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ugh~! yeay I think this is gonna be another one of those funky ones

Posted by JEKKI, 05 December 2011 · 421 views

If I was you, and you were me, you'd wanna be winning. That's the subject of this blog becoz last weekend I went to Las Vegas!! LAS VEGAS!!! and boy was it one depressing trip lol. I went becoz my mom wanted to get out of the house and it being the long Thanksgiving weekend I had the time to take her somewhere nice. Although there's nothing real nice about watching her and my sister collectively lose over $400 in penny slots over the course of a day. Not that I'm a loser by any means, I pulled in a modest $180 in blackjack earnings. But that's beside the point, I hate slots and will never play them... unless they hook me in with a gimmick like this:

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Ghostbusters!! mother f***in GHOSTBUSTERS!!! I saw it when my mother was taking a potty break, and at that point in the trip I was already up $60 in my blackjack grind so I figured losing a quick $20 would be no big deal. Not only that, but the casino said if u played the game u would get a free t-shirt!! I like that!!

so I put in my $20 and start max betting like it aint no thang. Then something happened, I have no idea what it was coz all I'm doing is pressing the button, but apparently I lined up 3 special symbols in a row and the game was like "OK we're on a mission! quick! Tag Slimer!!" so I did!! I pressed Slimer on the touch screen and it gave me a bonus round where they were like "We have to battle the Stay Puft Marshmallow!!"

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at that point I still had no idea what was going on. Apparently I got a bonus that gave me a few automatic credits while the game plays itself... all I know was that I was making freakin money. When the bonus game was all said and done, I played one more pull to see if I could continue the win streak but that was a losing spin, so I quickly cashed out (something my mother and sister could learn from me! lol). So what I thought was going to be a quick loss of $20 ended up earning me:

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over $23 profits!! Stay fly! No lie! u kno it... BALLIN!!! I then proceeded to get my free T-Shirt which I was then DENIED!! The casino asshole said I had to accumulate 25 casino points on the game to earn the shirt, which at that point I had only acquired 12. This jerk was jus trying to make me lose my $23!! I see your trick old man! You can't fool me!!

So what did I do with my new-found wealth?!?! At that point I was on cloud 9 ballin out of control and shyt, until reality hit me in the face at Kiki de Montparnasse. Apparently $23 is not enough money to shop at that store. ;_; but it's all good becoz there's always the 2nd best thing:

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madre dicking RED VELVET GELATO!!!!






If I was you, and you were me, you'd wanna be winning. That's the subject of this blog becoz last weekend I went to Las Vegas!! LAS VEGAS!!! and boy was it one depressing trip lol. I went becoz my mom wanted to get out of the house and it being the long Thanksgiving weekend I had the time to take her somewhere nice. Although there's nothing real nice about watching her and my sister collectively lose over $400 in penny slots over the course of a day. Not that I'm a loser by any means, I pulled in a modest $180 in blackjack earnings. But that's beside the point, I hate slots and will never play them... unless they hook me in with a gimmick like this:

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Ghostbusters!! mother f***in GHOSTBUSTERS!!! I saw it when my mother was taking a potty break, and at that point in the trip I was already up $60 in my blackjack grind so I figured losing a quick $20 would be no big deal. Not only that, but the casino said if u played the game u would get a free t-shirt!! I like that!!

so I put in my $20 and start max betting like it aint no thang. Then something happened, I have no idea what it was coz all I'm doing is pressing the button, but apparently I lined up 3 special symbols in a row and the game was like "OK we're on a mission! quick! Tag Slimer!!" so I did!! I pressed Slimer on the touch screen and it gave me a bonus round where they were like "We have to battle the Stay Puft Marshmallow!!"

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at that point I still had no idea what was going on. Apparently I got a bonus that gave me a few automatic credits while the game plays itself... all I know was that I was making freakin money. When the bonus game was all said and done, I played one more pull to see if I could continue the win streak but that was a losing spin, so I quickly cashed out (something my mother and sister could learn from me! lol). So what I thought was going to be a quick loss of $20 ended up earning me:

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over $23 profits!! Stay fly! No lie! u kno it... BALLIN!!! I then proceeded to get my free T-Shirt which I was then DENIED!! The casino asshole said I had to accumulate 25 casino points on the game to earn the shirt, which at that point I had only acquired 12. This jerk was jus trying to make me lose my $23!! I see your trick old man! You can't fool me!!

So what did I do with my new-found wealth?!?! At that point I was on cloud 9 ballin out of control and shyt, until reality hit me in the face at Kiki de Montparnasse. Apparently $23 is not enough money to shop at that store. ;_; but it's all good becoz there's always the 2nd best thing:

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madre dicking RED VELVET GELATO!!!!

you shoulda stopped by and said hi!

lol

I love Vegas and will never leave this fine city.
Sounds like it was a blast! That gelato looks great. How much did it set you back? $40, $50? Hahaha.

Nice Jim Jones line in there, too.
This post wins for the intro sentence alone (not to mention the title) :applause:
I love these blogs, like the enthusiasm =)
Awesome! Sounds like you had a great time. However, in the future, please don't put "dick" and gelato in the same sentence, not unless you're really into that kind of thing. :D
lol the Gelato was like $5.50 for that small thing.

freakin rip off lol
can always count on a good read Jekki blog