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Feeding the Abscess

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#12020664 PSN Off-Topic - 20,000 Witty Comments and Counting...

Posted by Feeding the Abscess on 19 August 2014 - 10:46 AM

My wife wont even share a soda with me when we go out.  How the Fuck do you get someone your not tied to for life to do it?

You date someone who does that sort of thing, then choose to marry them. Not date someone who doesn't do that and hope they'll magically change after marriage.




#12017385 PSN Off-Topic - 20,000 Witty Comments and Counting...

Posted by Feeding the Abscess on 18 August 2014 - 04:36 AM

 

Thought this game looked really cool. 

 

>'24 minutes of gameplay' title

>23:42 of video

 

>Autism intensifies




#12010383 PSN Off-Topic - 20,000 Witty Comments and Counting...

Posted by Feeding the Abscess on 15 August 2014 - 02:25 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2....html?hpt=hp_t1

 

 

Where is the video?

There is none, Ferguson's police chief said.

Thomas Jackson says his department has 18 patrol cars. This spring, the department purchased two dashboard cameras and two wearable body cameras, but the equipment hasn't been installed because the department doesn't have the money to cover that cost, he said.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

Oh wait. They're serious.

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha




#12010342 PSN Off-Topic - 20,000 Witty Comments and Counting...

Posted by Feeding the Abscess on 15 August 2014 - 02:01 AM

Wow. House of Cards Season 2 is Fuck ing fantastic.

I liked that they cut down on Spacey turning to the camera and delivering a monologue. Gave it more impact when he actually did it.




#12010325 PSN Off-Topic - 20,000 Witty Comments and Counting...

Posted by Feeding the Abscess on 15 August 2014 - 01:53 AM

I can't reach those grapes on that high vine, but it doesn't matter, because I'm sure they're mighty sour.

PS3 master race




#12010320 PSN Off-Topic - 20,000 Witty Comments and Counting...

Posted by Feeding the Abscess on 15 August 2014 - 01:51 AM

Too much hipster for one post.

Gotta get them MCTs, homie




#12010288 PSN Off-Topic - 20,000 Witty Comments and Counting...

Posted by Feeding the Abscess on 15 August 2014 - 01:36 AM

assassin's creed pros:

watch this and tell me whether or not they've done something shitty with the camera when you climb or fall. it doesn't feel like the usual camera behavior and watching that footage is making me feel like I'm on a rollercoaster, but maybe I've just never noticed before. am I crazy?

sweet ass big crowds and quickie smoke bomb assassinations though



edit - maybe it's just the guy controlling it?

 

Won't have a next gen system for at least another year or two, so I only watched the first couple of minutes. The crowd is doing nothing that wasn't done on last gen systems. Repeated movements everywhere, and their motions don't look very natural at all. If that's next gen, I'm unimpressed.




#12008164 Robin Williams dead at 63

Posted by Feeding the Abscess on 14 August 2014 - 07:32 AM

Most people who are ignorant of it think it's just a matter of "snap out of it" or "your life is great! What are you bitching about."

It's hard to explain it's a chemical imbalance. Nobody would tell a diabetic "snap out of it."

Most diabetics are diabetic because of their own choices, though. I understand the analogy you were going for, but I'm just not feeling that particular one.




#12008103 PSN Off-Topic - 20,000 Witty Comments and Counting...

Posted by Feeding the Abscess on 14 August 2014 - 06:18 AM

To balance all the penis talk:

 

 

This literally sounds retarded. Not a euphemism or hyperbole. This legitimately sounds like it was performed by retards.




#11997811 PSN Off-Topic - 20,000 Witty Comments and Counting...

Posted by Feeding the Abscess on 10 August 2014 - 06:10 PM

I have a good friend whom it just absolutely kills to say "I was wrong".  If I blatantly point something out to prove her wrong, she'll usually just retort with "shut up" or "whatever" or just get quiet and changed the subject or look for some loophole to somehow try and prove she wasn't totally wrong.

 

I don't get it, but it drives me insane.  It's not like she's a vain person or worried about what others think about her usually, but for some reason she's hard-wired to have to be right.

 

I can't imagine having a parent like that.  Both my parents were super cool in that area luckily.

 

Both of my parents were/are like that. I wanted to kill myself frequently while growing up (half-joking). The two are probably related.




#11991788 PSN Off-Topic - 20,000 Witty Comments and Counting...

Posted by Feeding the Abscess on 08 August 2014 - 01:14 AM

Yeah that's not gonna happen....

Doing crunches will exercise the muscles in your abs, which will make them larger. At best, you'll burn a few calories and end up with the same size gut. Man up and eat some vegetables, or accept being fat.




#11991769 PSN Off-Topic - 20,000 Witty Comments and Counting...

Posted by Feeding the Abscess on 08 August 2014 - 01:08 AM

I'm 6'1" and around 191 last I checked long ago. I used to weigh less and be super skinny even though I'd eat shitty and not really exercise (my sister-in-law called me metabolically challenged). But now I've developed a smaller version of the family beer gut. I have this abs workout app on my phone that stares at me every morning. I should probably open that shit up one of these days.

Replace half of your carb sources with vegetables instead of doing crunches to lose your gut.




#11991676 PSN Off-Topic - 20,000 Witty Comments and Counting...

Posted by Feeding the Abscess on 08 August 2014 - 12:37 AM

'snakeybro likes this'

 

I should find out that teacher's prison info, so snakey can send her fan mail love letters masturbatory autism.




#11991651 PSN Off-Topic - 20,000 Witty Comments and Counting...

Posted by Feeding the Abscess on 08 August 2014 - 12:29 AM

Id have hit the shit out of that when I was 16

I'd hit the shit out of that right now.




#11991049 The 2013/2014 NBA Thread (LBJ is a Cav)

Posted by Feeding the Abscess on 07 August 2014 - 09:17 PM

Stats are great at predicting future returns if baseline conditions stay the same or are somewhat similar. Playing with James and Love will drastically change the baseline conditions. Their presence on the court will afford Waiters more open looks at the basket, which in turn will improve his shot selection. Additionally, he'll be asked to do far less than before meaning that he should be able to give you greater output whenever he is on the court, allowing him to play at a higher level. All these factors should result in improved efficiency numbers.  Either way by the end of the season we'll all know what type of player Waiters really is.

This isn't exactly a ringing endorsement of Waiters. Any player will have more open looks with LeBron and Love on the floor together. However, Waiters isn't a good shooter, and the minutes he would play would be better given to players who can shoot, like Miller and Allen.