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GGT 217 will work 3 jobs just to buy a PS4 and every launch title. It's worth it.


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#1 hankmecrankme

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 07:39 PM

Nine hundred and ninety nine US dollars. :drool: Totally worth it when you're playing everything in Ultra HD @ 240 FPS. 8-)

PS4 Announced Features
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-No used games or used peripherals. Stop killing the industry, assholes.

-Fingerprint readers built into controllers. Get your own, prick! They are only $99.99, great value!

-Playstation Sauron Eye has a built in retina scanner. Better buy your own content too, dickheads. For your eyes only, stop letting your friends steal game cutscenes and movies with their eyes.

-Integrates with Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, and NeoGAF accounts witht he new PlayStation Social Media Network! Now the whole world will be able to keep up with your gaming habits and rants! All posts, tweets, twats, and anything else contributed by you to the Playstation Social Media Network become the registered trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment.*

-Built in credit card reader gives us faster access to your money you extreme ease in purchasing PlayStation Plus Gold, Platinum, or Diamond subscriptions, and any and (hopefully) all enhanced game content add-on downloads and PlayStation Network Arcade games. Just slide it in!

-It'll have Ridge Racer at launch. Remember that one? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge Racerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

*Requires PlayStation Plus Gold, Platinum, or Diamond.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#2 gunnm

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 07:41 PM

If it can play used games it'll be worth it

#3 hankmecrankme

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 07:45 PM

If it can play used games it'll be worth it


Nope, no used games. PS4 is so advanced, you can't even use used peripherals with it. Stop buying used controllers, assholes. You're killing the industry. [-(

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#4 corrosivefrost

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 07:48 PM

Nope, no used games. PS4 is so advanced, you can't even use used peripherals with it. Stop buying used controllers, assholes. You're killing the industry. [-(


I can't wait for it to integrate into facebook and post my rants about random shit regarding the game I'm currently playing! Day one for that feature; I don't know how I ever lived without it.

I also felt like I was missing out paying for XBL Gold, so I can't wait to be forced to pay for online play! Sign me up! :bouncy:

#5 gunnm

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 07:49 PM

Fingerprint ID'd game controllers that shut down when someone else uses them
fucking brilliant

#6 hankmecrankme

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 07:50 PM

I can't wait for it to integrate into facebook and post my rants about random shit regarding the game I'm currently playing! Day one for that feature; I don't know how I ever lived without it.

I also felt like I was missing out paying for XBL Gold, so I can't wait to be forced to pay for online play! Sign me up! :bouncy:


It also integrates with Twitter and NeoGAF accounts, so you can go on rants in 3 separate places at once. But that feature requires PlayStation Plus Gold, Platinum, or Diamond. Totally worth it.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#7 corrosivefrost

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 07:57 PM

Fingerprint ID'd game controllers that shut down when someone else uses them
fucking brilliant


SOP protocol! MGS is running my PS4 doe.

It also integrates with Twitter and NeoGAF accounts, so you can go on rants in 3 separate places at once. But that feature requires PlayStation Plus Gold, Platinum, or Diamond. Totally worth it.


Hell, how could it NOT be?

#8 j-cart

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 07:59 PM

Guys, we all know that to use the PS4 you need to have a bank account tied to the console.

#9 hankmecrankme

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 08:06 PM

Fucking Nanomachines, how do they work?

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#10 Krymner

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 08:13 PM

This will all be worth it to play the new Ridge Racer.

#11 gunnm

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 08:22 PM

SOP protocol! MGS is running my PS4 doe.



I love how MGR tries to include shit that happened from the MGS world into this game every now and then.

#12 mrspicytacoman

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 08:32 PM

I'm gunna preorder an extra Sauron eye

Oh yea guys
Don't forget to preorder your exclusive Dead Space 3 watches
as worn by issac clarke

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#13 hankmecrankme

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 08:32 PM

USPS is incompetent.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#14 luxuria

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 08:40 PM

I could have sworn Cracker Jack tasted better. Haven't had 'em in years. At least I got a pencil topper.

