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The "Dear God, Take-Two, No More Yukes" Wrestling Thread


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#61 JP

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:11 AM

I nominate this thread to be renamed as "The Dear God, John Cena ruined another Pay Per View Wrestling thread".

And to add insult to injury they add a bunch of fireworks. I might cry.

I like the thread title idea. They had to give him the fireworks, how else are we supposed to know that Cena is amazing without the extra fireworks? They showed Rock's family. Definitely winning.

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#62 Spyder187

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:12 AM

I miss the Godfather. One of the most entertaining gimmicks and dude really was a damn good wrassler.

On a side note, I agree with pitfallharry. Cena really needed that win. Nothing like the push from the Rumble to really elevate a guy to a fan favorite headliner. Hopefully the fans will really get behind the guy and maybe even creative won't drop the ball with him......
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#63 The Great Muta

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:14 AM

On a side note, I agree with pitfallharry. Cena really needed that win. Nothing like the push from the Rumble to really elevate a guy to a fan favorite headliner. Hopefully the fans will really get behind the guy and maybe even creative won't drop the ball with him......



John Cena could be this generation's Mikey Whipwreck if creative gives him a proper push. Just a straight-up underdog who is due for a title run.

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:14 AM

Storyline wise, the only way Punk would keep the title is if Heyman got Lesnar to come in. Then you can keep the belt on Punk until Elimination chamber, Rock wins that. Then you can throw Lesnar in at Taker somehow. Playup the UFC confrontation, about neither of them knowing how to stay out of other people's business. Some crap. Just as convoluted as WWE booking.

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:15 AM

I thought the CHAMP was supposed to come out last? Dwayne's ego is doing the Ryback chant... FEED ME MOARRRRRRRR...
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#66 Spyder187

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:17 AM

John Cena could be this generation's Mikey Whipwreck if creative gives him a proper push. Just a straight-up underdog who is due for a title run.


All this talk is reminding me of Rocky..... Maybe if this Cena guy gets over the WWE Studios can do a Rocky remake and let him star in it!!!!! That would definitely put some assess in some seats.
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#67 JP

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:17 AM

I thought the CHAMP was supposed to come out last? Dwayne's ego is doing the Ryback chant... FEED ME MOARRRRRRRR...

It's something everyone bitches about everytime it happens, even though the Champ coming out last hasn't been the standard for a while.

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#68 KaneRobot

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:19 AM

I thought the CHAMP was supposed to come out last?=.

This has never been a constant in wrestling. Ever. Look at Wrestlemania 5 for christsake. Boxing and UFC, yes. Not wrestling.

It's more of a "rule" that the heel comes out first, and even that isn't by any means a guarantee.

If it bugs you...at least Rock was introduced first once they were both out there.
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#69 Genocidal

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:21 AM

Assuming Rock wins tonight, they've pissed away 427 days of booking. Whoever finally beats Punk for the title gets a huge rub.
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#70 Demolition Man

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:21 AM

Thankfully the WWE is pretty much killing any interest I have in Mania this year just by having Cena win the Rumble.

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#71 The Great Muta

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:23 AM

All this talk is reminding me of Rocky..... Maybe if this Cena guy gets over the WWE Studios can do a Rocky remake and let him star in it!!!!! That would definitely put some assess in some seats.



I would watch a Dwayne Johnson biopic with John Cena as the star.

#72 KaneRobot

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:23 AM

LOL at the dueling "Boots to asses" / "Knees to faces" chant.
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:25 AM

I just saw "shirt dude". There's no question about it: Lesner is coming out.

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#74 Spyder187

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:26 AM

I would watch a Dwayne Johnson biopic with John Cena as the star.


Guest starring Mike "The Miz" Mizzanin as Peter Johnson?
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#75 JP

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:29 AM

I just saw "shirt dude". There's no question about it: Lesner is coming out.

Shirt dude has been at PPVs Lesnar hasn't been at right?

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#76 The Great Muta

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:31 AM

Guest starring Mike "The Miz" Mizzanin as Peter Johnson?



Whi "Sheamus" Te as a co-star as Rodney Anoa'i.

#77 Demolition Man

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:36 AM

Looks like we got a table spot perfect for Botchamania.

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#78 KaneRobot

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:36 AM

Man I always think that's going to happen every time they both stand on a table. Good thing neither one fucked themselves up.
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#79 Genocidal

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:37 AM

That's what he gets for messing with the Spanish announce table. Punk respected the table and didn't take it as bad as Rock did.
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#80 JP

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:40 AM

This is worse than a Lesnar run in.

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#81 Genocidal

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:40 AM

The Brood!
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#82 KaneRobot

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:41 AM

Well, there ya go. Pretty cool. Delaying the inevitable, but cool.

...unless someone comes out to restart it? It's kind of early.


Edit - yeah.
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#83 mitch079

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:42 AM

The look on the fans' faces is priceless.

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#84 JP

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:43 AM

Restarting the match?

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#85 KaneRobot

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:44 AM

The funnest thing ever would be if Punk won now, cleanly.
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#86 JP

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:45 AM

The funnest thing ever would be if Punk won now, cleanly.

I agree.

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#87 mitch079

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:46 AM

Nah, the funniest thing would be Punk taking the belt and a countout loss. Edit: misread that.

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:47 AM

Ouch...kind of sucks for Punk he had to go down to the joke move rather than a "finisher."
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#89 Demolition Man

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:47 AM

Stupid dumb Fuck shit.

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#90 JP

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:47 AM

Well we all knew this was the outcome as soon as Cena won the Rumble.

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