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#1 crystalklear64

crystalklear64

Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:06 PM

Cocksmas 2013

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When you wish upon a star, think of dongs both near and far. For the greatest holiday gift of all, is a hat upon both cock and ball.

What is Cocksmas?
We have a grand tradition here at CAG of putting Christmas hats on our avatars to get in the festive spirit. I have a slightly different tradition which started four years ago involving phallic imagery. Maybe I have a subconscious fascination with dicks, maybe I'm just really immature, or maybe I get my jollies from seeing CAG plastered with cute little penises, who knows? I get complaints and compliments and get to flex my creative muscle whilst spreading holiday cheer. I invite other members with creative talent to create cockvatars as well since I can only do so many. Also, for the past couple years I have given out free Steam games for a variety of Cocksmas related reasons. See further down if you're here for the loot!

So How Does This Work?
You ask for a festive cockvatar. Maybe I'll make it, maybe a fellow cocksmith will make it, maybe you get jack. More interesting requests or requests that I find interesting are more likely to get done. If someone decides to give you a bouncing bundle of joy, be sure to thank them for their hard work, set it as your new avatar, and compliment them on their mastery of the arts because god knows editing pixels on a penis in paint is up there with the Sistine Chapel.

Here's One I Did Earlier!
No one has fulfilled your request yet and still want to get festive? Check out the gallery and don your gay apparel.

 

If you want to make one yourself, feel free to use the template:

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The Gallery

This Year's Cocksmas Avatars-

Past Cocksmas Avatars-

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Neat Cocks But I'm Just Here for the Free Games
Well little Johnny/Susan, there are 3 categories in which you can enter and win, and what you win is a Steam game or games of your and my choosing. (In the past I asked the winners to supply a list of games they'd like and depending on how generous I am feeling I pick one or more.)
The categories are as follows!

Quality-
The Cocksmas quality award goes to the Cocksmas avatar that you think is of the highest caliber. Do you love the concept? Do you love the art? Do you love the cock? This award is voted on by the community. Only applies to Cockvatars another user has made.

In the past, nominees were:
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Jessica Rabbit won.

Quantity-
With so many requests and so little time I encourage other users to fulfill each other's requests. The person who completes the most requests and with reasonable quality receives this reward.

Previously, QiG won this one with a whopping 9 cockvatars. Way to go buddy!

Festivity-
This one simply requires that you have a Cocksmas Avatar equipped and make a post in this thread. Around Christmas Day, I'll scroll through the thread and check to see who has a Cocksmas avatar and add those names to a list.  I'll select someone at random using a random number generator. Posting more does not increase your chances, unless I accidentally count you twice and then I guess it does!


Edited by crystalklear64, 12 December 2013 - 12:49 AM.

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#2 wwe101

wwe101

    waiting for hitman 5

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:11 PM

:drool:

Edited by wwe101, 07 December 2011 - 12:12 AM.

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#3 The Crotch

The Crotch

    I was famous and I was powerful.

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:32 PM

Hmm.

I'm thinking I might have to skip this year. I think a Cocksmas avatar of Saturn Devouring His Son might, uh... not go over so well.

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#4 jello44

jello44

Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:40 PM

Docks Puss?

#5 LonelyController

LonelyController

    lonelycontroller.com

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:42 PM

I want to play this year.

#6 QiG

QiG

    I'm all out of gum..

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 12:08 AM

Happy Cocksmas!

I had a lot of fun cocksmithing last year. Many December weekend nights were filled with chain smoking, beer tasting and animation tutorials. Unfortunately my PC crapped out in June and I haven't bothered addressing it so hopefully some new cocksmiths decide to cut their teeth this year.

The QiG collection:
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Credit to crystalklear64 for the cleanup on Meat Boy and original template

Edited by QiG, 07 December 2011 - 12:19 AM.

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#7 The Crotch

The Crotch

    I was famous and I was powerful.

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 12:15 AM

Hmm. Okay, maybe I'll go back to the zealot cock.

And there's still The Nameless Cock...

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#8 crystalklear64

crystalklear64

Posted 07 December 2011 - 12:18 AM

Strell hooked that up already you damn Canadian. JEEZ.

