Those in support of Cheapy must rise against this terrible revolt and show those motherfuckers who's boss. Before I knew we had a true assembly of CAG's, I lost a ferret for the cause as a suicid bomber who was sniped before he could serve his purpose. Luckily I sent in a body double as myself (RIP body double ). Anyways, we must find the WLA's weak spot and strike. We must do so soon before they have amassed enough support to over throw our head Cheapy. As I speak, the confused masses are joining the WLA simply because they do not know of the existence of our guild (and I think they want free bandanas too). I say we burn all the bandanas and plan out our attack! CAG's... do not stray to the dark side. Stay pure and we will prevail!!
We are not the dark side. We stand for the people. btw we have no weak spot, cept for peanut butter...oh shit I said it.