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The OFFICIAL Juan Cena Wrestling Thread (Don't be fooled by imitations!)


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#121 Ced

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 07:55 PM

Something tells me she was only a step above Jack Tunney and Gorilla Monsoon in terms of authority.

#122 The Great Muta

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 10:53 PM

Ann: "So, Randy Orton didn't pass his third Wellness evaluation. And Sheamus has yet to submit to an evaluation. I am doing the paperwork to suspend and fine Sheamus, processing the release of Orton."
WWE: "No."
Ann: "What do you mean 'no'? Well, according to guidelines, they should—"
WWE: "Mary— Can we call you 'Mary'?"
Ann: "My name is Ann."
WWE: "Mary, you are to not speak of this to anyone. Do you understand?"
Ann: "I am simply doing my job."
WWE: "Mary, this leaks out, and we will expose your affair with Beth Phoenix and Kelly Kelly, and release the sex tape."
Ann: "What affair? What sex tape? What the hell are you talking about!"
WWE: "There will be a tape if this leaks out. Understand? Also: Resign."
Ann: "..."


*Few days later*


Also, from the dirt sheets . . .



#123 advanced

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 12:30 AM

^ :lol:

#124 mykevermin

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 12:52 AM

http://www.electoral...onnecticut.html

Linda's losing ground. Keep your fingers crossed; the future of humanity quality of archival WWF footage is at stake.
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#125 diddy310

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 02:43 AM

Seems like they are still adding guests but the wrestling related lineup for New York Comic Con so far is Kelly Kelly, Bella Twins, Beautiful People, Vader, Jim Duggan, Kevin Nash and Booker T.

Unfortunately I won't get the chance for Maryse and her agent to try to sell me porn. :D

Prefer to spend most of my money in the artist alley at NYCC but might pick up Booker's book to get signed if it isn't too expensive. Saving my autograph money for Christopher Lloyd :D

#126 HydroX

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 03:53 AM

I wonder if Kelly Kelly's agent charged them $10,000 for the appearance.

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#127 Trakan

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 04:01 AM

This week's WWE RAW drew a 2.5 cable rating, with an average of 3,502,000 viewers.

The first hour drew 3,436,000 viewers, the second hour had 3,598,000 viewers and the third and final hour drew 3,472,000 viewers. This was the lowest non-holiday RAW rating in 15 years.


Heh, wow.

#128 Tsel

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 04:29 AM

Unfortunately I won't get the chance for Maryse and her agent to try to sell me porn. :D

Never forget. :applause:

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#129 Purple Flames

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 04:56 AM

I still can't believe K2's real name is Barbie Blank. It's like she's a comic book character that got ironic powers based around her name.

#130 The Great Muta

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 05:01 AM

^ :lol:



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I wonder if Kelly Kelly's agent charged them $10,000 for the appearance.

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Rob Feinstein is a pedophile. I have no sympathy for him or respect for anyone who does business with him.

#131 advanced

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 06:15 AM

Rob Feinstein is a pedophile. I have no sympathy for him or respect for anyone who does business with him.


I was just going to query about this. Glad you cleared it up.

#132 KaneRobot

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 08:59 AM

Yeah, the RF thing baffles me. I know ROH cut ties with him immediately, but he must pay really well, because a lot of supposedly upstanding people are more than willing to do business with that piece of shit child predator.

Heck, it's even a shame beyond that because he fucking sucks as an interviewer as well. The Kayfabe Commentary guys put out stuff that is always significantly more well produced.

#133 axlrose4183

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 11:43 AM

Hopefully the Raw rating keeps dropping, I tuned in at 7 and had to sit and watch that horrible promo with Punk/AJ/Bryan/Ziggler that lasted OVER 30 minutes. Then I changed it to the Bears/Cowboys game. If it keeps dropping maybe they will try something new and get an edge back. The whole thing at the end where Bryan was saying I'm the tag team champion, then Punk is going I'm the world champion and Ziggler going I'm the money in the bank and then AJ starting to scream was soooo bad. It was like a scene from some live action kids show my son would watch on Nick. Then again WWE is basically G rated for kids now, not sure why adults even watch anymore.

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#134 pitfallharry219

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 11:56 AM

I'm sure Vince will blame the low rating on no Cena, so we'll get extra Cena next week.

#135 Scorch

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 12:30 PM

The list of things edited from Raw on Hulu this week is a long one

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#136 007

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 12:36 PM

In fairness, though, the ratings generally tend to hit their lowest non-holiday levels when Cena isn't there. We can hate him all we want, but let's not forget there's a reason he's the focal point.