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#9 The Crotch

The Crotch

    I was famous and I was powerful.

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 12:34 AM

Um. I know. That's why I mentioned it.

I just have to find which old hard drive has it.

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#10 AFRO insomniac

AFRO insomniac

    Pikmin 3 - Challenge Mode is DOPE

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 01:55 AM

Thanks for the reminder, interested in what people come up with this year.

Playing

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2014 2013

#11 RedRingOfDeath

RedRingOfDeath

    CAGiversary!

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 03:52 AM

Count me in on the coxmas! :D

I know the muffin man!


#12 Scorch

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 04:27 AM

I think I lost mine from last year :(

/edit: Totally missed that mine was posted above!

Edited by Scorch, 09 December 2011 - 06:50 AM.

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#13 Strell

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    LOBSTERS!....IN MY PANTS!

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 05:49 AM

I wanted to bug CK64 about this on December 1st, but didn't want to seem dickish about it.

Also:

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#14 crystalklear64

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 06:17 PM

First one on the way. Taking a break for some lunch.

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#15 crystalklear64

crystalklear64

Posted 07 December 2011 - 07:33 PM

And here we are the first of the year.

Put too many colors into the hair so had to go lossy as usual so heres the animated and the non-animated version for you to pick as you like.

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#16 Spyder187

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    Scratch & Sniff!

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 10:49 PM

I will ask here as I asked in the blog post on these:

Chuplayer was forced to put his creepy doll pics under spoilers because they offended people, yet they didnt have any sexual organs showing. Now if that was done, why is it this is allowed? I am just looking to understand why there is a double standard on this type of stuff is all.
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i added a link to more wang pics.


#17 The Crotch

The Crotch

    I was famous and I was powerful.

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 11:06 PM

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Are people have sex in your signature?

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#18 Strell

Strell

    LOBSTERS!....IN MY PANTS!

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 11:10 PM

LESS TALK MORE COCK

Yeah I said it.


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#19 The Crotch

The Crotch

    I was famous and I was powerful.

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 11:30 PM

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I'm just mad that you said it before I said it.

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#20 LonelyController

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    lonelycontroller.com

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 11:40 PM

Thanks to crystalklear64 for the Cocksmas miracle.


#21 Invicta 61

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    Gabagool, Provalone and vinegar peppers

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 11:41 PM

I could have sworn I saw a cocksmas of Gene Simmons....
Bah weep granah weep nini bong.

And now I present Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy:

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#22 Predator Ranger

Predator Ranger

    Admiral Awesome

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 11:50 PM

Hooray for Cocksmas! Now who wants to build me a Power Ranger penis?

#23 dragonsho

dragonsho

Posted 09 December 2011 - 05:04 AM

So glad you uploaded all the previous ones. Thought I lost my Jeremy forever.


#24 ratzombie

ratzombie

    aka yunkie

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 05:33 AM

I was waiting for a thread to be made to celebrate.

MERRY COCKSMAS!!!

#25 ilikegames

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    CAGiversary!

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 06:48 AM

ehh im sure someone can do a better job, but here goes <-

#26 CouRageouS

CouRageouS

    Rootbeer=Superwater

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 07:23 AM

LESS TALK MORE COCK

Yeah I said it.

I'm so wet now. Thank you.
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#27 Gentlegamer

Gentlegamer

Posted 10 December 2011 - 12:42 AM

Merry COCKSMAS to all!

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Love,
Stroker
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#28 NinjaPenguin777

NinjaPenguin777

Posted 10 December 2011 - 02:48 AM

Still sporting my request from last year

Formerly known as slickkill77


#29 RabbitSuit

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    CAG Newbie

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 04:46 AM

Merry COCKSMAS to all!

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Love,
Stroker


This nearly brought me to tears.


Yes! I am in a signature! :applause:



#30 blissskr

blissskr

    Come on Square

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 04:51 AM

If some artistic fellow could create me a Jake the dog from adventure time cockmas avatar I would be most appreciative as I'm not artistic enough to do it myself.
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