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#271 Action!

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 10:08 PM

I'll see if there's a spell for that in here.

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#272 hankmecrankme

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 10:21 PM

I'd be down with 3S tonight, Hanky :D

Sweet, hit me up whenever you're feeling it. 8 PM or so?

i wanna share my cock with someone. any takers?

Ask this guy.

So this lady called me today about some dumbassjob I applied for delivering fruit baskets or some shit.

She calls me while im driving to dekalb, and says she can't hear me very well.
I say oh well, im driving on the highway so maybe...
she interrupts,
(snotty voice)
"are you holding the phone correctly?"
"uh what?"
"are you talking directly into the phone"?
(how the Fuck else do you hold on to a phone, how would I be hearing you?)
"let me call you back when I get out of the car, thanks."
the job search continues

lol What a dumb cunt. I would've told her that too. Fuck you, bitch. Don't insult my intelligence. [-(

Then I'd Danza slap her across the face.

I finally got my Wizard's Companion, someone be happy for me.

I'm happy. ^__^

I willl be happy for u when i get laid

Dude, make an account here. Seriously.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#273 mrspicytacoman

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 10:29 PM

I would've been like whatever. i need money
But I know for a fact that someone just quit after two days
because they called me before and said they filled the position.
She called me today and told me that dude didnt work out
gotta put 2 and 2 together.

I still think about that job I had to pass up as a security guard in dekalb.
Playing video games all night at some factory for 11 bucks an hour
fuuuuucccckkk

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#274 mrspicytacoman

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 10:52 PM

lol thanks hank
now I have "date black women" google ads on the niu computer

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#275 The Crotch

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 10:54 PM

Google is convinced that I am either a man looking for a Korean or Russian bride or a 40-year-old-woman with a taste for college students.

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#276 hankmecrankme

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 11:02 PM

I adblock the Fuck out of everything, so I don't get to see that shit. :booty:

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#277 hankmecrankme

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 11:04 PM

I would've been like whatever. i need money
But I know for a fact that someone just quit after two days
because they called me before and said they filled the position.
She called me today and told me that dude didnt work out
gotta put 2 and 2 together.

I still think about that job I had to pass up as a security guard in dekalb.
Playing video games all night at some factory for 11 bucks an hour
fuuuuucccckkk

Missed out on that sweet job. And yes, definitely a warning when a dude leaves in 2 days. Not worth it.

lol thanks hank
now I have "date black women" google ads on the niu computer

Those fucking NIU PCs were junk last time I used one. How you gonna get a 20" LCD and run it 800 x 600? Ugly.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#278 mrspicytacoman

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 11:08 PM

I adblock the Fuck out of everything, so I don't get to see that shit. :booty:

Your missin out brah
I got a date with Latisha in Harlem tonight

The worst part about the niu computers is the film of sticky goo
all over the keyboards
and yes these pieces of shit are old.
When the computer Im using was built I was in the 8th grade.
I'm 21 god dammit

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#279 The Crotch

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 11:13 PM

Shit, I can't believe I forgot: not shivering anymore is a sign of severe hypothermia. Jesus, that's one of those things I should remember. It's kinda like how not sweating is a symptom of heatstroke. Severely hypothermic individuals may also feel like they are overheating and, unfortunately, strip off their clothes in an attempt to cool down.

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#280 BlueScrote

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 11:25 PM

I love how there was like 2 pages discussing shivering mechanics in a video game versus real life.

Almost intrigues me to buy the game at some point and time.

#281 SinOfHeart

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 12:04 AM

I love how there was like 2 pages discussing shivering mechanics in a video game versus real life.

Almost intrigues me to buy the game at some point and time.


Even though there was that discussion I think everyone who's commented on it so far have agreed the game is really enjoyable, and hey that was like 2 pages of dedicated gaming talk.

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#282 dothog

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 12:06 AM

Petra is the God-King of Wonders if you get a good location. A shitload of desert hills surrounded by mountains? Might as well just restart that game the second I get Petra; game's already won.

Yeah, IMO the game is broke where deserts are concerned. Because if you get a desert start for your cap with at 4+ desert tiles, it's too easy to land Desert Folklore in your pantheon (you've got a good shot if you prioritize faith) and Petra (if you beeline Currency as you should).

I mean, Arabia is ridiculous. You get a shot at the above desert benefits, you get Camel Archers (which are nearly as good as keshiks), you double your luxuries through Bazaars, and you get extra gold from trade routes? I don't even bother experimenting with ICS with Arabia because that shit is so clearly OP. It's not even challenging without ICS, I've played Arabia mostly tall and stomped people. No other civs have any cash because I'm bleeding them dry with my excess luxuries. Even when they hate me, I'll sell at the cut rate and still bleed them. It's dumb.

Usually if I want deserts I take Persia. They're very strong but not Arabia levels of OP. Again, though, deserts are broke. Desert Folklore, especially. It's bullshit...and though I love to abuse it, I'd happily give it up, it just bugs me how busted that is. They should make it something like "Oasis Folklore," where just oasis tiles provide +1 or +2 faith (depending on how it balances out).
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#283 hankmecrankme

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 12:10 AM

I sense a theme.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#284 hankmecrankme

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 12:30 AM

My nephew is playing Just Cause 2. He attached his grappling hook to a truck then a plane, then proceeded to fly the plane. The truck got stuck and pulled his plane down. Was the funniest shit I've seen all day. Plane was upside down and on fire.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#285 mrspicytacoman

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 12:32 AM

i fucking love tecate

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#286 corrosivefrost

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 12:40 AM

Funny that the three amigos named after beer are all jobless.

#287 Mega Man

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 12:41 AM

thanks for stealing my joke frost
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#288 corrosivefrost

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 12:44 AM

thanks for stealing my joke frost
god


Kind obvious, but still funny doe.

#289 hankmecrankme

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 12:51 AM

Fucking game wouldn't let me fit in Dos Equis, so I had to settle for Dos X. :bomb:

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#290 weevles

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 12:56 AM

I don't always name video game characters after beer, but when I do I'm drunk.

#291 hankmecrankme

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 12:59 AM

Well to be fair, the first character you get to name was named Sol by default. Which I was drinking at the time. So it all fits.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#292 mrspicytacoman

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 01:02 AM

spring break bitches wooooooooo

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#293 Mega Man

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 01:03 AM

They gave him the name sol because he is the embodiment and radiance of that world's sun and you reduced him to an alcohol.

#294 lolwhat

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 01:03 AM

I thought I was near the end of the game twice now, and instead it just keeps one upping what you were doing before.

i can hold my shotgun under someone's jaw now as a finisher.

#295 Mega Man

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 01:07 AM

I just found a handgun and prevented the rape of lara. I don't think I'm anywhere near where you're at
btw was that what everyone was freaking out about? That one scene?

#296 hankmecrankme

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 01:12 AM

Spoilers. [-(

spring break bitches wooooooooo

Speaking of that, Spring Breakers comes out soon. Looks like a good movie to pirate and wack off to.

They gave him the name sol because he is the embodiment and radiance of that world's sun and you reduced him to an alcohol.

I consider that an upgrade.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#297 Mega Man

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 01:13 AM

I hate spoilers too bro

#298 lolwhat

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 01:19 AM

cmon now, the rape scene was like the game's primary marketing tool before release.

#299 whoknows

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 01:30 AM

I want to play that game but no Redbox near me got it.

I'm very disappointed with this situation.

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#300 The Crotch

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 01:33 AM

Any thoughts on At the Gates, dothog?

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