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Crisis Averted! We did it! You can all calm down now!

Posted by whoknows, 05 March 2015 - * * - - - · 1172 views

Like you all, I was incredibly concerned and losing sleep over the possibility of it not happening. I'd lie in bed at night and wonder "what if it doesn't happen? Would they really let us down like that?"

Night after night went by, and more information kept coming out, but not the information we needed. As the day is getting closer and closer I and every...

The Insurgent trailer is incredibly offensive!

Posted by whoknows, 16 February 2015 - * * * - - · 912 views
So last night I go watch Kingsman like most normal people who have already seen Fifty Shades of Grey four times already this weekend would decide to do. I go and pay for my ticket, walk into the theater and find my special spot and pull a Yoohoo out of my pocket that I had to sneak in because theaters are terrible and don't sell them.

Anyway, movie start...


Posted by whoknows, 08 September 2013 - * * * - - · 1466 views

So good.

Forget all the other garbage that came out this year such as The Last of Us or Bioshock Infinite or whatever other junk people are calling GOTY, because they're not. In fact, those games aren't even worth thinking about with Lost Planet 3 being in existence. It's just that good.

Now, if you have any other games this year your'e going to need...

You're All Horrible People

Posted by whoknows, 18 July 2013 - * * * - - · 610 views

No really, you are. Sometimes I just find it difficult to believe how horrible you all are. I'm not just talking about all of you either, I'm also talking about everyone you know. You're all horrible to the extent where us not horrible people should be able to put all of you horrible people in prison or cages or a rocket to the sun. You're all as horrible...

Game of the month awards June 2013!

Posted by whoknows, 13 July 2013 - - - - - - · 866 views

Yeah, it's almost the middle of July, but whatever. I think it's important people know what the very best and very worst of June 2013 are so they don't miss out!
And it goes...

Best game with a bunch of characters no one has ever heard of is....Project X Zone !
Have you ever dreamt abouta game taht has a bunch of characters you've never heard of not onl...

Wii U has already won. Sony and MS are wasting their time.

Posted by whoknows, 10 July 2013 - * * * - - · 1400 views
Wii U, PS4, Xbone, Console wars
It's time for the next generation of consoles, people are getting excited to get into the new generation and experience new things, but to those people I say: Are you Fuck ing stupid? The next generation already started asshats. It started November 2012 when the Nintendo Wii U was released. Now you may be thinking "the Wii U is a piece of shit you piece o...

Really Important and AMAZING Lone Ranger Informational Review!

Posted by whoknows, 05 July 2013 - * * * - - · 885 views
the lone ranger, movie, disney
Ok, seeing the trailer for The Lone Ranger you may be thinking "Cowboy movie + a cowboy in a mask causing heroic trouble + Johnny Depp with a white face = Awesome!" and you know, nobody can fault you for thinking that, it's a reasonable thought to have. However, the movie is very disappointing and the only thing you won't be disappointed with is Johnny De...

Really Important And Good The Last of Us Review

Posted by whoknows, 16 June 2013 - * - - - - · 1035 views

What can I say? You wait a whole console generation for a truly original game to come along and it finally does at the end of the consoles life, and that game is indeed The Last of Us.

When I say The Last of Us is a truly original game what I mean is that it's truly original in the ways it finds to be awful. It's a cinematic game, which is great, but the...

EA removing online passes = I'm boycotting.

Posted by whoknows, 16 May 2013 - - - - - - · 184 views


Yes, it is true. Is anyone else outraged by this news?

I can't help but find it ridiculous that EA is doing yet another anti-consumer move. You think they won't go any further than they already have, but NOPE!

Before, I had no problem buying EA games brand new for $59.99 + tax because I KNEW I would be...

How Can I Play Pokemon In The Bath?

Posted by whoknows, 26 October 2012 - - - - - - · 225 views

I've been thinking about this every time I take my bath every couple of days on bath night.

I'm playing Pokemon and doing something important like fighting the Elite 4 or roaming around exploring or whatever when my parents come into my room and yell at me to get in the bath.

Now, I used to tell them after I find a save point, but those tricky parents...