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#451 guinaevere

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:04 PM

freaking pimon. i've never met you and I hate you intensely.
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#452 Indignate

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:08 PM

Back to that Starcraft crap.

Is the matchmaking really broken? I mean, I don't want to play for cereal but I don't want to get wreaked either and I don't want to play against the whack AI cuz it's whack.

Should I just continue to not care about wanting to play any kind of Starcraft ever?

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#453 The Crotch

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:11 PM

Who ever said matchmaking was broken?

Also, what's a "pimon"?

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#454 Indignate

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:12 PM

The dude in the last post of your Starcraft thread.

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#455 The Crotch

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:17 PM

Oh. Well, having never been in the bronze league, I really couldn't say what the percentage of it is shitty players and what percentage of it is decent players that just tanked their MMR to Fuck around in bronze. But even if you do end up in bronze, I can guarantee you that there are enough shitty players or Gheeds or whatever down at the bottom to raise your MMR to the point where you'll pretty much never see any higher-level players bottom-feeding.

So... yeah, the matchmaking is fine.

EDIT: Gheed is a fairly infamous SC2 ladder player - can't remember how good he actually was, but Not Godawful - who tanked his MMR down to the lowest of the low so that he could worker rush every single game and record the results. He won a surprisingly large amount of games and angered a surprisingly large amount of people. He has an awesome series of blogs on TL.net.

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#456 Indignate

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:18 PM

What's a Gheed?

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#457 The Crotch

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:24 PM

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#458 hankmecrankme

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:31 PM

Fuck yeah, steaks. Then more mayhem in Sleeping Dawgs, dawg.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#459 Indignate

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:31 PM

...yeah you're going to have to explain that with words.

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#460 The Crotch

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:36 PM

EDIT: Gheed is a fairly infamous SC2 ladder player - can't remember how good he actually was, but Not Godawful - who tanked his MMR down to the lowest of the low so that he could worker rush every single game and record the results. He won a surprisingly large amount of games and angered a surprisingly large amount of people. He has an awesome series of blogs on TL.net.

MMR is your matchmaker ranking. Or rating. Or whatever the Fuck. It's the hidden number that goes up and down depending on your performance that determines what range of players you will meet on the ladder.

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#461 guinaevere

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:43 PM

crotch, pimon is a named skag in borderlands 2 who is part of a challenge. he has yet to spawn in my game, despite many hours of farming.

edit- sorry. pimon is a stalker, tumba is the skag. tumba will spawn about 30% of the time for me. but he's worthless without pimon.
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#462 Indignate

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:44 PM

Why...why does that work?

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#463 The Crotch

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:53 PM

Why...why does that work?

That particular abyss is deep and dark as any I've encountered. If you want to stare, I suggest you start here.

crotch, pimon is a named skag in borderlands 2 who is part of a challenge. he has yet to spawn in my game, despite many hours of farming.

edit- sorry. pimon is a stalker, tumba is the skag. tumba will spawn about 30% of the time for me. but he's worthless without pimon.

Stalkers are The Worst Thing, anyway. God damn I hated those things.

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#464 Indignate

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 11:15 PM

That particular abyss is deep and dark as any I've encountered. If you want to stare, I suggest you start here.


That's...that's so fuckin stupid.

And people play this game in a professional setting?

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#465 The Crotch

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 11:25 PM

That's...that's so fuckin stupid.

And people play this game in a professional setting?

My favourite bit is from part three:

I would use the portrait of Dr. Ariel Hanson until the Dark Voice is obtained, so as to disguise my number of wins from my opponent. I noticed that it became easy to detect enemy worker rushers because they would use portraits that were rewards for 250+ games.

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I… may need to amend this clause.




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#466 Indignate

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 11:28 PM

Are actual games of Starcraft as entertaining as reading those blog post?

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#467 luxuria

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 11:49 PM

That particular abyss is deep and dark as any I've encountered. If you want to stare, I suggest you start here.

Stalkers are The Worst Thing, anyway. God damn I hated those things.


You had me at boxxybabee.

#468 The Crotch

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 11:53 PM

I've got to give the edge to the Gheed blogs, if only because the third one reminds me of this Onion video:


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#469 Indignate

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 11:55 PM

It's like Whoknows talking to himself

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#470 hankmecrankme

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:00 AM

Agreed.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#471 panzerfaust

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:05 AM

crotch beat spec ops i need to vent

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#472 Indignate

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:07 AM

This is now my favorite game ever.



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If I don't get a million dollars in unmarked bills and a Cessna with enough fuel to get to Cuba, you better bet your ass that I'm gonna float over here and wait for you to kill me. Just fucking try me.


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#473 The Crotch

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:16 AM

crotch beat spec ops i need to vent

But... but first I need to download and install Spec Ops...

You played Hotline Miami first, right? I think I wanna go straight from Spec Ops to that to see if we have opposite impressions of the two games.

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#474 Indignate

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:19 AM

How long does Spec Ops take to beat? I've heard 8 hours and that feels like too much time to devote to a mediocre shooter, regardless of what happens in the story.

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#475 The Crotch

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:26 AM

I've heard 8 hours and that feels like too much time to devote to a mediocre shooter, regardless of what happens in the story.

Hope you never played Mass Effect, then.

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#476 Indignate

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:28 AM

Silly Crotch, that's a RPG.

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#477 panzerfaust

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:35 AM

i dont think it's possible to dislike hotline miami.

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#478 hankmecrankme

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:53 AM

Hotline Miami would've been amazing 20 years ago. Shit would've been banned everywhere.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#479 CaptainJoel

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:59 AM

Thanks for the Bad Rats, Uraizen <3

#480 BlueScrote

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:50 AM

Started AC3 tonight. I'm not really feeling it though. Something just feels..off.