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[quote name='CaseyRyback']were are going to pinch this one off early and I am going to start the next one in honor of braks last few posts[/quote]

Pun intended?

:lol:
 
Stephen Lynch-

here we are dear old friend
here we are drunk again
laughs have been had and tears have been shed
maybe the whiskie's gone to my head

but if i were gay i would give yew my heart
and if i were gay yuo'd eb my work of art
and if i were gay we would swim in romance
but im not gay so get yer hands out of my pants

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

but if i were gay i would give you my love
and if i were gay i would give you a hug
and if i were gay we would tear down the walls
but im not gay so please stop cuppin' my b...hands!
 
[quote name='Scorch']Brak's Ott Got Screwed On Cag.com 10-7-05 Nevar Forget!!1[/QUOTE]

That sounds pretty good for a chant:

"You Screwed Brak!"
 
[quote name='Scorch']Brak's Ott Got Screwed On Cag.com 10-7-05 Nevar Forget!!1[/QUOTE]

brak is going to spit on me and throw up E M O with his hands for the other OTTers
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']Stephen Lynch-

here we are dear old friend
here we are drunk again
laughs have been had and tears have been shed
maybe the whiskie's gone to my head

but if i were gay i would give yew my heart
and if i were gay yuo'd eb my work of art
and if i were gay we would swim in romance
but im not gay so get yer hands out of my pants

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

but if i were gay i would give you my love
and if i were gay i would give you a hug
and if i were gay we would tear down the walls
but im not gay so please stop cuppin' my b...hands![/QUOTE]
:rofl: I love that song. Stephen's a great comedian.
 
It wasn't really meant to be a tree, actually. Just the word 'ass' a lot...

But it's a tree.

So that makes it....better?
 
Saw A History of Violence tonight. Good movie. It would make a great double feature with Unforgiven, I think.
 
[quote name='Scorch']You Screwed Brak
You Screwed Brak
You Screwed Brak[/QUOTE]
Question is more if you'd do it sober or on who knows how much chemical inducement?
 
Listening to Dane Cooks Retaliation right now. Very hit or miss like this...i much prefer him on random tv show couches. Better at improv.
 
Plagerized existence exist,
Among the writers of the world,
Shake your spear at Shakespeare,
Shake your spear at Shakespeare,
Loud and noisy,
Strong refrigerators,
Gaining independence,
Gaining independence,
Stupid people do stupid things,
Smart people outsmart each other,
Then themselves, then themselves,
Then themselves, then themselves,
Take me down there,
Photographic relapse,
People feeding frenzy,
The devil is so lovely,
My blue moon rivets in exits,
Forewarned customary spirits,
By myself, by myself,
By myself, by myself,
Take me down there,
Photographic relapse,
People feeding frenzy,
The devil is so lovely,
Take me down there,
Photographic relapse,
People feeding frenzy,
The devil is so lovely.




Why's the OTT so inactive?
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I declare this OTT unfit for human consumption[/QUOTE]

The OTT is McDonald's food? :lol:

[quote name='sixersballernum3']
Why's the OTT so inactive?[/QUOTE]

Because you touch yourself at night. :)
 
[quote name='jmcc']Saw A History of Violence tonight. Good movie. It would make a great double feature with Unforgiven, I think.[/QUOTE]
my friends and i were supposed to go see Waiting tonight, but of course one of them had the genious idea of buying tickets for "the greatest game ever played" and sneaking in, only to find an usher waiting by the theatre showing waiting...

we ended up hanging out at the arcade, which replaced its DDR machine with In The Groove, or whatever its called

tonight was a living hell
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']I may go see that Wallace and Gromit movie tommorrow...it looks good.[/QUOTE]

It's something everyone can enjoy, and if you already like Wallace and Gromit, as I did, even better :D
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I guess I missed something... oh wells.[/QUOTE]

In a nutshell, Brak was doing a live soundboard for a high school football game or something, and had to shit really bad, and almost soiled his britches.

Or something like that.

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']It's something everyone can enjoy, and if you already like Wallace and Gromit, as I did, even better :D[/quote]

Yeah, I'm a fan of Wallace and Gromit. Though sadly I haven't picked up that DVD they recently released yet. =/
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']

Yeah, I'm a fan of Wallace and Gromit. Though sadly I haven't picked up that DVD they recently released yet. =/[/QUOTE]

I haven't, either, but I'll get around to it sometime
 
[quote name='Moxio']The OTT is but a shadow of what it once was.[/QUOTE]
Once you reach the pinnacle of all that is OTTdom, the Moldy Boner, is there really anywhere to go but down?
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Once you reach the pinnacle of all that is OTTdom, the Moldy Boner, is there really anywhere to go but down?[/QUOTE]

Is it now a requirement that the Moldy Boner must be mentioned in every OTT now? This is starting to become a pattern :lol:
 
I finally got my issue of OPM, but there's a problem...it's last month's issue, with Shadow of the Colossus on the cover. :roll: I should be getting THIS month's issue, not last month's issue. :bomb: I guess this stupidity at ZD has leaked over into OPM's offices, which I was hoping it wouldn't. I guess I'll have to send e-mails to these dumbasses to see if they can pull their heads out of their asses.
 
[quote name='AlbinoNinja']my friends and i were supposed to go see Waiting tonight, but of course one of them had the genious idea of buying tickets for "the greatest game ever played" and sneaking in, only to find an usher waiting by the theatre showing waiting...

we ended up hanging out at the arcade, which replaced its DDR machine with In The Groove, or whatever its called

tonight was a living hell[/QUOTE]

Friends don't let friends see Ryan Reynolds movies. You lucked out.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Moldy Boner.[/QUOTE]

Moldy Boner.
Modly Bwner.
Godly pwner.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

*goes back to working on avatar*
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Oh noes, we have another mediocre OTT.[/QUOTE]

How can you tell?
 
[quote name='jmcc']How can you tell?[/QUOTE]
The ever-present waves of mediocrity flowing from it.

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']He's Shrike, that's all you need to know[/QUOTE]
I am he who recognizes medicority on sight?
 
I saw hardball today, so I'm happy.

"I see some ladies tonight who should be having my baby, baby"
 
[quote name='AlbinoNinja']my friends and i were supposed to go see Waiting tonight, but of course one of them had the genious idea of buying tickets for "the greatest game ever played" and sneaking in, only to find an usher waiting by the theatre showing waiting...

we ended up hanging out at the arcade, which replaced its DDR machine with In The Groove, or whatever its called

tonight was a living hell[/QUOTE]
So instead of buying tickets to a movie you wanted to see, your friends bought tickets to a different movie and were going to try to sneak in? :whistle2:s You shouldn't be leaving these geniuses alone anymore. They could hurt themselves.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']So instead of buying tickets to a movie you wanted to see, your friends bought tickets to a different movie and sneaking in? :whistle2:s[/QUOTE]
I think that's what happens when you're under the age of viewing R-rated movies?
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']So instead of buying tickets to a movie you wanted to see, your friends bought tickets to a different movie and were going to try to sneak in? :whistle2:s You shouldn't be leaving these geniuses alone anymore. They could hurt themselves.[/QUOTE]
well, it was R rated, but yes, they are all complete dumbasses...
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I think that's what happens when you're under the age of viewing R-rated movies?[/QUOTE]
That's when you're supposed to have older friends that can get you in.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']That's when you're supposed to have older friends that can get you in.[/QUOTE]
well, at this theatre, they check everyone, but yeah, we should have gotten someone older to come...
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Who else would be so familar with mediocrity? ;)[/QUOTE]
Hanging around you all this time, fuck yeah, I'd recognize it on sight.
 
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