Spoiler
Hell yeah.

Can't wait to see the Playstation Kinect.

#15 corrosivefrost

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 08:41 PM

I'm gunna preorder an extra Sauron eye


Holy shite, you broke the code. The next playstation will be called Barad-dûr, since it will be the home of the eye of Sauron. :lol:

I love how MGR tries to include shit that happened from the MGS world into this game every now and then.


There's a ton of stuff if you just use the codecs in the first mission until they repeat their short non-info blurbs.

USPS is incompetent.


Yup.

#16 panzerfaust

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 08:41 PM

I cannot even begin to wrap my head around how bad DmC turned out to be.

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#17 luxuria

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 08:49 PM

I have no idea how the heck to embed tweets onto CAG, but:



#18 The Crotch

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 08:50 PM

I cannot even begin to wrap my head around how bad DmC turned out to be.

So bad it stole your avatar?

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#19 gunnm

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:03 PM

I have no idea how the heck to embed tweets onto CAG, but:

What a waste of a kojima autograph. I would take my MGS 1 game

#20 corrosivefrost

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:07 PM

So bad it stole your avatar?


It tankfisted his avatar to obliteration.

#21 gunnm

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:07 PM

There's a ton of stuff if you just use the codecs in the first mission until they repeat their short non-info blurbs.



Oh I never talked to anybody on the codec

#22 hankmecrankme

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:12 PM

I cannot even begin to wrap my head around how bad DmC turned out to be.

It's great, isn't it?

I have no idea how the heck to embed tweets onto CAG, but:

lol Awesome.

What a waste of a kojima autograph. I would take my MGS 1 game

I'd have him sign a copy of Snatcher.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#23 gunnm

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:13 PM

Imma buy this
http://www.uniqlo.co...t/076109-00-006

#24 luxuria

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:14 PM



Google Glass.

#PS4

#25 corrosivefrost

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:19 PM

Oh I never talked to anybody on the codec


Aren't you a metal gear fanatic? Other than not buying a PS3 to play MGS4, I mean...

I should think you'd be all about "oh, let me talk to these people on the codec!".
That's where most of the "story" is, just like a normal MGS game; they really nailed that aspect.

#26 gunnm

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:26 PM

Aren't you a metal gear fanatic? Other than not buying a PS3 to play MGS4, I mean...

I should think you'd be all about "oh, let me talk to these people on the codec!".
That's where most of the "story" is, just like a normal MGS game; they really nailed that aspect.

I didn't know they went that far with the codec I'll start then.

How far are you? I've tried replaying every part with stealth and if I can't do it I just give up and kill everyone in that section. I'm on chapter 03 or case w/e.

#27 corrosivefrost

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:30 PM

I didn't know they went that far with the codec I'll start then.

How far are you? I've tried replaying every part with stealth and if I can't do it I just give up and kill everyone in that section. I'm on chapter 03 or case w/e.


I'm in chapter 01, just reached
Spoiler

The amount of info in the codecs is nuts.
The one you can use to save is annoying if you want to hear everything, cause you have to deal with the save prompt before you get the rest of her convo every time.

#28 gunnm

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:31 PM

The opposite of paramedic where she yammers on about every horror movie made before you save.

Destroy every camera for a trophy

#29 mrspicytacoman

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:58 PM

The opposite of paramedic where she yammers on about every horror movie made before you save.

Destroy every camera for a trophy

Godzilla isn't a horror movie, brostradamus

Neither is James Bond, Dr. Strangelove, or 20,000 leagues.
Don't diss the medic
She had a broad selection of movies to pull from

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#30 Indignate

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 10:01 PM

I cannot even begin to wrap my head around how bad DmC turned out to be.


It knocked you unconscious for several weeks?

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I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.