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The "WrestleMania Stinks" Wrestling Thread


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#481 Dr. Venkman

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 06:02 AM

http://cdnroot.cheap...pictureid=30138

Breast feed me more.

Edited by Dr. Venkman, 09 May 2013 - 06:28 AM.

I'm not yellow. I'm gold.

#482 Dark Lord Greg

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 07:19 AM

quite a crowd at the Smackdown taping

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whats the point of paying to go to the WWE's B show when you know the top stars probably wont be there and nothing important will happen, show came here back in January and didn't go because the big stars there were Sheamus, Randy Orton and Alberto Del Rio. Yeah not paying to see them

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#483 The Great Muta

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 07:32 AM

Breast feed me more.



I just had the worst visual.

#484 mykevermin

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 12:01 PM

I suspect ROH will have some kind of very well worded press release about this in the next 24-48 hours. If any.


Doubtful. Sinclair makes Rupert Murdoch's News Corp look like Karl Marx; I suspect Jay Briscoe was promoted to an executive position in the company, and isn't active on twitter because he's being fitted at Jos. A. Bank right now.

If Briscoes want to get signed by WWE, they need to know to control their impulses. Not ideal candidates for "Be A Star," those Briscoes.
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#485 Angry Man

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 01:31 PM

Doubtful. Sinclair makes Rupert Murdoch's News Corp look like Karl Marx; I suspect Jay Briscoe was promoted to an executive position in the company, and isn't active on twitter because he's being fitted at Jos. A. Bank right now.

If Briscoes want to get signed by WWE, they need to know to control their impulses. Not ideal candidates for "Be A Star," those Briscoes.


Actually... Jay's Twitter has been deleted. So... kind of makes you wonder a bit.

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#486 RedvsBlue

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 03:13 PM

Actually... Jay's Twitter has been deleted. So... kind of makes you wonder a bit.


:rofl: Well that'll stop the internet from finding out what he said...

#487 Sonne

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 08:44 PM

The Ziggler injury couldn't come at a worse time. They will probably have him lose the strap and he'll be buried quietly with his luck.

A missing Ziggler is a good reason to bring back Christian though...

#488 mykevermin

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 09:26 PM

Concussions are serious business, so I'm glad they're not going to put him in the ring until he's cleared.

I'd rather he be "de-pushed" than injured any worse for pressure of coming back too soon.
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#489 Purple Flames

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 11:37 PM

Here's a nice little piece about what a huge bullshit artist the Hulkster is. Nothing we all didn't already know, but it's a fun read regardless: http://franticplanet...-of-hulk-hogan/

#490 diddy310

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 02:33 AM

Highlight of Impact? Austin Aries responding to a Hemme botch with sexual harassment.

She introduced Roode and Aries as Bad Influence, so Aries backed her into a corner, made her introduce them again, then climbed to the 2nd rope and posed with his crotch in her face.

#491 Purple Flames

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 03:34 AM

New Jack was on The Daily Show tonight. Just putting that out there.

#492 neocisco

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 05:15 AM

If Natural Born Killaz isn't playing the entire segment then I'll pass.

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#493 Angry Man

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 05:48 AM

I somehow stumbled across this video. It's Wrestlecrap indeed. Slightly NSFW.

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#494 MSUHitman

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 06:01 PM

So I won a John Cena autographed copy of WWE 13 for PS3 on Twitter yesterday. I'll offer to sell it to anyone on here before it goes to either Amazon or GameGavel.

#495 pitfallharry219

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 06:35 PM

PM neocisco. He's a huge collector of John Cena autographed memorabilia.

#496 neocisco

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 06:49 PM

Not anymore. My girlfriend saw him at a restaurant and went over to get his autograph. This is what happened.

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RUCK FULES!

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#497 pitfallharry219

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 06:53 PM

:rofl:

That's probably Cena's favorite Make a Wish that he's granted.

#498 mykevermin

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 08:05 PM

Hustle, Loyalty, Respect. Pick one.
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#499 neocisco

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 08:47 PM

Cena's fashion soulmate.

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#500 The Great Muta

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 01:05 AM

Do- Do you think he shouts "The champ is here" when he climaxes? Imagine this. In your head. You're welcome.


Hustle, Loyalty, Respect. Pick one.



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#501 Ced

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 02:03 AM

Cena's fashion soulmate.

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Never thought I'd see a man walking around in a collared shirt, tie and fucking jorts, but here we are.
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#502 mitch079

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 04:46 AM

Do- Do you think he shouts "The champ is here" when he climaxes? Imagine this. In your head. You're welcome.


He'd better hope one of his SuperCenaSperms doesn't no sell the condom.

#503 neocisco

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 04:48 AM

Never thought I'd see a man walking around in a collared shirt, tie and fucking jorts, but here we are.


Much like Cena, though, he's getting paid a lot of money to do it.

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#504 Ced

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 05:35 AM

Much like Cena, though, he's getting paid a lot of money to do it.


I never thought I'd be jealous of Marky Mark in a collared shirt, tie, and fucking jorts. Again, here we are.

#505 mykevermin

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 01:19 PM

With Marky Mark, it may fit whatever character he's playing.

John Cena selects to dress like he's a spinner beanie short of being a man-child every week; he has a say in the matter.
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#506 Spyder187

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 02:31 PM

John Cena selects to dress like he's a spinner beanie short of being a man-child every week; he has a say in the matter.


Maybe he did at first, but these days I am sure that Vince uses his "Angry Vince" voice to tell him how he will dress like a manchild and say goofy things and he will like it, or he can get on his kness and bark like a dog and join his very special club.
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#507 Sonne

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 03:12 AM

Do- Do you think he shouts "The champ is here" when he climaxes? Imagine this. In your head. You're welcome.





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#508 The Great Muta

The Great Muta

Posted 12 May 2013 - 01:49 PM

He'd better hope one of his SuperCenaSperms doesn't no sell the condom.



'Twould be fitting if he impregnated some random ring rat without even dicking her. He would create a new definition for "Finger Poke of Doom."

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The legendary Kenta Kobashi's final match. Surreal to see my pro wrestling heroes retire, tho it's better than going out like Chris Benoit or even Eddie Guerrero/Mitsuharu Misawa. Nothing but respect and love for these guys. Gonna shed some manly tears when Keiji Mutoh retires. He is one of my kindred spirits and all-time favorites. One of my first "serious" Internet handles was "Great Muta" and even to today I have some people refer to me as "Muta." Love that man.

#509 Angry Man

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 10:46 PM


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#510 diddy310

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 02:31 AM

Won tickets to see Amy Schumer tonight...still throwing the Dolph story in to her set and told everyone to wish him well after the concussion.

One guy in the next section over immediately screamed Dooooolllpph! at the top of his lungs for about 15 seconds as soon as she said the word wrestler.