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#1 starmask2k3

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 12:06 AM

So I am talking with a guy who's trying to scam me with fake Paypal E-mail's and a guy is going to pick up the item is there anything I can do

#2 slidecage

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 12:41 AM

have someone stand behind him and push him :)



but really though if someone is trying to scam you with fake paypal emails why the hell are you even meeting him
WOOOO I STINK

#3 starmask2k3

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 12:43 AM

have someone stand behind him and push him :)



but really though if someone is trying to scam you with fake paypal emails why the hell are you even meeting him


Because I want to take him down

Edited by starmask2k3, 23 May 2013 - 01:46 AM.


#4 Tsel

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 12:50 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, CAG's finest.

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#5 AFRO insomniac

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 01:09 AM

:mrgreen:

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#6 MushaOne

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 01:13 AM

You are going to get shot.

#7 DarkStopDying

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 01:27 AM

Then raped

#8 rocko562

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 01:28 AM

To death

#9 hereon

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 01:28 AM

Because I want take him down


So what do you mean by taking him down?
I don't see why you are even dealing with the guy in the first place

#10 starmask2k3

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 01:36 AM

So what do you mean by taking him down?
I don't see why you are even dealing with the guy in the first place


I don't know what you mean? ?

#11 burritoman

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 01:36 AM

Where are you meeting him? I may be in.

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#12 tcrash247

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 01:42 AM

Am I the only one who thinks starmask and slidecage are the same person?

When you meet him, push him and make him fall over some heaved sidewalk.

#13 keithp

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 01:46 AM

Then tell him to come on here and ask about suing the city.

#14 slidecage

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 01:46 AM

Am I the only one who thinks starmask and slidecage are the same person?

When you meet him, push him and make him fall over some heaved sidewalk.


talking about sidewalks...love how you trip and fall over a sidewalk and the city goes NOT OUR FAULT

yet the CITY is out there the next day REPLACING THE ENTIRE SIDEWALK for 3 blocks
WOOOO I STINK

#15 meta460085

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 01:52 AM

So I am talking with a guy who's trying to scam me with fake Paypal E-mail's and a guy is going to pick up the item is there anything I can do


Meet up with him then when he's not looking blow him, he'll be so shocked he wont know what to do. But seriously its prolly best left alone.

#16 burritoman

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 02:08 AM

Let me know when it is ass kicking time. Seriously.

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#17 starmask2k3

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 02:22 AM

Just wanted to know if I can call the cops and he can get arrested

#18 CaptainJoel

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 02:46 AM

This is the funniest fucking thread ever.

#19 eLefAdEr

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 02:50 AM

There's no way that this could end badly.

#20 Vulcan2422

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 02:51 AM

This is the funniest fucking thread ever.



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#21 giantqtipz

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 03:16 AM

Hes a scammer dude... What if he has a gun with him??

What if he does you up the ass at gunpoint??

#22 RedRingOfDeath

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 03:18 AM

You should dress up like Mel Gibson and take him down Lethal Weapon style.



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#23 Canadian_Man

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 03:40 AM

talking about sidewalks...love how you trip and fall over a sidewalk and the city goes NOT OUR FAULT

yet the CITY is out there the next day REPLACING THE ENTIRE SIDEWALK for 3 blocks

I 100% believe this, but your suggested disposition leaves much to be desired.

#24 keithp

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 04:06 AM

talking about sidewalks...love how you trip and fall over a sidewalk and the city goes NOT OUR FAULT

yet the CITY is out there the next day REPLACING THE ENTIRE SIDEWALK for 3 blocks


Right on cue, and the very next post! :applause:

#25 Kay_Faraday

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 07:59 AM

stick it in his pooper

#26 Number83

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 12:07 PM

Make sure you meet some place public, like a Gamestop. This whay when the stuff starts to go down, you can kick over the magazine racks and yell 'GLITTER, B*TCH!!!', then hit him with a glitter bomb!

This will surprise and confuse him.

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#27 ShockandAww

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 12:38 PM

What info of yours does this person have? If it's nothing you care about I'd just tell him to meet me at some inconvenient place and not show up. Stay on the phone with him and bullshit him as much as you can.

Shit like:

Oh no I didn't mean that McDonalds, I'm at the other Mcdonalds a few miles away can you come here?

Ok great you're here? I'm the guy with the mullet and pink purse. What do you mean you don't see me? Look I'm doing squats and waving my arms in the air do you see me now?!

Or maybe don't do any of that I don't know I'm just throwing it out there.

#28 giantqtipz

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 03:07 PM

Make sure you meet some place public, like a Gamestop. This whay when the stuff starts to go down, you can kick over the magazine racks and yell 'GLITTER, B*TCH!!!', then hit him with a glitter bomb!

This will surprise and confuse him.


And then some guy randomly yells

"THAT WAS A GOOD MOVIE!"

Get it? Because Glitter was a movie.. A very bad one... :-(

Edited by giantqtipz, 23 May 2013 - 06:20 PM.


#29 berzirk

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 03:59 PM

OK, unlike the childish comments and silly suggestions, I think you should do this:

Dress up in a fairy costume, and install one of those female rape prevention devices in your asshole. You know, the ones that are like a fish hook on the inside. They get in, but they ain't getting out. Alright, so you meet up with the scammer at a bar. You buy him a few drinks. Get him tipsy. Hide an audio recorder in your fanny pack. Get him to admit to the scam on the recording. Buy him a few more drinks. When he finally leaves to go to the bathroom, pop a roofie in his drink, take him back to your place, get him to nail you in the ass, but then TA DA! He's stuck. Walk down to the nearest police station, scammer still imprisoned in your ass, and turn the bad guy in to the authorities, along with the secret audio recording. You'll pretty much be a hero.

#30 starmask2k3

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 04:05 PM

All u that posted childish comments and silly suggestions should be banned from this site