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#361 The Crotch

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 07:15 PM

There are already drop ships with magical heal beams, no?

My favourite part about that is how they combined the medic and the dropship so that medics could follow reapers up cliffs.

Fucking reapers. Of all the 1% of games where a reaper is actually fucking made, exactly zero of them have reapers getting healed by medivacs. Hell, Blizzard wants to give them high-ground vision and health regen in HotS, the two things that medivacs could theoretically provide.

And yet, it still isn't as weird as hellions being able to transform into bio. Bizarre from a "how the Fuck does that work" angle, and from a "what the Fuck are you trying to accomplish" perspective. It just makes bioballs better (hellions can synergize with medivacs) and pure mech worse (where you're less likely to have medivacs, and now archons can Fuck battle hellions up).

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#362 linkpwns

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 07:19 PM

Here you go hank


No I'd rather not let people know I just unlocked an achievement for jacking off to a dog chained up like a japanese girl being walked in a park as 5 guys cum on her.

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#363 whoknows

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 07:33 PM

So I played about 2 hours of Leon's Campaign in RE6 in Co-Op.

Resident Evil 6 is a bad game. I think there was a sequence where we were barricaded and told to "Eliminate all Enemies" three times in a row. The over the topness was all cheesy fun like RE4 and RE5, but the gameplay was just a mix of every bad mechanic of every multi-million dollar selling game.

That R1 melee ability is godlike compared to any of the firearms/melee weapons. This makes knife swiping pretty damn useless. I also called Leon, "Action Leon." Freaking slide, roll, dodge and dive out of the way controls are hilarious for this kind of a game.


Dodging and melee were in 4 and 5, you just had to wait for the button to come up, besides there is a stamina bar for melee, so you can't just rely on melee otherwise your character will get tired. Takes 3-5 hits to kill an enemy with melee. Can kill them much faster by shooting them.

Why wouldn't you melee a zombie anyway? Not like they've ever been a threat, just gotta power walk away. I've always found it strange that if you were out of ammo in the earlier games you couldn't melee. These people are supposed to be highly trained, and yet they were helpless without a weapon.

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#364 hankmecrankme

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 07:36 PM

We should invent an achievement system for looking at porn.

This is a great idea. Internet Explorer achivements. ^__^

Just Getting Started = 5 points - Commit your first illegal download.
Gone Phishing = 10 points - Got phished.
Come And Come Again = 25 points - Come two times during the same porn video.
You Spin Me Right Round = 50 points - Set your boss's homepage to Meatspin. (no I'm not typing in the address because I'd probably get banned. ^__^)
Seriously /b/tarded = 100 points = Survive a full 24 hour day of /b/ on 4chan.

No I'd rather not let people know I just unlocked an achievement for jacking off to a japanese girl chained up like a dog being walked in a park as 5 guys piss on her.

I've earned that one too. Also earned the one where people link you to a dude having a glass jar break inside of his asshole. . . Not cool.

I'll just sum it all up, the Internet is fucking SCARY!!

So I played about 2 hours of Leon's Campaign in RE6 in Co-Op.

Resident Evil 6 is a bad game. I think there was a sequence where we were barricaded and told to "Eliminate all Enemies" three times in a row. The over the topness was all cheesy fun like RE4 and RE5, but the gameplay was just a mix of every bad mechanic of every multi-million dollar selling game.

That R1 melee ability is godlike compared to any of the firearms/melee weapons. This makes knife swiping pretty damn useless. I also called Leon, "Action Leon." Freaking slide, roll, dodge and dive out of the way controls are hilarious for this kind of a game.


Sounds amazing to me. ^__^

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#365 The Crotch

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 07:36 PM

No but seriously.

It's a landmine, right? It walks around then it burrows and you can blow it up when someone walks over it.

But it also shoots out these really powerful missiles, so it's a landmine that can shoot, like, buildings. And the missiles are actually way better than blowing the mine up. And since it's burrowed you need a detector but the missiles auto-target cloaked units so I'd have to keep my observers way the Fuck away from them anyway.

Who the Fuck puts a rocket launcher on a landmine?

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#366 The Crotch

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 07:40 PM

No really, who the Fuck puts a rocket launcher on a landmine?

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#367 whoknows

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 07:42 PM

Me. It works well.

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#368 Indignate

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 07:48 PM

Apparently indignate sent me a message on XBl that consisted of shots shots shots.


That was just supposed to be between you and me.

#369 whoknows

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 07:50 PM

I hear Joel got the same message.

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#370 Indignate

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 07:54 PM

I hear Joel got the same message.


That was just supposed to be between you and him.

#371 whoknows

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 07:59 PM

I hear Uraizen got a message from you that he couldn't listen to.

