[quote name='masked lemon']Again, what is the deal with these rectangular pizzas? Brings back memories of those nasty ass "pizza" squares you'd get from school lunches.[/QUOTE]
I can't believe you're from PA and you don't like rectangular and/or school lunch pizzas. We used to buy Ellio's frozen pizzas and put them in the toaster oven for nasty greatness. I can't get them now that I'm on the other side of the country.
As far as 1st for national chain rectangular pizza, that would be Little Caesars' Bigfoot Pizza back in the early 90's. Pizza Pizza!
I'm not sure what kind of hot dogs you used, but they look less like Hebrew National and more like Penis Local 98.