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Sucker Punch review

Posted by bardockkun, 24 March 2011 · 315 views

Saw an early screening of it and...

Well...

The movie fucking sucked. I Didn't give a shit about any of the characters really from the get go. Making it hard to care if they escape, which is REALLY suppose to be the center of the movie. You get kinda numb to the visuals of the action dream sequences as they drag on and kinda just feel pointless as it really brings no immediate danger. And the ending...Oh God the ending was a piss poor attempt to get you to feel anything for any of the girls, but by then it was too late and just felt like stupid shock value.

Save your money and time.




Saw an early screening of it and...

Well...

The movie fucking sucked. I Didn't give a shit about any of the characters really from the get go. Making it hard to care if they escape, which is REALLY suppose to be the center of the movie. You get kinda numb to the visuals of the action dream sequences as they drag on and kinda just feel pointless as it really brings no immediate danger. And the ending...Oh God the ending was a piss poor attempt to get you to feel anything for any of the girls, but by then it was too late and just felt like stupid shock value.

Save your money and time.
I've been waiting to see something in theaters with my gf and i was hoping this would be good... Oh well.
I could tell from the trailer. I never got where the hype came from.
I expected this from director Zack Snyder.The guy is all style and no story.Don't have any hope for his Superman reboot.
I was thinking about seeing this just for some eye candy and figured that's all it would be good for. I don't expect a good story or acting so maybe I wouldn't be disappointed?

The thigh highs and special effects looked great!
Yea, I too planned on leaving my brain at the door and going to see this for the eye candy alone. Do this and you can assure yourself to be rarely let down.
Eye candy is gewd.
The last 20 or so minutes of the film ditches the eye candy is the problem though and instead "focuses" on the girls themselves. Like best I can compare the movie as a whole is like a typical episode of MTV's TRL from the mid 90's. Where there'd be like a burst of music then boring talks with nobodies you don't give a shit about, then some more music. Then at the end some stupid segment they've been leading up to that just makes you wondered why you just watched Total Request Live.
From the first trailer I saw it just seemed like he put every action movie cliché/idea into one movie so he could blow his load and get it over with before Superman and whatever else he wants to move onto.
Sucker Punch my cock... Bah...

This movie looks looked like it blew just from the stupid previews. Why anyone would waste $5 to $7 on that garbage is totally beyond me. In what freaking world is a 90 pound little girl a badass? That had FAIL written all over it. Its like she's a super-ninja-pixie BS or something from the preview. FAIL.

Unless it had her nekkid in it, then there is no reason whatsoever for me to bother watching it. Stupid.
"From the first trailer I saw it just seemed like he put every action movie cliché/idea into one movie so he could blow his load"

Yet Kill Bill did well.