Miss Teen South Carolina completely botching an answer (amazing!)

If you think that's bad, try living here. It's that shit x1,000,000,000 and not as good looking. It's a daily fight against retardation.
 
I couldn't finish watching it. Lately, for some reason, I've had a hard time watching people fail miserably. Things like American Idol, I used to love watching that, especially the first few shows, but I just can't bring myself to watch people make fools of themselves.
 
If she becomes Miss USA, she should fight to make sure all schools in the US including those in South Africa, Iraq, and Asian countries have maps.

BTW, is that stat really true? 1/5 of American's cannot locate the United States on a map. Wow...
 
She couldn't just say "Because the public schooling in this country is a failure"? But she did prove that.

"I..... believe.... uh.... it's.... uh.... because.... uhh....... many.... uhh... United uh States Americans..... don't uh... own uha map."
 
[quote name='Scobie']If you think that's bad, try living here. It's that shit x1,000,000,000 and not as good looking. It's a daily fight against retardation.[/QUOTE]"Tell me about this internet that I've been hearing so much about." :lol:

I would have been roaring. Points the the guy with the mic for not losing it.
 
This made me laugh

Lube Tube: Michael Abernethy, M.D., an E.R. doc, treated a teenage boy who wanted a well-oiled penis. He used the thin straw on the nozzle of a can of WD-40 to fire the stuff into his urethra. "But WD-40 comes out at high pressure. He wound up with tissue necrosis, skin flaps, and plastic surgery. He will never be sexually functional."
 
[quote name='RAMSTORIA']wow thats brutal to watch[/quote]

Agreed. I feel embarassed for her and for the state of South Carolina.
 
She couldn't just say "Because the public schooling in this country is a failure"? But she did prove that.

"I..... believe.... uh.... it's.... uh.... because.... uhh....... many.... uhh... United uh States Americans..... don't uh... own uha map."
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She should've said: "9/11!"
 
[quote name='ananag112']If she becomes Miss USA, she should fight to make sure all schools in the US including those in South Africa, Iraq, and Asian countries have maps.

BTW, is that stat really true? 1/5 of American's cannot locate the United States on a map. Wow...[/QUOTE]
Well, if they'd stop calling it by 2 different names (America and The United States....and the US and USA....4 names!), maybe we all wouldn't be so confused as to who in Iraq and South Africa......needs......maps?
 
[quote name='Punk_Raven']She's got beauty and money so I guess you can't have everything. You definately can't pay for brains.[/QUOTE]


well, you can, but only for culinary purposes.
 
That "DOES.NOT.COM.PUTE." gag earlier in the thread had it right on actually.

You can see from her body language and where she looks with her eyes (a person's eye movements correlate to access of brain and memory functions) that she had been coached, or programmed, for this part of the competition (poorly) by having been told that should a question of world politics or global community come up, she should try to impress the crowd by making sure to correctly identify the three general news-making locations of the time -- Iraq, South Africa (because something like Darfur would be too hard for her to remember), and Asia (because something like Pakistan or North Korea would be too hard for her to remember). The problem was that she took a U.S.-centric question and tried to incorporate her coach's instructions into the equation, resulting in the brain bomb you just saw.


EDIT: Oh dear God, tell me this was from some broadcast yet today. I checked to see how far out this loony got booted in the competition, only to find out she made the group of five finalists. WHY GOD -- WHY?!
 
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EDIT: Oh dear God, tell me this was from some broadcast yet today. I checked to see how far out this loony got booted in the competition, only to find out she made the group of five finalists. WHY GOD -- WHY?![/QUOTE]


because the part with the question is just for show, the real competition is the pole suck meet in the back room.
 
[quote name='Apossum']because the part with the question is just for show, the real competition is the pole suck meet in the back room.[/QUOTE]


looks like she could prob do that well

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Caitlin Upton is a 17-year-old senior at Lexington High School. Caitlin values her faith, family and friends. She is actively involved in her school, as well as in the community. Her interest and talents include: sports, graphic design, professional modeling and community service. First of all, Caitlin is an athlete and is active in club and varsity soccer. She has been starting player for the high school varsity soccer team the past four years. During the summer of 2007, Caitlin traveled with her elite soccer team to Germany. While there, her team placed second in a tournament involving several European countries. One of Caitlin’s life goals is to follow a healthy lifestyle, and to always remain physically active. Secondly, Caitlin is a talented artist with a focus in the area of graphic design. She has received “Star Student” awards in both Photoshop and Advertising Design. She holds a student government office as President of Skills USA. Her career goals include earning a four-year Graphic Design degree. Ultimately Caitlin aspires to create special effects for television and movies. In addition to sports and art, Caitlin has been successful as a professional model with advertisement appearances in national magazines including: Seventeen, Cosmo Girl and American Cheerleader. She has modeled for Wrangler, Soffe and Nautica. One of her dreams is to make it into the European modeling market which would offer her “once in a lifetime” experiences. Lastly, and most importantly, Caitlin has become increasingly involved in community service. Volunteer activities she is involved in include making monthly meals for Sistercare, an organization for abused woman and their children. Caitlin has discovered the joy of serving others. Her primary goal as Miss SC Teen USA 2007 will be making appearances and developing action plans to involve teen in community service.
 
[quote name='BIG5']It's a shame she's pretty because she does not need to breed. The gene pool could use some chlorine.[/quote]

The world needs strippers you know. Now if she was ugly, I'd be more likely to agree...
 
[quote name='bigdaddy']My first thought was to laugh, my second thought is what the?![/QUOTE]

Skills USA is retarded. I joined it in high school thinking it would be worth while...
 
[quote name='Deadpool']at least she's pleasing on the eyes...[/quote]

Yeah because you don't need basic knowledge or common sense when you have boobs and "good' looks!

And she's 17, remember that... :p
 
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Perfect. I don't think I could've said it better myself. That was running through my head after I watched that.

Thank you
 
First off can that question be true?

"A fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map"

I have to say that miss South Carolina is in that 1/5th of the population.
 
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