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#31 VipFREAK

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 08:24 PM

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#32 metaphysicalstyles

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 08:34 PM

All the single moms I dated were really easy. They quickly introduced me to their kids, and I just maintained the role of "mom's buddy." I'm telling you though... the best sex I've ever had was with women who have kids.

Edit: What I meant to say is... have fun banging her, keep the kid at a distance, and when she gets to the serious settling down point, run your ass off.
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#33 Paco

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 06:41 AM

I wouldn't date a single mom. They have kids or possibly baby. HAIL BABY. You must pay tribune to the children. If you want it to be all about you, then fall back and run.
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#34 Jodou

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 01:28 PM

Can't wait to find out that the kid....




does. not. exist.

dun dun dun!

Or that. . .the kid is his!


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#35 shieryda

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 01:33 PM

The only thing I'd be worried about is the ex coming after my ass with a chainsaw.

#36 Kerig

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 02:40 AM

This is the worst-replied thread I've ever read on CAG.

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#37 dohdough

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 03:05 AM

This is the worst-replied thread I've ever read on CAG.

I hope you're not including my replies. I even dropped a more than relevant Jerry Maguire clip.

#38 Spokker

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 06:10 AM

Don't date single mothers! They already made one mistake. Don't be the next mistake!

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#39 dafoomie

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 03:29 AM

The only thing I'd be worried about is the ex coming after my ass with a chainsaw.

Its time to start looking into gun laws and a safety course if needed, much better to deal with a stand your ground case than a murder-suicide. People get a little funny in the head when you start talking about taking them out of their kid's life permanently.

#40 Thekrakrabbit

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 04:47 AM

The win to win over everyone's trust here is to assure the mom that you have a fun, windowless fan and lots of candy so you and the kid can have lots of fun! She'll practically donate him to you.

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