Eric - Guy Blake, great job on the contract…
Guy - That’s not the contract I SENT HER…
Eric - ARE YOU SAYING…something NEFARIOUS is going on?
Guy - YES. I THINK YOU CHANGED THE CONTRACT. She signed the contract under false pretenses.
Eric - SHE SIGNED IT ON NATIONAL TV - WANNA FIGHT IN COURT ABOUT IT? SEE YOU IN 5-6 YEARS. THIS IS MY BUILDING, YOU’RE…what’s the legal term? TRESPASSING! Great work.
(after the crowd is shown slightly booing)Tenay - YOU CAN SEE THE TNA FANS’ HATRED TO HULK HOGAN! HOGAN AND BISCHOFF NOW CONTROL THE MAJORITY SHARE OF TNA!
Eric - Ladies and gentlemen, allow me the privelege and honor of introducing to you my mentor, my brother, and the man that made this industry famous - NONE OTHER THAN HULK HOGAN!
Hogan - WHERE’S THAT NO GOOD DIXIE CARTER AT?! I’d like to welcome all the TNA-Maniacs to MY company. Ya know, Eric and I decided enough of the gaga - it was time to take what was ours. Where’s she hiding at? There is a motive to the madness - we tried to do it the easy way, but no, Dixie didn’t want it the easy way. She conned me into coming here to TNA. She promised to take all my ideas to take the company to the next level, but no, Dixie didn’t wanna do it, so I just took and grabbed everything that was promised to me! This is now a company of Hollywood Hogan’s Immortals brothers. With us at the helm, this company’s gonna live forever.
Eric - It’s got a hell of a ring to it. What we did would normally be considered a hostile takeover, but in this case, it was more of a work of art. Most people didn’t see it coming - didn’t have a clue. Most in the company were like a deer in the headlights. Let’s walk them through this master plan. It all started with Abyss. No one could understand why Abyss would turn on Hulk Hogan. No one could figure it out, but us, because it only made sense to us. Let’s bring out the first domino to fall, and the biggest, a member of Team Hogan - Abyss!
Taz - THE PINK SLIP THAT DIXIE SIGNED WASN’T A PINK SLIP - SHE SIGNED THE COMPANY AWAY TO HOGAN AND BISCHOFF.
Hogan - MY SON, MY SON, MY SON!
Abyss - THEY’RE HERE! That’s right, for months I prophecized that on 10-10-10, they would arrive to take total control of TNA. All of the ignorant sheep did not believe me. WELL BELEVE THIS! WE ARE IN CONTROL OF TNA! Hulk, Eric, I am your soldier and I follow your orders and I will destroy anything or anyone who stands in our way!
Hogan - MY SON, IT IS YOUR DESTINY. NOW THAT YOU ARE MINE, YOU WILL LIVE FOREVER BECAUSE YOU ARE IMMORTAL, ABYSS!
Abyss - YES SIR, HULK.
Eric - We couldn’t have done it without another individual - we didn’t start off seeing eye to eye, but it didn’t take long to realize that we have the same DNA. He ALSO KNEW WHERE ALL THE BODIES WERE BURIED, THE FOUNDER OF TNA, DOUBLE J JEFF JARRETT!
Tenay - To me, the most disappointing aspect of this master plan ARE THE ACTIONS OF THIS MAN, JEFF JARRETT! I’VE SEEN THIS MAN WORK FOR 8 YEARS TO MAKE THIS COMPANY A SUCCESS.
Taz - How do you think Joe feels?
Jarrett - Do you know what it felt like to me personally that Dixie Carter, DIXIE CARTER, took a company that I started, that I founded, right up from underneath my nose. I mean, she used DADDY’S MONEY. DADDY’S MONEY to run me out of my own office. It has been a pleasure to work with Eric and Hogan, cuz we gave the entire Carter family exactly what they deserved! And now, everybody in TNA, and I MENA EVERYBODY, has to be play by the new rules. And those new rules are dictated by the new regime! (Fortune comes out)
Flair - I know that in your absence, you probably ain’t been watching the show - but word of mouth should’ve told you that the company is run by Fortune. YEAH, THE BLOOD AND THE GUTS. Not by you, or you, AND NOT BY YOU. Got that? Hogan, 25 years I’ve hated your guts. You’ve hated mine. Nothing’s changing. Tonight, either you walk away or I walk away. Someone here is prepared to die, how bout you guys!?
Hogan - How bout just you and me?
Flair - HOW BOUT IT!?
Taz - IS HOGAN IN SHAPE FOR THIS? HE’S FRESH OFF BACK SURGERY!
Eric - 25 years in the making - Hogan and Flair on the same team for the same reason. The fact that Dixie had the audacity to bring up a bunch of used-up garbage. IT WAS THE NAIL IN YOUR COFFIN, CARTER!
Hogan - Know something? THIS IS DESTINY. THIS IS DESIGN. BUT IN THE MASTER PLAN, THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL-TIMES, RIC FLAIR, WAS DESTINED TO MAKE THIS PLAN WORK.
Flair - I’m gonna get up every day loving you more than anything.
Hogan - Even more than the five ex-wives?
