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#481 Mega Man

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:20 PM

And I'm more of a framerate whore than anything.

Avoid dark souls

#482 hankmecrankme

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:22 PM

still waiting for bulletstorm 2

unfortunately I think all the dumbass sensitive americans
scared those pollacks from making another one

Yes, you'd think that we "MURICANS would appreciate a game about dick jokes and shooting guns. Guess it needed more domestic beer and domestic violence, you bunch of dicktits. [-(. [-(

Avoid dark souls

PS3 version was HORRIBLE. Framerate was so low that dodging was difficult. PC version is 60 FPS after the hack, so it's all kosher now. :bouncy:

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#483 Indignate

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:24 PM

I think it was everybody leaving Epic that scared them from making another one.

Unless those people that left are the sensitive Americans you're referring to.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:24 PM

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#485 whoknows

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:24 PM

Avoid dark souls


Because it's not that fun of a game?

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#486 Mega Man

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:25 PM

Because it's not that fun of a game?

Its a short game and the parry just makes an easier game even easier when you can go on youtube and learn the bosses two moves that he'll abuse on you.

Now Tomb Raider is a game that will safely hold your hand until the very end of the game and rewards you with a thank you from the developers for playing their casual maybe die because you didn't see that spike in the wall game all while keeping at a steady 720p.

#487 Indignate

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:26 PM

Why do you go to youtube to teach you how to game all the time?

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#488 whoknows

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:26 PM

Its a short game and the parry just makes an easier game even easier when you can go on youtube and learn the bosses two moves that he'll abuse on you.


You could have just said yes.

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#489 mrspicytacoman

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:28 PM

I think it was everybody leaving Epic that scared them from making another one.

Unless those people that left are the sensitive Americans you're referring to.

what?
it was made in poland
by pollacks
by people can fly

real gamers kno about industry bro


Epic didnt buy pcf until like last year or sum shit
stop being a sushi dick

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#490 Indignate

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:32 PM

Epic was still in charge of it. PCF can't make shit without Epic's backing and Epic don't want to make games anymore.

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#491 Mega Man

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:33 PM

Why do you go to youtube to teach you how to game all the time?

Life is short I don't have time to learn how to beat the water sample puzzle while a 7 foot zombie thing is chasing me.

You could have just said yes.


no

#492 mrspicytacoman

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:34 PM

no
prolly has something to do with bulletstorm is one
of the most pirated pc games of all time, along with witcher 2

also because american media freaked out about the game hardcore
muricans suck ass

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:34 PM

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#494 mrspicytacoman

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:35 PM

did u preorder it for 37 dollars?

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#495 corrosivefrost

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:44 PM

Oh scheisse... here we go again.

You can't get achievements on PC. How will I know my self worth as a gamer if I have no number near my name to show my accomplishments?


::Looks at Steam profile::
Say what now?

Gameplay is king.

And Bioshock's gameplay is more like a court jester.

Bulletstorm >>> Bioshock series.


Yes, I agree with gameplay is king to a point. I don't want to play a pretty game where the character design is awesome and the story is engaging if the gameplay makes me want to blow my fucking brains out.

Contrarily, bad character design or bad graphics can detract from good gameplay.

And I kind of thing the core mechanics make Bioshock, which Hank loves to hate, and Bulletstorm two entirely different beasts, both of which I like... but forced to choose? I'd agree with Hank -- I think the gameplay mechanics in Bulletstorm were better than those in Bioshock (1). Bioshock 2 is a bit closer to Bulletstorm in that you can at least approach situations in a variety of ways because of the weapon design.

For me, they're both great fucking games/series. I wish we'd get a sequel to Bulletstorm. Hey PCF, go start a fucking kickstarter and let me preorder that shit.

And I'm more of a framerate whore than anything.


Don't we know it. Uraizen Jr. up in here. :P

still waiting for bulletstorm 2

unfortunately I think all the dumbass sensitive americans
scared those pollacks from making another one


Yup. Though I believe the correct slur is Pollock.
And they weren't scared into not making another one, they just weren't funded because the original didn't sell great.

Avoid dark souls


:rofl: Hank knows all too well how bad it was on consoles for framerate whores.

Yes, you'd think that we "MURICANS would appreciate a game about dick jokes and shooting guns. Guess it needed more domestic beer and domestic violence, you bunch of dicktits. [-(. [-(

PS3 version was HORRIBLE. Framerate was so low that dodging was difficult. PC version is 60 FPS after the hack, so it's all kosher now. :bouncy:


If that was true, DNF would've sold gangbusters. It did not.
Also, yes, Dark Souls is tits on PC after the hack... but you still dropped that shit mid playthrough. :P

I think it was everybody leaving Epic that scared them from making another one.

Unless those people that left are the sensitive Americans you're referring to.


Again, I'm pretty sure it was the sales numbers that made them not want to make a sequel.

what?
it was made in poland
by pollacks
by people can fly

real gamers kno about industry bro


Epic didnt buy pcf until like last year or sum shit
stop being a sushi dick


What the dick. Why can't you spell Pollocks?
But some of the rest is true... it was made by PCF who are from Polland, which is why the dialogue is so ridiculously awesome, dicktits.

As for when Epic acquired PCF? 2007.

Epic was still in charge of it. PCF can't make shit without Epic's backing and Epic don't want to make games anymore.


There you go. Pretty much this. Epic has decided to do two things to keep afloat in the industry -- (1) keep pumping out Gears games because MS moneyhats them and they sell well and (2) focus on Unreal Engine 4 so they can license that shit out for next-gen and get all sorts of revenue coming in. If it's a risk, say like... I dunno... Bulletstorm 2? Yeah, not fucking happening. :(

It did sell over 1 million, but that wasn't the kind of money Epic needed/wanted to turn a profit apparently:
"As of July 25, 2011, Epic Games declared that they had failed to turn a profit on the game.[49]"

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:52 PM

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#497 hankmecrankme

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:53 PM

Uraizen Jr? Uraizen being Hank Jr. is more like it. [-(

And I don't HATE Bioschlock. I just think it's mediocre as heyull.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#498 Indignate

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 10:01 PM

End thread plz

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#499 mrspicytacoman

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 10:03 PM

she looks fucking gross
looks like frodo when hes wrapped up in spiderwebs
the horde symbol is the only hot thing

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#500 hankmecrankme

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 10:11 PM

She's aging fast. Hard life of getting tats, being a cam whore, and taking loads to the face.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#501 Indignate

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 10:12 PM

That's not a new thread, Hank.

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#502 hankmecrankme

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 10:12 PM

I'm on it.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#503 mrspicytacoman

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 10:13 PM

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the new leda

fin thread

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#504 hankmecrankme

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 10:15 PM

Done.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D