Scarlett Johansson might be a bovine

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Dick Tracy

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• Aug 3, 2006

• #2

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/08/03/scarlett_johansson_might_be_a.html

Why?

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

• #3

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111eleven

 

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RedvsBlue

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• Aug 3, 2006

• #4

maybe its one of those fake ones? I sure hope so, she was one of the few hot yet normal celebrities. Now all that's left is Natalie Portman.

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

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ahh, my girlfriend has one of those, that one is tiny though! Big whoop..

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

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Totally off-topic, Brak can you PM a link to your freestyle rap? That shite is GOLD!

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

• #7

I remember seeing a similar pic months ago.

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

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I'd be finished and asleep as soon as she walked through the door.

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

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Welcome to 1996, Scarlett. The economy's in great shape, and everyone's happy.

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

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Josh Hartnett has some white-ass legs.

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

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shes in a flick with portman = fanboy wet dream x 10

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

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That is one nasty pose.

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

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I didnt even notice the ring until 5 minutes later. I was too busy look at them boobs.

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

• #14

Well I still love those udders!!!

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

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Holy Shit she's doing a recreation of retarded carman!

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

• #16

It kinda looks like a snot bubble...

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

• #17

I'd still hit that a few 10000000000000000000 times.

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

• #18

[quote name='Brak']Scarlett Johansson might be a bovine[/quote]

Thems fightin words

And is it possible that Subby has a chip implanted in his head that alerts him to whenever Scarlett Johansson is mentioned on CAG?

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

• #19

hmm, why people get nose rings like that is beyond me...

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

• #20

I heard her love mound looks like chain-mail.

 

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• Aug 3, 2006

• #21

[quote name='Maklershed']And is it possible that Subby has a chip implanted in his head that alerts him to whenever Scarlett Johansson is mentioned on CAG?[/QUOTE] Well of course.