GGT 335: Polygon can't handle Bayonetta's hawtness...but we sure can!

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Polygon: Hmm, the game play is so fast paced, fluid, and just plain awesome...... It's running at a steady 60fps too...Wow..... But she is too SEXY. I can't handle all the HAWTNESS that she has! This game must be knocked down 2 points for too much ASS, and HAWTNESS that is clearly in your face! Constantly! GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7.5/10

How do you feel about this Bayonetta?

How do I feel?

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It's pretty good.

I generally like to have it always start with GGT # as to avoid confusion with all the other popular threads in this forum.

But you know, first time and stuff.

 
Indignate said:
It's pretty good.

I generally like to have it always start with GGT # as to avoid confusion with all the other popular threads in this forum.

But you know, first time and stuff.
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I was going to do that, but I couldn't think of a way to make my title work until just now actually.... :fridge:

 
You can always edit it.

At first glance this looks like a Polygon fan appreciation thread and while I'm totally down for that I'm also totally down for that.

 
I'm not gonna lie this evil within game is pretty meh. Was hoping for more of a RE feel its just a sneak kill repeat so far

 
whoknows said:
Polygon is sexist. They can't stand games that star strong independent women.
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They also hate Lightning too, so you might be onto something there.... :whistle2:k

Mega Man said:
I'm out of ice cream and food. All I have in my house are protein shakes and tuna fish fuck
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That has to be the worst food combo ever MM, I at least have lunchmeat and bread. Not the greatest but better then what you got. I'll share though.

Mega Man said:
I'm not gonna lie this evil within game is pretty meh. Was hoping for more of a RE feel its just a sneak kill repeat so far
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It's basically like playing Splinter cell, but in a horror environment.

*Click*

Huh?

Out of ammo?

 
That gif where the cute chick is saying that the character is dressed too sexy or something please change it. I see it everywhere.

 
I like how people make more of deal about a women's body than they do with all the violent games out there that children are playing, also i don't want to go on a rant about sex in video games so i will stop here.

Lets just say in my opinion naked humans are not as bad as a dude getting shot/stabbed in the head

I need to stop before i get locked in internet jail...
 
Beatles93 said:
I like how people make more of deal about a women's body than they do with all the violent games out there that children are playing, also i don't want to go on a rant about sex in video games so i will stop here.

Lets just say in my opinion naked humans are not as bad as a dude getting shot/stabbed in the head

I need to stop before i get locked in internet jail...
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So you also preordered Hatred?

 
Beatles93 said:
I like how people make more of deal about a women's body than they do with all the violent games out there that children are playing, also i don't want to go on a rant about sex in video games so i will stop here.

Lets just say in my opinion naked humans are not as bad as a dude getting shot/stabbed in the head

I need to stop before i get locked in internet jail...
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Well said Beatles, and I agree.

 
You don't get it.

It's not just about being naked.

It's about being exploited and victimized.

You think Bayonetta wanted to be that sexy?

 
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Beatles93 said:
On the other side of hand held, these new 3ds covers that are coning out in Japan look amazing. The K.K. Slider, checkered, pokemon and smash are some of my favorites.

http://www.nintendo.co.jp/3ds/kisekae/sp/lineup/index.html
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I've read the >New< 3DS XLs won't have the face plates. First the buttons, now this...

Beatles93 said:
In the past everyone thought we were all whoknows alts. I even went as far as going on some rant about we are whoknows other personalities and the ggt was the way for us to communicate, once we become self aware than we escape or something. Speaking of alts we haven't seen ybx in here? Maybe he became self aware and was able to escape?
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That was about Indignate, not whoknows. You did the opposite of becoming self-aware.

 
whoknows said:
I'm just saying it's worth it because Mociwe isn't here to since he's not feeling good.

#imthoughtful
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Such a nice person <3 And obviously Halo is worth all of my HDD

Beatles93 said:
Lets just say in my opinion naked humans are not as bad as a dude getting shot/stabbed in the head
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phantomphoenix said:
I've read the >New< 3DS XLs won't have the face plates. First the buttons, now this...
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Whaaaaaaaaaaat, it's like they want us to buy the standard sized model :O

 
Im pretty sure Bayonetta is choosing to look that way, she is wearing a lot tight black leather...

Wait, "new" 3ds XL wont have face plates?

I looked it up and only the smaller one will have face plates, Nintendo probably still plans to make money off limited XLs. I wonder what would make them more money, 15 dollar face plates or consoles?
 
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If Bayonetta gets into Smash Bros. It would blow my mind. 

If I were to get one of the new 3DS, I probably go with the smaller model anyway. I already have a XL, and I would like something that fits my pocket better so I could take it to work. Is the new right stick compatible with the circle-pad plus games?

 
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