New Jersey Man Allegedly Pulled Gun on Neighbor Who Farted in His General Direction
Posted 26 June 2012 - 09:32 PM
A 72-year-old Teaneck, New Jersey resident was taken into custody by police last night after he reportedly aimed a gun at a neighbor who farted outside his door.
Daniel Collins and the unidentified victim, 47, live in the same apartment complex, and had apparently been feuding for "some time" over "noise complaints" prior to yesterday's incident.
Posted 26 June 2012 - 11:52 PM
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Posted 27 June 2012 - 12:41 AM
Next thing you know someone is gonna get wasted from inhaling flatulance and chew someones face off, or something.....
Posted 27 June 2012 - 01:42 AM
Posted 27 June 2012 - 02:30 AM
He stood his ground. At the hearing to determine whether stand your ground applies, the alleged "victim" will be checked for skid marks.
Also, they will check for traces of Skittles and Arizona Tea...
Still too soon?
Posted 27 June 2012 - 03:56 AM
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