, so I just took and grabbed everything that was promised to me! This is now a company of Hollywood Hogan’s Immortals brothers. With us at the helm, this company’s gonna live forever.
Eric - It’s got a hell of a ring to it. What we did would normally be considered a hostile takeover, but in this case, it was more of a work of art. Most people didn’t see it coming - didn’t have a clue. Most in the company were like a deer in the headlights. Let’s walk them through this master plan. It all started with Abyss. No one could understand why Abyss would turn on Hulk Hogan. No one could figure it out, but us, because it only made sense to us. Let’s bring out the first domino to fall, and the biggest, a member of Team Hogan - Abyss!
Taz - THE PINK SLIP THAT DIXIE SIGNED WASN’T A PINK SLIP - SHE SIGNED THE COMPANY AWAY TO HOGAN AND BISCHOFF.
Hogan - MY SON, MY SON, MY SON!
Abyss - THEY’RE HERE! That’s right, for months I prophecized that on 10-10-10, they would arrive to take total control of TNA. All of the ignorant sheep did not believe me. WELL BELEVE THIS! WE ARE IN CONTROL OF TNA! Hulk, Eric, I am your soldier and I follow your orders and I will destroy anything or anyone who stands in our way!
Hogan - MY SON, IT IS YOUR DESTINY. NOW THAT YOU ARE MINE, YOU WILL LIVE FOREVER BECAUSE YOU ARE IMMORTAL, ABYSS!
Abyss - YES SIR, HULK.
Eric - We couldn’t have done it without another individual - we didn’t start off seeing eye to eye, but it didn’t take long to realize that we have the same DNA. He ALSO KNEW WHERE ALL THE BODIES WERE BURIED, THE FOUNDER OF TNA, DOUBLE J JEFF JARRETT!
Tenay - To me, the most disappointing aspect of this master plan ARE THE ACTIONS OF THIS MAN, JEFF JARRETT! I’VE SEEN THIS MAN WORK FOR 8 YEARS TO MAKE THIS COMPANY A SUCCESS.
Taz - How do you think Joe feels?
Jarrett - Do you know what it felt like to me personally that Dixie Carter, DIXIE CARTER, took a company that I started, that I founded, right up from underneath my nose. I mean, she used DADDY’S MONEY. DADDY’S MONEY to run me out of my own office. It has been a pleasure to work with Eric and Hogan, cuz we gave the entire Carter family exactly what they deserved! And now, everybody in TNA, and I MENA EVERYBODY, has to be play by the new rules. And those new rules are dictated by the new regime! (Fortune comes out)
Flair - I know that in your absence, you probably ain’t been watching the show - but word of mouth should’ve told you that the company is run by Fortune. YEAH, THE BLOOD AND THE GUTS. Not by you, or you, AND NOT BY YOU. Got that? Hogan, 25 years I’ve hated your guts. You’ve hated mine. Nothing’s changing. Tonight, either you walk away or I walk away. Someone here is prepared to die, how bout you guys!?
Hogan - How bout just you and me?
Flair - HOW BOUT IT!?
Taz - IS HOGAN IN SHAPE FOR THIS? HE’S FRESH OFF BACK SURGERY!
Eric - 25 years in the making - Hogan and Flair on the same team for the same reason. The fact that Dixie had the audacity to bring up a bunch of used-up garbage. IT WAS THE NAIL IN YOUR COFFIN, CARTER!
Hogan - Know something? THIS IS DESTINY. THIS IS DESIGN. BUT IN THE MASTER PLAN, THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL-TIMES, RIC FLAIR, WAS DESTINED TO MAKE THIS PLAN WORK.
Flair - I’m gonna get up every day loving you more than anything.
Hogan - Even more than the five ex-wives?
Flair - THEY CAN ALL KISS MY ASS!
Eric - Ladies and gentlemen, THIS NEW REGIME WOULDN’T BE HERE TONIGHT IF IT WASN’T FOR OUR NEXT GUEST, THE STAR OF THE SHOW. THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WRESTLING UNIVERSE - JEFF HARDY!
Tenay - JEFF’S TITLE WIN COST KURT ANGLE HIS TNA CAREER.
Taz - The dark side of Jeff Hardy came out live and in Technicolor at BFG.
2 guys - YOU SOLD OUT!
