http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,188463,00.html
*Breaking news sort of*
All I can say is that I knew it.
*Breaking news sort of*
All I can say is that I knew it.
Reality's Fringe]I don't have cable said:episode synopsis: (the actual episode will probably be on youtube or google video shortly)
Chef returns, acting strange. He is speaking like someone cut up sound bites of his to make new sentences and this is noticed by the characters. He then starts commenting about how he wants to have sex with all the children in all manner of vulgarity. The boys investigate by going to the Super Adventure Club (where Chef had been the past 3 months) where they find out that the main function of the club is to have sex with young boys from around the world in order to absorb a portion of their life force and become immortal. They had brainwashed chef to believe all this.
The boys snap him out of it momentarilly by taking him to a strip club where a "well endowed" black stripper snapped him out of the trance. But the SAC showed up, drug Chef and took him back away to be re-brainwashed. The boys break him out and are on the verge of escaping when the head of SAC says "do you remember why you came to us in the first place? To escape from your dull life" Chef "turns" and begins to head willingly back to the SAC group when a bolt of lightning knocks him into a ravine where he is impaled on a tree, attacked by a mountain lion, mauled by a grizzly bear, and shot by a member of the SAC group. Chef is dead.
Back at South Park everyone shows up to mourn the loss of Chef and Kyle gives a eulogy to encourage people to remember the Chef they loved, and to hate the members of SAC who twisted him into and "turned" him into a sick pedophile. Cut back to SAC headquarters where the members zap chefs body, miraculouslly they have a pulse. They quickly put an "intensive care suit" on Chef (Darth Vader-esque black suit with Chef head outline, including the cooking hat) and the head of SAC asks him what he wants, and Chef tells him, he wants children to suck on his chocolate balls. Chef has turned to the dark side, *bum bum bum bum buuuuuuuuuum*