The real issue is that, yes, WWE will gives us extra Cena and not see the bigger picture problem of them still not having a Cena successor. Orton's a lost cause, Sheamus is mediocre, Punk doesn't appeal to the Cena crowd in the same way, and they've basically buried everyone else. I hope it's a wake-up call, but I know it won't be. Cena is down for less than a month... god forbid, but what happens if he gets grievously injured? What does WWE do then? That's the scary part, knowing there's no contingency plan.

They've got the talent to carry a company, but they've all been booked so poorly that they struggle to do so. Plus, in the interest of pleasing Cena fans, the three guys that could step up (Punk, Bryan, Ziggler) are hamstrung by the fact that the fans that would boost them to the company-carrying level simply aren't watching anymore.

It's a problem without a solution right now. Which is, frankly, why I've stopped watching entirely. WWE '13 is really going to be my only real WWE exposure this year. If WWE changes, I'll be back... but I'm not holding my breath on that being anytime soon.

#137 JJSP

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 03:41 PM

Cena in 2012 is pretty much Hogan in '93, nearing the end of his run with no real successor. Hope everyone is ready for the return of Knuckleball Schwartz.

#138 Habbler

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 05:55 PM

We Want Ryder!

#139 HydroX

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 07:10 PM

We Juant Juan!

#140 The Great Muta

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 07:22 PM

As someone who wants to see WWE sweat (if not fail), I welcome the day when an injury forces John Cena to retire and WWE shits themselves for realizing that they have put all of their eggs in one basket. (Ya gotta diversify your methods of income, yo.)

However, The Miz could be WWE's next big face if they let him. How funny it is to type out those words, huh? The way wrasslin works is weird.

#141 Scorch

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 08:04 PM

WWE 13 DLC leaked. Guys. BRIAN. PILLMAN. DDP. GANGREL. CHAINSAW CHARLIE.

Must buy.

Current Era: AJ Lee and Damien Sandow (already announced), Antonio Cesaro, Drew McIntyre, Layla, Natalya, Ryback, Tensai, The Usos (Jimmy & Jey), Yoshi Tatsu.

Attitude Era: Mike Tyson (pre-order bonus), Brian Pillman, Chainsaw Charlie (Terry Funk), Diamond Dallas Page, Gangrel, Goldust, Rikishi, Too Cool (Scotty 2 Hotty & Grandmaster Sexay), Ministry of Darkness Undertaker, Val Venis.

In addition, more content will be included as DLC such as Ministry Undertaker Attire, Brock Lesnar's Kimura Lock and John Cena's 2004 United States Spinner Title. More details about Downloadable Content and the yearly "Fan Axxess" coming soon.


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#142 HydroX

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 08:06 PM

I'm curious which DDP that will be. I just hope it's not a bad thing....

#143 pitfallharry219

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 08:09 PM

DDP sticks out like a sore thumb in an Attitude-era DLC pack. Is he the only "WCW" guy in the game?

#144 Habbler

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 08:15 PM

TONIGHT: It's CHAMPION vs. CHAMPION! WWE Champion CM Punk faces World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus on the premiere of WWE Main Event, at 8/7 CT on Ion Television!


I completely forgot about the Tuesday night show that was starting up.

#145 pitfallharry219

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 08:16 PM

I completely forgot about the Tuesday night show that was starting up.


Did you forget about the Wednesday show?

#146 Habbler

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 08:18 PM

LOL. Too much WWE, and I had a day off from work this week so I lost track of what day is what haha. Shame we are getting main event on ION and not NXT.

#147 The Great Muta

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 08:27 PM

Rib tape or bust.


DDP sticks out like a sore thumb in an Attitude-era DLC pack. Is he the only "WCW" guy in the game?



I might consider buying WWE 13 if they add heel turn, mid-1990s Chris Jericho (with Ralphus), Scott Hall and Kevin Nash in WCW debut attire (jean vest, stripe shirt), and Dean Malenko in Ciclope attire.

And Bunkhouse Buck in Bunkhouse Buck attire and Jack Swagger, Sr. attire.

#148 Scorch

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:17 PM

The character models of the DLC guys look miles above the default roster.

DDP
Ryback
Cesaro
Gangrel (missing his glasses :( )
Sandow
Pillman (I'm still marking out)
AJ
Too Cool

The rest

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#149 Ced

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 01:31 AM

Disappointed at the lack of rib tape DDP. He would also need the going into the crowd celebration but that would just be hard to watch with all the clipping that would be guaranteed by the cracked crew they have at the moment.

#150 mykevermin

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 01:46 AM

Disappointed that it's double-double-ee DDP, not WCW "I'm the guitar-player-from-Poison" haired DDP.

$11 sez he gets his shitty WWE theme, too. Nothing says "Attitude Era" like DDP from the biker-undertaker era.
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