Engrish abound! But yeah most of that shit is true. Japan=small, America=big . I remember seeing some Japanese people as a kid shitting themselves over the size of Cedar Point (amusement park) like it was as vast as outer space, which in reality is a small island.
What the.... concerning the american japanese students. How do they do so well in honors english?
Maybe they should take this new found ability to spell and construct a proper sentence home with them. They may be good at math! but damned if they can spell MATH......
LOL...i'm lovin it..i'm asian and my dad makes similar mistakes in grammar...his arent as bad as these though, haha i love how they make a new sentence for the "about the _____" :lol:
About Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. Noodles is a commonly eaten dish in Japan. Do not eat it as side dish like American instead eat as whole meal. About bikes. Japanese do not ride car they ride bicycle. Bicycle is tiny and has no motor. About Godzilla. Godzilla is large lizard who sometime attack Japan. Mothra fight him same with King Kong.
[quote name='Scorch']The shelves aren't tall, the Japanese are just short.[/QUOTE]
hahaha yep, and theres something else about japanese people thats small also
[quote name='sevdustflyer']About Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. Noodles is a commonly eaten dish in Japan. Do not eat it as side dish like American instead eat as whole meal. About bikes. Japanese do not ride car they ride bicycle. Bicycle is tiny and has no motor. About Godzilla. Godzilla is large lizard who sometime attack Japan. Mothra fight him same with King Kong.[/QUOTE]
i need to make this more "japaneese"
About is Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. is noodles commonly dish eaten in Japan. eat do not as side dish American eat instead is whole meal. About Bikes. Japanesse not ride car. bicycle ride like car. is bicycle tiny has motor no like car. About Godzilla. Large is Godzilla lizard. like American Penis. sometimes Gozilla Japan attack. Mothra fight him King Kong same.
I hate to admit its accuracy... but heck, 7$ would buy 7 junior bacon cheeseburgers.[/QUOTE]
no way, only 6 if you luck out and tax doesnt run over. ING TAXES
[quote name='urzishra14']i need to make this more "japaneese"
About is Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. is noodles commonly dish eaten in Japan. eat do not as side dish American eat instead is whole meal. About Bikes. Japanesse not ride car. bicycle ride like car. is bicycle tiny has motor no like car. About Godzilla. Large is Godzilla lizard. like American Penis. sometimes Gozilla Japan attack. Mothra fight him King Kong same.[/QUOTE]
[quote name='Requiem']Charmingly bad Engrish[/QUOTE]
agreed.
there needs to be an invasion of foreigners on japanese soil. I'd love for tons of americans to just suddenly live all over japan and just be themselves. See if stereotypes change...
[quote name='urzishra14']i need to make this more "japaneese"
About is Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. is noodles commonly dish eaten in Japan. eat do not as side dish American eat instead is whole meal. About Bikes. Japanesse not ride car. bicycle ride like car. is bicycle tiny has motor no like car. About Godzilla. Large is Godzilla lizard. like American Penis. sometimes Gozilla Japan attack. Mothra fight him King Kong same.[/QUOTE]
Aww man this Topic made me laugh my milk out of my nose, I find it even funnier when sevdustflyer and urzishra14 madde up this paragraph. MAN I still cant stop lauhing. I'd love to see what they have to say about us Candians, hehehehe.
[quote name='Sejad']Aww man this Topic made me laugh my milk out of my nose, I find it even funnier when sevdustflyer and urzishra14 madde up this paragraph. MAN I still cant stop lauhing. I'd love to see what they have to say about us Candians, hehehehe.[/QUOTE]
Someone try to make a Canadian lifestyle view, urzishra14 your good at making this stuff up, use stuff like maple, hockey, I dont know w/e americans hate about us anyways that seems to work.