Flair - THEY CAN ALL KISS MY ASS!
Eric - Ladies and gentlemen, THIS NEW REGIME WOULDN’T BE HERE TONIGHT IF IT WASN’T FOR OUR NEXT GUEST, THE STAR OF THE SHOW. THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WRESTLING UNIVERSE - JEFF HARDY!
Tenay - JEFF’S TITLE WIN COST KURT ANGLE HIS TNA CAREER.
Taz - The dark side of Jeff Hardy came out live and in Technicolor at BFG.
2 guys - YOU SOLD OUT!
Hardy - I didn’t sell out - I SOLD IN. And popularity doesn’t mean a damn thing to me. I blame you, the people, the cheers, for my pain. I BLAME YOUR GREED FOR MY ANGER. ALL THE YEARS I’VE DESTROYED MYSELF FOR YOU, FOR WHAT? Herniated discs! These men care about my future. RVD’s like the asshole I know that doesn’t know he’s an ass-kisser. Never played that game, never will. I guess the whole F’N show is wondering what the whole F’N deal is. I’m the whole F’N reason you were injured Rob. WE ARE IMMORTAL AND WE LIVE FOREVER.
Eric - STING, NASH, THE PARTY’S IN HERE. JOIN! COME ON DOWN!
2 guys - SAVE US, STING!
Eric - Let’s complete the picture.
Hogan - Forgive and forget. There’s more room in the table. THIS IS THE FUTURE.
Dixie - Don’t leave my side tonight.
Taylor - Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere.
Tenay - STING AND NASH TRIED TO TELL THE WORLD FOR MONTHS WHAT HOGAN AND BISCHOFF WERE UP TO, BUT DAMN IT, NOBODY WOULD LISTEN!
Eric - Sting, Kevin, look guys. I know it’s over the top, and we’re probably gloating. This a company - it’s about money. We’ve been down this road before - we’re willing to put it behind us. We want you two on the team.
Nash - It’s almost a perfect fit for me. My whole career has been about money. I haven’t cared about anyone else. I didn’t care if someone starved, lost a roof. I took as much as I could. A funny thing happened on the way to getting here as I got older, I got wiser. The Bible says that grey hair is a sign of wisdom. With wisdom came compassion.
1 Guy - NWO 4 LIFE!
Nash - Those guys In the back that I would’ve taken every dollar form before? They’re my friends. They’re my family. This time, I’m gonna pass on the money. If you guys wanna run the company in the ground, you can do it without me.
Sting - When I care here 5 years ago, I didn’t come here for this. I came here BECAUSE I LOVE TNA. Five years later, I wouldn’t have sacrificed this old body as much as I have unless I loved TNA. I LOVE THIS PLACE. Those aren’t just words. BUT THIS RIGHT HERE, and you two, THIS IS CALLED A NO-WIN SITUATION. I’m not gonna repeat history again - the answer is no.
Eric - Are you guys nuts? It’s always about money and power. You’re gonna walk away from this? YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND US. WE’LL BE ON TV PRINTING MONEY WHILE YOU SIT AT HOME AND WATCH US!
Sting - We tried to tell you, Dixie.
Dixie - YOU TALKED IN TONGUES. IF YOU’D SAID IT IN PLAIN ENGLISH…
Dixie - YOU’RE STEALING THIS COMPANY FROM ME.
Hogan - You wanna have this conversation with me? YOU’RE GONNA HAVE IT IN MY OFFICE!
Dixie - Okay, we’re in your answer. Tell me to my face. DID YOU INTENTIONALLY TRY TO SCREW ME. ERIC, GOD DANG IT!
Hogan - Want me to look you in the ye? YES. I SCREWED YOU OUT OF YOUR COMPANY.
Dixie - WHY?
Hogan - FROM DAY ONE, YOU SAID I’D BE THE HAPPIEST I’VE EVER BEEN AND WE’D TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL. EVERYONE I WORK WITH, WHEN HOGAN CALLS, WE TALK.
Dixie - THIS IS DAY ONE.
Hogan - 30 YEARS IN THIS BUSINESS and you’re there with a computer…
Dixie - YOU WANTED…IT’S YOUR FAULT. YOU SOLD ME A BILL OF GOODS.
Hogan - THIS IS MY COMPANY.
Dixie - IT’S NOT YOUR COMPANY, you little slug shit.
Hogan - SHUT UP, DIXIE!
Dixie - THEY WORK FOR ME…
Hogan - Gunner, Murphy, GET THIS PIECE OF TRASH OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Dixie - WHAT THE…GET OFF ME!
Dixie - SERG. SERG. SERG. SERG!
Love - JWOWW, let’s find you a cookie.
EY - BOW WOW!
EY - Give me your Herbie Hancock on my jugs.
OJ - I’d love to put my lollipop in your mouth…(J-Woww drops it)
Angle - I came to the Impact Zone a little late tonight. Obviously uninited. But before I make my statement of retirement, I’d like to get a few things off my chest.
Fans - PLEASE DON’T GO.