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#372 hankmecrankme

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 07:59 PM

Shots shots shots shots sha shots.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#373 Indignate

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 08:02 PM

I hear Uraizen got a message from you that he couldn't listen to.


So do you just spill everything that people tell you in confidence?

#374 whoknows

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 08:05 PM

I wasn't told. I heard.

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#375 hankmecrankme

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 08:11 PM

Big difference.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#376 j-cart

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 08:21 PM

Dodging and melee were in 4 and 5, you just had to wait for the button to come up, besides there is a stamina bar for melee, so you can't just rely on melee otherwise your character will get tired. Takes 3-5 hits to kill an enemy with melee. Can kill them much faster by shooting them.

Why wouldn't you melee a zombie anyway? Not like they've ever been a threat, just gotta power walk away. I've always found it strange that if you were out of ammo in the earlier games you couldn't melee. These people are supposed to be highly trained, and yet they were helpless without a weapon.



RE4 and 5 had that Japanese style gaming feel. Heavy movements, slow mechanics and the such. I enjoyed the fact that the only way to do certain moves was because you staggered the enemy. From playing a RE5 again and then going to RE6, it is a complete control change. Surprising and unwelcomed change for me. My hands were ready for some RE5 style gaming, not callofdutygearsofwarstreetfighteraddfest. I was dispatching zombies with two or three melee hits, while it was taking 5-6 shots to drop a zombie with my pistol. Well at least we got ourselves a Resident Evil that allows you to shoot and move at the same time :D

Now that I get this RPG Resident Evil, I can only imagine the end game is going to be hilariously awesome. I expect some people out there to bust out some Vanquish style videos. Still don't get why I HAVE to "Eliminate all Enemies" in a Resident Evil game :(

#377 hankmecrankme

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:10 PM

"points to GGT title"

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#378 whoknows

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:21 PM

RE4 and 5 had that Japanese style gaming feel. Heavy movements, slow mechanics and the such. I enjoyed the fact that the only way to do certain moves was because you staggered the enemy. From playing a RE5 again and then going to RE6, it is a complete control change. Surprising and unwelcomed change for me. My hands were ready for some RE5 style gaming, not callofdutygearsofwarstreetfighteraddfest. I was dispatching zombies with two or three melee hits, while it was taking 5-6 shots to drop a zombie with my pistol. Well at least we got ourselves a Resident Evil that allows you to shoot and move at the same time :D

Now that I get this RPG Resident Evil, I can only imagine the end game is going to be hilariously awesome. I expect some people out there to bust out some Vanquish style videos. Still don't get why I HAVE to "Eliminate all Enemies" in a Resident Evil game :(


Maybe I was playing on Veteran then, because 3 hits will just get the enemy to fall on the floor, they still get up after that if you don't get them again while they're on the floor.

And RE5 was half Gears of War styled though. Just with the worst cover system I've ever played in a game. Your character didn't even put their back to the wall straight. I know the cover system isn't great in RE6, but the one in RE5 definitely came off as a last minute decision with no effort put into it.

RE4 and 5 had RPG elements as much as this one, just this time you're picking up skill points and upgrading and buying skills instead of picking up money and upgrading and buying weapons.

Walking and shooting is good though. It would have been crazy if they still didn't have that in this one :-P

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#379 Rai Rai

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:29 PM

"points to GGT title"


/me Wipes booger on your shirt

#380 Indignate

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:39 PM

No more feeding the troll, k guys?

#381 whoknows

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:42 PM

No one gave you food though.

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#382 gunnm

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:45 PM

Just got back from the gun range I pretended I was Chris Redfield fighting zombies and wasn't afraid of anything.

#383 Rai Rai

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:46 PM

No more feeding the troll, k guys?


Which one?

#384 gunnm

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:48 PM

RE4 and 5 had that Japanese style gaming feel. Heavy movements, slow mechanics and the such. :(

People ask for moving and shooting you give it to them and its shit on. :booty:

#385 Indignate

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:49 PM

Which one?


The fat one.

#386 Rei no Otaku

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:56 PM

Still don't get why I HAVE to "Eliminate all Enemies" in a Resident Evil game :(

You think that's bad. Wait until you get to the mission where you have to "destroy the AA guns." Shit is terribad.

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#387 gunnm

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:58 PM

I just beat that part. I had fun. ^__^

#388 whoknows

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:59 PM

Me too. Jumping on those monsters was fun.

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#389 gunnm

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 10:01 PM

How the guy on the radio knew its organs were inside of that little spikey thing I pulled out of it is beyond me but I did not question his judgment and proceeded to kill some BOW's.

The grasshopper j'avos were some ugly looking things I did a double take when I first saw one

#390 Rai Rai

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 10:06 PM

The fat one.


Which one?