Hardy - I didn’t sell out - I SOLD IN. And popularity doesn’t mean a damn thing to me. I blame you, the people, the cheers, for my pain. I BLAME YOUR GREED FOR MY ANGER. ALL THE YEARS I’VE DESTROYED MYSELF FOR YOU, FOR WHAT? Herniated discs! These men care about my future. RVD’s like the asshole I know that doesn’t know he’s an ass-kisser. Never played that game, never will. I guess the whole F’N show is wondering what the whole F’N deal is. I’m the whole F’N reason you were injured Rob. WE ARE IMMORTAL AND WE LIVE FOREVER.
Eric - STING, NASH, THE PARTY’S IN HERE. JOIN! COME ON DOWN!
2 guys - SAVE US, STING!
Eric - Let’s complete the picture.
Hogan - Forgive and forget. There’s more room in the table. THIS IS THE FUTURE.
Dixie - Don’t leave my side tonight.
Taylor - Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere.
Tenay - STING AND NASH TRIED TO TELL THE WORLD FOR MONTHS WHAT HOGAN AND BISCHOFF WERE UP TO, BUT DAMN IT, NOBODY WOULD LISTEN!
Eric - Sting, Kevin, look guys. I know it’s over the top, and we’re probably gloating. This a company - it’s about money. We’ve been down this road before - we’re willing to put it behind us. We want you two on the team.
Nash - It’s almost a perfect fit for me. My whole career has been about money. I haven’t cared about anyone else. I didn’t care if someone starved, lost a roof. I took as much as I could. A funny thing happened on the way to getting here as I got older, I got wiser. The Bible says that grey hair is a sign of wisdom. With wisdom came compassion.
1 Guy - NWO 4 LIFE!
Nash - Those guys In the back that I would’ve taken every dollar form before? They’re my friends. They’re my family. This time, I’m gonna pass on the money. If you guys wanna run the company in the ground, you can do it without me.
Sting - When I care here 5 years ago, I didn’t come here for this. I came here BECAUSE I LOVE TNA. Five years later, I wouldn’t have sacrificed this old body as much as I have unless I loved TNA. I LOVE THIS PLACE. Those aren’t just words. BUT THIS RIGHT HERE, and you two, THIS IS CALLED A NO-WIN SITUATION. I’m not gonna repeat history again - the answer is no.
Eric - Are you guys nuts? It’s always about money and power. You’re gonna walk away from this? YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND US. WE’LL BE ON TV PRINTING MONEY WHILE YOU SIT AT HOME AND WATCH US!
Sting - We tried to tell you, Dixie.
Dixie - YOU TALKED IN TONGUES. IF YOU’D SAID IT IN PLAIN ENGLISH…
Dixie - YOU’RE STEALING THIS COMPANY FROM ME.
Hogan - You wanna have this conversation with me? YOU’RE GONNA HAVE IT IN MY OFFICE!
Dixie - Okay, we’re in your answer. Tell me to my face. DID YOU INTENTIONALLY TRY TO SCREW ME. ERIC, GOD DANG IT!
Hogan - Want me to look you in the ye? YES. I SCREWED YOU OUT OF YOUR COMPANY.
Dixie - WHY?
Hogan - FROM DAY ONE, YOU SAID I’D BE THE HAPPIEST I’VE EVER BEEN AND WE’D TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL. EVERYONE I WORK WITH, WHEN HOGAN CALLS, WE TALK.
Dixie - THIS IS DAY ONE.
Hogan - 30 YEARS IN THIS BUSINESS and you’re there with a computer…
Dixie - YOU WANTED…IT’S YOUR FAULT. YOU SOLD ME A BILL OF GOODS.
Hogan - THIS IS MY COMPANY.
Dixie - IT’S NOT YOUR COMPANY, you little slug shit.
Hogan - SHUT UP, DIXIE!
Dixie - THEY WORK FOR ME…
Hogan - Gunner, Murphy, GET THIS PIECE OF TRASH OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Dixie - WHAT THE…GET OFF ME!
Dixie - SERG. SERG. SERG. SERG!
Love - JWOWW, let’s find you a cookie.
EY - BOW WOW!
EY - Give me your Herbie Hancock on my jugs.
OJ - I’d love to put my lollipop in your mouth…(J-Woww drops it)
Angle - I came to the Impact Zone a little late tonight. Obviously uninited. But before I make my statement of retirement, I’d like to get a few things off my chest.
Fans - PLEASE DON’T GO.
Angle - I appreciate that, but I’m a man of my word. I wanna say that for the last six months, I’ve busted my ass. At BFG, I dislocated my ribs, re-injured my neck. WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS WHY HOGAN AND ERIC SCREWED ME AT BFG. If I’m gonna state my retirement, I need some answers. Since I’m confused right now, I didn’t win the title, but I didn’t get pinned either! So what I’m trying to say is I’m kind of in a dilemma right now… (Jarrett come out)
