-Superpowers
-Rideable marsupials
-No acquiring cars through illegal means
-No shooting- sends a bad message to the kids
-No cussing (or at least have it bleeped)
-Lizards you can talk to
-More realism
-A thinly veiled parody of Donald Sterling
-AIDS filled syringe for use as a melee weapon
-Goat as a playable character
-Chores like laundry, mowing, dishwashing, etc. in quick time minigame form
-Platforming sections
-Tricky spatial reasoning puzzles
-Online kart racing
-All cars are fitted with restrictor plates to limit speeding
-Bicycle messenger gang attacks
-Taylor Lautner, shirtless
-All guns shoot paintballs
-Prison sex (if you get busted)
-Cheetahs who smoke weed
-Option to turn all graphics into Lego
-Free to play for owners of GTA V next gen
-Innumerable microtransactions that don't affect gameplay
-Aliens
-British humor along the lines of Fable
-No blood
-The ability to push a button and make your car into a plane/boat/hovercraft/jetski to escape pursuit no matter where the road takes you
-Rush Limbaugh
-An included player's guide with a scratch n sniff section
-Fuzzy dice to hang from your PlayStation Camera/Kinect to simulate driving like a true gangsta
-Politics. Lots of politics.
-Ability to play as the police and stop hooligans from breaking the law
-Rhythmic gymnastics. Burns way more calories than yoga.
-Cholesterol monitor incorporated into the HUD.
-Kite flying
-Everything takes place in real time
-Everyone is an android so no real people die
-In game ads for the Jehovah's Witnesses
-Set in North Platte, Nebraska
-Wii U timed exclusivity
-Must pass driver's test before operating any vehicle
-Safety goggles
-Alanis Morrisette soundtrack
-Less humor
-Allow the Westboro Baptist Church to have full creative control over any character and story choices
-Ability to get married in game
-Gay couples
-Released in episodic format
-2015 release date
