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#1 CheapyD

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 05:10 AM

The other day, I get into my apartment building's elevator and hear the sounds of people running behind me. Being the gentleman that I am, I politely wait and hold the doors open. It turns out to be two very young (kindergarten) girls. One of the girls gets in the elevator, while the other one just stands there staring at me. She waits about 5 seconds and says, "daijoubu", which means "I'm fine/never mind" and runs away.

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 05:13 AM

You had your zipper down.


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#3 FriskyTanuki

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 05:13 AM

:rofl: I knew it would happen eventually.


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Posted 28 November 2005 - 05:14 AM

Hey, at least your not "Blackzilla" ;)
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#5 thorbahn3

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 05:15 AM

You should of said "I mean you no harm" like John Tesh.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 05:17 AM

You should've busted their heads and then left your CAG card on their bodies for future reference.

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 05:20 AM

That's when you bust out the candy and tell her you have more where that came from.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 05:52 AM

should have busted out the french accent and say want some more wine?

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 06:12 AM

I wonder if you seem as misplaced to them as they seem to us , here in the part of america i live we dont see many chinese or japanese so they seem very misplaced not in a bad way i do have a lot of respect for those smartasses they do come up with over 90 % of the stuff we use !
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#10 RedvsBlue

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 06:15 AM

Now if you could scare the freaky kid from The Grudge, that would be VERY impressive.

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 06:29 AM

crazy ass bald white man scarin up the jap population. now we'll never gain there trust.

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 06:39 AM

For some reason, I seem to scare girls under age 5. Friends bring kids over, they're always fine. But bring over any girl under age 5 and they freak out and start crying when they see me. My g/f had a party and her roommate's sister brought her kid over. She hid from me all over the house (despite the fact I was ignoring her) and kept begging her mom to go home.

My g/f and I have several friends with babies now. They hand me a boy, everything is cool. They get NEAR me with a girl and let the screaming begin. It makes me all the more frustrated because I never asked to be the baby holder and have no interest in it, but for girls it is some sort of lame paternity potential test to hand their boyfriend a baby and see what he does. I don't want to hold your screaming kid or your friend's screaming kid. Deal with it.

All childish pedophile jokes aside, it bothers me when kids freak out and act like you're after them, especially when you do your best to leave them alone or avoid antagonizing them.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 07:09 AM

Did the girl in the elevator proceed to give you Kancho?
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 07:34 AM

Who's Kancho and why would she give him away? ;P
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#15 praystation

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 10:49 AM

You gotta control your Gaijin power cheapyd. Maybe the kid saw your gaijin aura around you.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 01:15 PM

:rofl: I was just looking through your garden pictures and was wondering why there weren't any Japanese denizens staring oddly at you. :)



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#17 guardian_owl

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 03:58 PM

:rofl: I was just looking through your garden pictures and was wondering why there weren't any Japanese denizens staring oddly at you. :)

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#19 RAMSTORIA

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 05:09 PM

how come the first 10 responses are suggestions are sexual (or at least disturbing) in some sort. he said 5 year olds! you guys are all sick.

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#20 thorbahn3

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 05:16 PM

how come the first 10 responses are suggestions are sexual (or at least disturbing) in some sort. he said 5 year olds! you guys are all sick.


You find John Tesh "sexy."?
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#21 alonzomourning23

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 05:21 PM

For some reason, I seem to scare girls under age 5. Friends bring kids over, they're always fine. But bring over any girl under age 5 and they freak out and start crying when they see me. My g/f had a party and her roommate's sister brought her kid over. She hid from me all over the house (despite the fact I was ignoring her) and kept begging her mom to go home.

My g/f and I have several friends with babies now. They hand me a boy, everything is cool. They get NEAR me with a girl and let the screaming begin. It makes me all the more frustrated because I never asked to be the baby holder and have no interest in it, but for girls it is some sort of lame paternity potential test to hand their boyfriend a baby and see what he does. I don't want to hold your screaming kid or your friend's screaming kid. Deal with it.

All childish pedophile jokes aside, it bothers me when kids freak out and act like you're after them, especially when you do your best to leave them alone or avoid antagonizing them.


I have the opposite problem, little kids follow me. I don't know why. I can't stand little kids but that doesn't stop them from harrassing me.
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#22 SpottedNigel

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 05:32 PM

You find John Tesh "sexy."?


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#23 beerguy961

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 06:07 PM

You had your zipper down.


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#24 mkg12

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 07:04 AM

that must of been a pretty awkward silience....standing there staring, waiting for her to do something

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 05:57 AM

I only need bring out a quote from Bash.org:

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<CuZZa> i lived there for a month
<CuZZa> japan is great
<CuZZa> really fucked up, but great
<CuZZa> its weird. me being a 6'4 white guy standing on a train with a bunch of japanese people who are around 5'
<CuZZa> i had a fucking guy dressed as sailor moon looking at me as if I was the weirdo

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 06:06 AM

wow thats so funny. Your having some great adventures in japan. Kool
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 10:20 PM

Don't ever do that again CheapyD. Nah their probaly not used to,,,,well,,, something I guess.

#28 Graystone

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Posted 01 December 2005 - 06:52 PM

You should of said "I mean you no harm" like John Tesh.


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#29 Requiem

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Posted 03 December 2005 - 04:53 AM

Are you sure you weren't wearing an Xbox T-shirt

#30 ryanbph

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Posted 06 December 2005 - 03:37 AM

I have the opposite problem, little kids follow me. I don't know why. I can't stand little kids but that doesn't stop them from harrassing me.



I have that same problem myself, and it drives me nuts



Cheapy, did you scare 5 years olds in New York??

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