Tenay - JEFF JARRETT INTERRUPTING KURT ANGLE!?
Jarrett - Kurt, just what kind of dilemma is this? You said if you didn’t win the title, you’d retire. Am I hearing that you, of all people, are making excuses? The Gold Medalist. The father. The husband. Well, ex-husband. KURT, I WILL NEVER FORGET HOW YOU MADE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL WHEN I BROUGHT YOU INTO TNA. AND I VOWED TO MYSELF THAT ONE DAY, ONE DAY, IW OULD TURN THE TIDE AT ANY COST.
Angle - You can keep that slut. How did I make your life hell? By putting TNA on the map? By teaching the rookies everything I know? Or is it the fact that after I came in, it wasn’t all about you anymore. How many TNA world titles did you win before I came here? A DOZEN. Two dozen? You held everybody down at your own expense. BUT you couldn’t hold down Kurt Angle! Is that what this is about?
Jarrett - I made a deal with the devil to take the last thing I could from you - YOUR CAREER.
Taz - GET YOUR ASS TO THE BACK - HE’S GOT A fuckED UP NECK. YOU WENT TOO FAR.
Fans - Taz is gonna kill you!
Tenay - THE POWER OF IMMORTAL BRINGS ABYSS TO THE RING.
Tenay - ABYSS HITS JOE WITH THE BELL, AND NOW THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL TO DISQUALIFY ABYSS!
RVD - Jeff Hardy! Come on out here and let’s take care of this. No need to take any longer. You owe me and all of your fans an explanation, but tonight, we’re moving past that. You had my support, and now…
Hardy - friendship. What is friendship. In this business, it is an illusion. You devour them. I devoured you. Abyss carved you up and I spit you out. My words are Biblical, and some call me the anti-Christ of pro wrestling. You want me? Well don’t they all?
Eric - Dilemmas, what to do? But I have the solution! You want answers, you want a lot of things. You want a shot at Jeff Hardy at Turning Point? You’ll get it - IF YOU CAN BEAT MR. ANDERSON!
Eric - Miss Tessmacher, I love your pearl necklace…Maybe after the show, we can get together at my hotel and see what...comes up! That easy?
Tessmacher - What are talking about?
Eric - HOW EASY YOU ARE. I’m sure Nash and Pope know how easy you are. You can’t keep your mouth shut or your (blank blanked) WE’RE DONE. I CAN’T TRUST YOU. You wanna be In TNA? Go get some boots, tights, and sling your ass around with them!
Anderson - Hi. Hey. Hey. I never thought I’d meet a bigger asshole…no, you’re more of a douche bag. You proved me wrong. I want you to win this war, Eric.
Eric - SON OF A BITCH!
Taz - Fortune had to cheat even with a 5-on-1 advantage.
Tenay - I GUESS THAT’S SOMETHING WE SHOULD GET USED TO.
Taz - Robbie’s got his tomato with him, Cookie.
Tenay - Quite a package, isn’t he?
Taz - I don’t go that way, but he’s a good-looking dude.
Robbie - We’re on a the same time as the Jersey Shore, and I just wanna say sorry, cuz after Robbie E and Cookie debuted last week - no one wants to watch you fake punks! Jersey Shore is done my dude!
Cookie - SERIOUSLY BROSKI! Those posers are done for. No more of that disgrace Snooki, no more Situation, or J-COWW!
Tenay - FROM MTV’S JERSEY SHORE, HERE COMES J-WOWW!
Taz - She fits in the Bps with her streak of red. Strawberry brunette. That’s a color right? Whatever the hell her hair is.
J-WOWW - You say something?
Cookie - IT’S J-COWW. YEAH, I SAID SOMETHING. I know you’re slow, so listen close- take your fake-ass weave, your fake nails, and your very fake dollar store fun bags and crawl back into the hole you came out of.
Tenay - GARDEN-STATE CATFIGHT.
Taz - I think Robbie caught one in the yam bag. Could be a good thing.
Tenay - Cookie’s getting rag dolled.
Taz - And beat up, too.
Tenay - PAYBACK DUDE!
Taz - Broski!
Crowd - LET’S GO ASSHOLES! RVD! LET’S GO ASSHOLES! RVD!
Tenay - What a monkey flip.
Taz - More like a gorilla flip - look how far Anderson went flying!
Tenay - THAT’S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR IMPACT, NOW IT’S TIME FOR REACTION!