Angle - I appreciate that, but I’m a man of my word. I wanna say that for the last six months, I’ve busted my ass. At BFG, I dislocated my ribs, re-injured my neck. WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS WHY HOGAN AND ERIC SCREWED ME AT BFG. If I’m gonna state my retirement, I need some answers. Since I’m confused right now, I didn’t win the title, but I didn’t get pinned either! So what I’m trying to say is I’m kind of in a dilemma right now… (Jarrett come out)
Tenay - JEFF JARRETT INTERRUPTING KURT ANGLE!?
Jarrett - Kurt, just what kind of dilemma is this? You said if you didn’t win the title, you’d retire. Am I hearing that you, of all people, are making excuses? The Gold Medalist. The father. The husband. Well, ex-husband. KURT, I WILL NEVER FORGET HOW YOU MADE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL WHEN I BROUGHT YOU INTO TNA. AND I VOWED TO MYSELF THAT ONE DAY, ONE DAY, IW OULD TURN THE TIDE AT ANY COST.
Angle - You can keep that slut. How did I make your life hell? By putting TNA on the map? By teaching the rookies everything I know? Or is it the fact that after I came in, it wasn’t all about you anymore. How many TNA world titles did you win before I came here? A DOZEN. Two dozen? You held everybody down at your own expense. BUT you couldn’t hold down Kurt Angle! Is that what this is about?
Jarrett - I made a deal with the devil to take the last thing I could from you - YOUR CAREER.
Taz - GET YOUR ASS TO THE BACK - HE’S GOT A
ED UP NECK. YOU WENT TOO FAR.
Fans - Taz is gonna kill you!
Tenay - THE POWER OF IMMORTAL BRINGS ABYSS TO THE RING.
Tenay - ABYSS HITS JOE WITH THE BELL, AND NOW THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL TO DISQUALIFY ABYSS!
RVD - Jeff Hardy! Come on out here and let’s take care of this. No need to take any longer. You owe me and all of your fans an explanation, but tonight, we’re moving past that. You had my support, and now…
Hardy - friendship. What is friendship. In this business, it is an illusion. You devour them. I devoured you. Abyss carved you up and I spit you out. My words are Biblical, and some call me the anti-Christ of pro wrestling. You want me? Well don’t they all?
Eric - Dilemmas, what to do? But I have the solution! You want answers, you want a lot of things. You want a shot at Jeff Hardy at Turning Point? You’ll get it - IF YOU CAN BEAT MR. ANDERSON!
Eric - Miss Tessmacher, I love your pearl necklace…Maybe after the show, we can get together at my hotel and see what...comes up! That easy?
Tessmacher - What are talking about?
Eric - HOW EASY YOU ARE. I’m sure Nash and Pope know how easy you are. You can’t keep your mouth shut or your (blank blanked) WE’RE DONE. I CAN’T TRUST YOU. You wanna be In TNA? Go get some boots, tights, and sling your ass around with them!
Anderson - Hi. Hey. Hey. I never thought I’d meet a bigger asshole…no, you’re more of a douche bag. You proved me wrong. I want you to win this war, Eric.
Eric - SON OF A BITCH!
Taz - Fortune had to cheat even with a 5-on-1 advantage.
Tenay - I GUESS THAT’S SOMETHING WE SHOULD GET USED TO.
Taz - Robbie’s got his tomato with him, Cookie.
Tenay - Quite a package, isn’t he?
Taz - I don’t go that way, but he’s a good-looking dude.
Robbie - We’re on a the same time as the Jersey Shore, and I just wanna say sorry, cuz after Robbie E and Cookie debuted last week - no one wants to watch you fake punks! Jersey Shore is done my dude!
Cookie - SERIOUSLY BROSKI! Those posers are done for. No more of that disgrace Snooki, no more Situation, or J-COWW!
Tenay - FROM MTV’S JERSEY SHORE, HERE COMES J-WOWW!
Taz - She fits in the Bps with her streak of red. Strawberry brunette. That’s a color right? Whatever the hell her hair is.
J-WOWW - You say something?
Cookie - IT’S J-COWW. YEAH, I SAID SOMETHING. I know you’re slow, so listen close- take your fake-ass weave, your fake nails, and your very fake dollar store fun bags and crawl back into the hole you came out of.
Tenay - GARDEN-STATE CATFIGHT.
Taz - I think Robbie caught one in the yam bag. Could be a good thing.
Tenay - Cookie’s getting rag dolled.
Taz - And beat up, too.
Tenay - PAYBACK DUDE!
Taz - Broski!
Crowd - LET’S GO ASSHOLES! RVD! LET’S GO ASSHOLES! RVD!
Tenay - What a monkey flip.
Taz - More like a gorilla flip - look how far Anderson went flying!
Tenay - THAT’S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR IMPACT, NOW IT’S TIME FOR REACTION!
TNA Reaction -
Anderson - I’M AN ASSHOLE!
Tenay - TWIST OF FATE ONTO THE CHAIR ON ANDERSON‘S ARM!
Taz - More like a Twist of Hate!
Pope - I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone. Things have really taken a turn for the worst around here. It’s not good.
Joe - All these punk-ass bitches who call themselves a group - they’re gonna crumble under me.
RVD - Them being THEY, who knows what to think!?