TNA Reaction -

Anderson - I’M AN ASSHOLE!
Tenay - TWIST OF FATE ONTO THE CHAIR ON ANDERSON‘S ARM!
Taz - More like a Twist of Hate!
Pope - I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone. Things have really taken a turn for the worst around here. It’s not good.
Joe - All these punk-ass bitches who call themselves a group - they’re gonna crumble under me.
RVD - Them being THEY, who knows what to think!?
 
So the last roster spot's been revealed for SvR 2011.

The Undertaker's druid... WTF. I guess its better than green or red superstar like last year
 
Reactions to TNA so far:

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[quote name='TheRock88']So the last roster spot's been revealed for SvR 2011.

The Undertaker's druid... WTF. I guess its better than green or red superstar like last year
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Where do you see that?

There's two "?" spots left in the Legends section on the website..
 
[URL="http://twitter.com/RandyOrton"]RandyOrton
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 Checked out tna tonight for the 2nd time ever. Samoa Joe can move. Miss working with Angle and Jeff. Coulda done w/o the JWoW segment tho.
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Randy should use some of that sweet sweet backstage clout to get Joe in. I don't think they would do any worse with him than TNA has. Plus they seem to be willing to push guys his size after seeing how they are doing with Husky Harris. (name aside)


Plus he can do the civilized Samoan thing better than the Usos.
 
I only watch the PPV these days and google the storylines heading in to them. The weekly shows for both TNA and WWE are total garbage.
 
[quote name='Chase']Jeff Jarrett said something about how he aligned himself with Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff so he could ruin Kurt's career--as ruining his life wasn't enough.

Kurt Angle said Hillbilly Jeff could keep his whore ex-wife, and commented how Jeff held down younger talent for years and gave himself a ton of World title reigns.

Jeff, and the security guards, attacked Kurt, and Taz came down from the booth to help Kurt.[/QUOTE]
As sad as it is,that was easily the best segment in a real lackluster impact that didn't see an actual match until 75 mins in unless you can Tara laying down for Madison in a 10 second match if that.
 
[quote name='Tony208']I only watch the PPV these days and google the storylines heading in to them. The weekly shows for both TNA and WWE are total garbage.[/QUOTE]


I think its safe to say that TNA is just garbage all the time.
 
Jay, the HELL is up with that 3rd pic/caption? I like reading your run downs, but man. :rofl:
 
So........ You can't defend any of the 7 major WWE titles in the exhibition mode of SvR11. Only when using the WWE Universe mode and even then, you can't defend them on a non-PPV show. WOW, THQ, that's pathetic.
 
[quote name='Blackout']Jay, the HELL is up with that 3rd pic/caption? I like reading your run downs, but man. :rofl:[/QUOTE]

That was easily the most terrifying thing on the show, and it fit perfectly with Abyss's wacky face from another point in the show.
 
Looks like the order of events of those screencaps are a bit off...







There. I fixed it.
 
[quote name='BlueSwim']Fatt Hardy has officially been future-endeavored.[/QUOTE]

Boo! Now we'll have to see him be TNA champion and fued with Jeff. :cry:

- edit On Twitter

Altho WWE gave me SO much, I honestly feel like a prisoner set free. Now I have no more strict rules, personal or creative, to be bound by.

While some of you make look at this as an ending-I promise you, this is THE MUTHAF*CKING BEGINNING FOR MATT HARDY! Now I can create change!

I wanna thank JR, who hired me, Michael Hayes, who taught me SO much, & Vince, for letting me make a living & learn from him for 12 years.

I wanna thank WWE for giving me an opportunity, & I thank all the people & friends that helped me there. But I HAD to move on to be happy.

Thank God! :) I swear.. It was harder for me to get released then it was to get hired! This is ABSOLUTELY what I want, now I can be me!
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Look for more The Angelic Diablo now that his creative chains have been broken :roll:
 
[quote name='Iron Clad Burrito']It's like WWF ca. 2000, only more extreme![/QUOTE]
That's when I was glad Nitro was on about the same time as Raw back then. There was too much yappity yap and not enough wrestling. And the matches they DID have would end in a DQ to set up some 'heat' for a PPV match.:roll:
[quote name='BlueSwim']So........ You can't defend any of the 7 major WWE titles in the exhibition mode of SvR11. Only when using the WWE Universe mode and even then, you can't defend them on a non-PPV show. WOW, THQ, that's pathetic.[/QUOTE]
Isn't that how the WWE currently runs their shows?;) I REALLY miss Clash Of The Champions and Saturday Night Main Event. At least on those shows you felt they MIGHT let a title switch hands.

But anymore you're just kinda waiting for the inevitable run-in/DQ to end the match the week before the PPV on the free shows and further set up the PPV title match.
 
I dunno guys, those of you complaining about TNA's hour being the worst ever may be forgetting the infamous 8-9pm hour of Nitro that showed Konnan's rap video like 3 times, included announcers just talking to the camera endlessly, and contained zero wrestling.
 
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